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  • bikinihouse
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 843

    #1

    to EVERYONE including AMP

    I'd just like to say, after being bitched at constantly that I won't beable to get a QUALITY design done for less then $250... YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

    http://www.jokedollars.com/1.swf

    It's not even finished yet but I know it looks 'good.' It isn't the best of best, but certainly does all i wanted for paying $125.

    Amp.. for $125, tell me what you think now...
    Last edited by bikinihouse; 02-25-2003, 07:49 PM.
  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
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    • psyko514
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      • Oct 2002
      • 22366

      #3
      your whole site is a flash program? ugh.

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      • bikinihouse
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 843

        #4
        Originally posted by psyko514
        your whole site is a flash program? ugh.
        lol.. no man.. that's just a temporary clip of it. I said it's not finished.

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        • Froey Twe
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1297

          #5
          if you call this QUALITY then you have to be jokeing lol, sorry
          what ever you payed is what you got.

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          • Heineken
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 134

            #6
            i thought it was a construction company
            I wish i had a website ...

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            • bikinihouse
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 843

              #7
              Originally posted by Froey Twe
              if you call this QUALITY then you have to be jokeing lol, sorry
              what ever you payed is what you got.

              Like i said.. it's not the best. But it's all I was looking for when I was paying less then $250.

              Plus I only paid $125, and now for that design and work, it's a bargain.

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              • BluMedia
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 3973

                #8
                Looks pretty good to me for that price.
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                • KRL
                  Entrepreneur
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #9
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                  • alias
                    aliasx
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 19010

                    #10
                    that site is a joke
                    https://porncorporation.com

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                    • gothweb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8849

                      #11
                      Looks like it's worth about $125 to me. Nothing grossly wrong with it, nothing special. Well, maybe the text is grossly wrong...

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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #12
                        Nice template.

                        What does a skyscraper/cityscape have to do with a humor site? Use caution here....you want folks to realize that your site actually has something to do with jokes.


                        ...instead of being one.


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                        • bikinihouse
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 843

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tala
                          Nice template.

                          What does a skyscraper/cityscape have to do with a humor site? Use caution here....you want folks to realize that your site actually has something to do with jokes.


                          ...instead of being one.

                          We used Toronto as the cityscape because that is where we work. It may be a little too much though.. I see that point. I'll get him to change that.

                          I rather pay $125 for a design like this, then pay $1000 from someone else...

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                          • Pipecrew
                            Master of Gfy.com
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 14888

                            #14
                            You guys are all haters..... I think it looks pretty good

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                            • Rich
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 11486

                              #15
                              Very nice looking site for the money.

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                              • Fletch XXX
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 60840

                                #16
                                Sorry Palooka, id rather have something like this:

                                http://www.bigfuckingcash.com

                                Any fucking day, before that corporate template you got sold.

                                It if dont have flavor, no one wants to taste it.

                                http://www.ampiezza.com

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                                • Va2k
                                  I’m still alive barley.
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 10060

                                  #17
                                  great site mate,

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                                  • bikinihouse
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 843

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                    Sorry Palooka, id rather have something like this:

                                    http://www.bigfuckingcash.com

                                    Any fucking day, before that corporate template you got sold.

                                    It if dont have flavor, no one wants to taste it.

                                    http://www.ampiezza.com
                                    are u smoking crack? A design like that in mainstream (not adult) won't last a day. lol

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                                    • Fletch XXX
                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 60840

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bikinihouse


                                      are u smoking crack? A design like that in mainstream (not adult) won't last a day. lol
                                      I have nothing to do with mainstream.

                                      This is all about adult webmasters.

                                      And no I dont smoke crack, I <i>do</i> sell it though.

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                                      • wethoney
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 1032

                                        #20
                                        It doesn't come up for me

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                                        • gothweb
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 8849

                                          #21
                                          "We can get them for you wholesale."

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                                          • bhutocracy
                                            Not making A Comeback
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 10218

                                            #22
                                            1. I only questioned making a business practice of going for bottom of the barrel designers, and stated you would probably end up with something ok.

                                            2. The site doesn't reflect anything to do with jokes or making money, or the fact that it's an affiliate program, it could be selling insurance or an accounting firm if you take the text out and doesn't look any different to a thousand other corporate websites, which is cool for corporate.

                                            3. It cost more than $125. It uses stock photography. A single photo on the site costs $600 PER YEAR.

                                            4. Given you won't pay $250+ for a design I'll assume you won't rent a photo for a year at that price and conclude that by using this designer you have opened youself up to being sued for many, many, many times that $125.. but everyone else was "wrong".. yeah.. right. Gee what good business sense.

                                            5. Take the stock photography out of it and good luck.

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                                            • FATPad
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 6693

                                              #23
                                              What the heck kind of architecture firm calls themselves "Joke Dollars"?
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                                              • nemesis
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 1335

                                                #24
                                                i liked it.

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                                                • boneprone
                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 34415

                                                  #25
                                                  My money says the designer ripped off a design from some mainstream site.

                                                  Look at those pics used,

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    I think it does not reflect the proper concept for what it's supposed to be. This is a site about humor? It looks like a tax firm.

