What is your earliest.... memory?
 

So how far back can u remember?


I have two memories from when I was a baby... I think I was a baby at least...

One was where I was in some type of baby seat on a couch while I was watching my family play cards or something. I saw them talking and laughing and I can clearly remember how pissed off I was because I didnt understand what they were saying or doing.

The other memory I got, again in a baby seat - in the car, and I was getting high! Well, my Dad was smoking a doobie while driving, and I remember how it would smell odd in the car and the cherry of what he was smoking was much smaller then the usual cherry of a ciggarette. Hehe the only second hand smoke I still enjoy to this day ;)

So whats your earliest memory? or two?

Mine is smoking a doobie with your dad while you were riding in the backseat...don't remember much before that.

My earliest memory is of dear old dad beating the crap out of my little brother. I suppose I was about 4 at the time.

But seriously...I don't know how old I was, I'm thinking about 3.

I was playing in my sandbox in my backyard, this was back in the day when you could leave a kid alone in a sandbox in his own yard...anyway I remember this rock came crawling towards me.

Freaked my shit out. I ran as fast as I could and I swore that motherfucker was right behind me.

I hit the gate that led to the carport, and it felt like one of those horror movies where the monster is coming up right behind you and the camera does that weird optical effect where you stay in focus and the background zooms in behind you.

I got through that gate and into the kitchen where my mother was, and I was busting some serious tears out.

Looking back now I know that big ass monster was nothing but a snail...lol...but to a kid that was some freaky ass freddie krueger type shit.