My wife thinks Im cheating on her....
 

I come home and she's hounding me as if she's my mother, 'Where were you, what took you so long, blah blah blah'.

I hardly EVER go out, and when she doesnt give me the lovin that I need, I straight tell her I will find a girl that will. When I say this, its in a joking manner, but she knows I could be very serious with it as well.

So anyway, I had told her I was going to the gas station, but I came back 45 minutes later. f course the woman radar senses something odd.

Should I tell her the girl I was with is called BURGER KING?