cramp in the leg while fuckin...
 

thats what I get for being a fatass...no mas, this fat bastard goes on a serious diet....starting tomorrow!:feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot

i'm not a fatass and i get that too

I think i'd be scared shitless if i saw a slim TDF.

Given the motivation, I got a real easy way to help your diet along: No masturbation, lazy sex, or blowjobs until you hit yoru target.

be prepared...cause its coomin gotdamnit

no doubt.

Fuck that!

Get yourself on a solid diet of pussy three times a day. That will get you in shape in no time!

Hey, you are up in Seattle for a while aren't you?

Don't lose it too quickly. You don't want to end up looking like Fat Bastard at the end of the latest Austin Powers movie...

you MIGHT be short on potassium...eat a banana (NO JOKES here! LOL) half an hour before scroggin'! It might help!

Do it TDF.

Atkins will slim ya down bigtime.

Or even if you follow these basics...

Nothing white.. ie potatoes, rice, breads, cereals, sugar, dairy or cocaine.

Eliminate the stuff above and that pretty much leaves meat, veggies & fruits.

If you can somehow stick to that, you'll melt the fat away.

me.. I could stand to gain 10-15 lbs. I need the Fatkins diet.

i always get that the worst is when u r playing soccer and it happens and u just tumble to the ground,

or getting canned