a joke
 

Three guys and a lady were sitting at a bar talking about their
professions...
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The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
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The second guy says, "I'm a DINKY, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet."
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The third guy says, "I'm a RUB, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
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They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
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She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

lol, that's hilarious

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires
a new CEO. This new
boss is determined to rid the company of all
slackers. On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of
workers and he wants to let them know he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and
replies, "I make $200.00 a
week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $400.00 in cash and
screams, "Here's two week's pay,
now ''GET out of here and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the room
and asks "Who was that idiot and what did he do
here?''

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

Haha, that second joke was pretty good.

The second joke kinda actully happen where I use to work, Got a new plant manager and he was "making a name" for himeself and started yelling at a guy who was 1 min late to a staff meeting in front of the rest of the staff.

The guy turned out to be a VP...

Aways look before you shoot....

:winkwink:

Great way to start the morning. Thanks!!