to EVERYONE including AMP
 

I'd just like to say, after being bitched at constantly that I won't beable to get a QUALITY design done for less then $250... YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

http://www.jokedollars.com/1.swf

It's not even finished yet but I know it looks 'good.' It isn't the best of best, but certainly does all i wanted for paying $125.

Amp.. for $125, tell me what you think now...

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/emoticons/breakdance.gif>

your whole site is a flash program? ugh.

lol.. no man.. that's just a temporary clip of it. I said it's not finished.

if you call this QUALITY then you have to be jokeing lol, sorry
what ever you payed is what you got. :2 cents:

i thought it was a construction company

Like i said.. it's not the best. But it's all I was looking for when I was paying less then $250.

Plus I only paid $125, and now for that design and work, it's a bargain.

Looks pretty good to me for that price.

:1orglaugh

that site is a joke :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Looks like it's worth about $125 to me. Nothing grossly wrong with it, nothing special. Well, maybe the text is grossly wrong...

Nice template.

What does a skyscraper/cityscape have to do with a humor site? Use caution here....you want folks to realize that your site actually has something to do with jokes.


...instead of being one.

:2 cents:

We used Toronto as the cityscape because that is where we work. It may be a little too much though.. I see that point. I'll get him to change that.

I rather pay $125 for a design like this, then pay $1000 from someone else...

You guys are all haters..... I think it looks pretty good

Very nice looking site for the money.

Sorry Palooka, id rather have something like this:

http://www.bigfuckingcash.com

Any fucking day, before that corporate template you got sold.

It if dont have flavor, no one wants to taste it.

http://www.ampiezza.com

:thumbsup great site mate,

are u smoking crack? A design like that in mainstream (not adult) won't last a day. lol

I have nothing to do with mainstream.

This is all about adult webmasters.

And no I dont smoke crack, I <i>do</i> sell it though.

It doesn't come up for me :(

"We can get them for you wholesale."

1. I only questioned making a business practice of going for bottom of the barrel designers, and stated you would probably end up with something ok.

2. The site doesn't reflect anything to do with jokes or making money, or the fact that it's an affiliate program, it could be selling insurance or an accounting firm if you take the text out and doesn't look any different to a thousand other corporate websites, which is cool for corporate.

3. It cost more than $125. It uses stock photography. A single photo on the site costs $600 PER YEAR.

4. Given you won't pay $250+ for a design I'll assume you won't rent a photo for a year at that price and conclude that by using this designer you have opened youself up to being sued for many, many, many times that $125.. but everyone else was "wrong".. yeah.. right. Gee what good business sense.

5. Take the stock photography out of it and good luck.

What the heck kind of architecture firm calls themselves "Joke Dollars"?

i liked it.

My money says the designer ripped off a design from some mainstream site.

Look at those pics used,

I think it does not reflect the proper concept for what it's supposed to be. This is a site about humor? It looks like a tax firm.

there's nothing wrong with the layout.... except it doesn't fit. Which is part of the price of a designer: Someone able to match and marry up your business to to a concept that works for it. It's called professional production. Any fool can operate a graphics program. It takes a little more than that to give a project an idea that actually WORKS for your business.


I suggest you start selling insurance. Because that's what that site looks like.

Do you take paypal?



Site looked good for mainstream but the text was difficult to read on my monitor.

http://www32.brinkster.com/enterpris...asp?id=8&mnu=8

you overpaid for the template, better ones on that site for $50.


get real on the stock photo thing, i can find unlicensed stock photos on pretty much any webmaster program site. You really think adult design companies have a library of $2500 stock photo disks filled with stock photos of bills and coins, mansions, limousines and such?

Can do the same with many mainstream corporate sites, i'm like a stock photo freak and i am good at figuring out where a photo came from - nobody is paying Getty $1,000 bucks for the use of photo of a roll of bills.

LOL. i'll have to agree with amp and bhutocracy.

that makes me giggle

congratulations.

You got a site for $125.

What you didn't get was a site that fits the business you're trying to come across with. Good luck though....



on a side note.... i wonder how long your 'designer' is going to make changes to it for you for $125.

template :thefinger

Oh, boy, does that site look like fun?

Thanks

i just bought their whole portfolio :winkwink:

Lol that's a copy from http://www.templatemonster.com/categ...53&x=10&y= 17

Andre

Sued? lol

I work in toronto and those are pictures from in and around toronto. This is a B2B company.. relating it to jokes is pointless. Making it look professional is key. Our current affiliate base from clixgalore.com and shareasale.com will like a design such as this, suppose to one that relates to the word joke. lol. Jokedollars is in effort to promote joke sites, and that's the only connection for it.

LOL! Nice.

It looks more like a designer charged you $125, and purchased a template from TemplateMonster.com (or a similar site) for $40.00 and is setting it up for you.

Or maybe you got lucky and struck it BIG TIME with a Russian Designer who can live off of $125.00 for the next 5 years.
:2 cents:

Either way.. works for me.

As long as I can't find that template.. I'm happy.

Who are these Russians you speak of? I'm interested...

It definitely worth the price but the concept doesn't fit your site at all... the flash looks like it's made for a construction or a real estate company...

I could have got you that for $50 looks like one of the old monster templates.... :glugglug

Great Emoticons
:thumbsup

We allowed to use them??

You have no taste...

I can't believe the amount of mixed opinions. I could care less, I still think what we have is pretty sweet.

yes "lol".
Yes there are toronto pictures.. there are also licensed images in there that either you or the designer have stolen.
If you really want, and really don't believe me, you can keep all the images in there exactly as it was when you showed it and I can PROVE to you you're liable lol.
Or you can admit that yes, you had unlicensed images on there but "so what" and hope you don't get caught.
Or, you can take my free advice trying to help you out and just take the licensed pics off your site.
there are two obvious licensed images on it and one rather "famous" one, which is why im admiring your designer's gall. then again if I were being paid $125 I probably wouldn't care about dumping a client in the shit either.

From a corporate "adult design" POV, it's not too bad.

Keep up the good work! :thumbsup

I've never seen such jealousy in my life. lol.

The design is not a template. We worked with the designer, told him what we want and supplied him with photos. First class service at a dirt cheap price, which proves that it can be done.

No one's jealous of you or your design.

lol.. the level of self-delusion is amazing isn't it?
You can't point out a few facts without recieving childish epithets.

lol..

Whatever, you guys and your hard headed American mentalities. You will never admit to being wrong and will never give credit where credit is due. I'm out.

shut the fuck up.