                                                    there's nothing wrong with the layout.... except it doesn't fit. Which is part of the price of a designer: Someone able to match and marry up your business to to a concept that works for it. It's called professional production. Any fool can operate a graphics program. It takes a little more than that to give a project an idea that actually WORKS for your business.


                                                    I suggest you start selling insurance. Because that's what that site looks like.
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                                                    • LiveDose
                                                      Show Yer Tits!
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 25792

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                      And no I dont smoke crack, I <i>do</i> sell it though.
                                                      Do you take paypal?



                                                      Site looked good for mainstream but the text was difficult to read on my monitor.

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                                                      • Mutt
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 34431

                                                        #28
                                                        http://www32.brinkster.com/enterpris...asp?id=8&mnu=8

                                                        you overpaid for the template, better ones on that site for $50.


                                                        get real on the stock photo thing, i can find unlicensed stock photos on pretty much any webmaster program site. You really think adult design companies have a library of $2500 stock photo disks filled with stock photos of bills and coins, mansions, limousines and such?

                                                        Can do the same with many mainstream corporate sites, i'm like a stock photo freak and i am good at figuring out where a photo came from - nobody is paying Getty $1,000 bucks for the use of photo of a roll of bills.
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                                                        • galleryseek
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 8234

                                                          #29
                                                          LOL. i'll have to agree with amp and bhutocracy.

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                                                          • FlyingIguana
                                                            aspiring banker
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 10870

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                            <img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/emoticons/breakdance.gif>
                                                            that makes me giggle

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                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                              There can be only one
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 39075

                                                              #31
                                                              congratulations.

                                                              You got a site for $125.

                                                              What you didn't get was a site that fits the business you're trying to come across with. Good luck though....



                                                              on a side note.... i wonder how long your 'designer' is going to make changes to it for you for $125.
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                                                              • Rilose
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 565

                                                                #32
                                                                template
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                                                                • UnseenWorld
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 5279

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Oh, boy, does that site look like fun?
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                                                                  • AWW - Kevin
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 2353

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                    http://www32.brinkster.com/enterpris...asp?id=8&mnu=8

                                                                    you overpaid for the template, better ones on that site for $50.
                                                                    Thanks

                                                                    i just bought their whole portfolio


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                                                                    • justsexxx
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 13723

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AWW - Kevin


                                                                      Thanks

                                                                      i just bought their whole portfolio
                                                                      Lol that's a copy from http://www.templatemonster.com/categ...t=53&x=10&y=17

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                                                                      • bikinihouse
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 843

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Sued? lol

                                                                        I work in toronto and those are pictures from in and around toronto. This is a B2B company.. relating it to jokes is pointless. Making it look professional is key. Our current affiliate base from clixgalore.com and shareasale.com will like a design such as this, suppose to one that relates to the word joke. lol. Jokedollars is in effort to promote joke sites, and that's the only connection for it.

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                                                                        • Voodoo
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                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 10600

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                          <img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/emoticons/breakdance.gif>
                                                                          LOL! Nice.

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                                                                          • Voodoo
                                                                            ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                            • 10600

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by bikinihouse
                                                                            I'd just like to say, after being bitched at constantly that I won't beable to get a QUALITY design done for less then $250... YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

                                                                            http://www.jokedollars.com/1.swf

                                                                            It's not even finished yet but I know it looks 'good.' It isn't the best of best, but certainly does all i wanted for paying $125.

                                                                            Amp.. for $125, tell me what you think now...
                                                                            It looks more like a designer charged you $125, and purchased a template from TemplateMonster.com (or a similar site) for $40.00 and is setting it up for you.

                                                                            Or maybe you got lucky and struck it BIG TIME with a Russian Designer who can live off of $125.00 for the next 5 years.

                                                                            "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                            • bikinihouse
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 843

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Either way.. works for me.

                                                                              As long as I can't find that template.. I'm happy.

                                                                              Who are these Russians you speak of? I'm interested...

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                                                                              • flashfreak
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 4396

                                                                                #40
                                                                                It definitely worth the price but the concept doesn't fit your site at all... the flash looks like it's made for a construction or a real estate company...
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                                                                                • vegasdude
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 3649

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by bikinihouse
                                                                                  I'd just like to say, after being bitched at constantly that I won't beable to get a QUALITY design done for less then $250... YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

                                                                                  http://www.jokedollars.com/1.swf

                                                                                  It's not even finished yet but I know it looks 'good.' It isn't the best of best, but certainly does all i wanted for paying $125.

                                                                                  Amp.. for $125, tell me what you think now...

                                                                                  I could have got you that for $50 looks like one of the old monster templates....
                                                                                  Last edited by vegasdude; 02-26-2003, 07:38 AM.
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                                                                                  • SquarePants
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 408

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                    <img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/emoticons/breakdance.gif>
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                                                                                    • bikinihouse
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 843

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jokke
                                                                                      It looks so fucking bad i can't believe it
                                                                                      You have no taste...

                                                                                      I can't believe the amount of mixed opinions. I could care less, I still think what we have is pretty sweet.

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                                                                                      • bhutocracy
                                                                                        Not making A Comeback
                                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                                        • 10218

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by bikinihouse
                                                                                        Sued? lol

                                                                                        I work in toronto and those are pictures from in and around toronto. This is a B2B company.. relating it to jokes is pointless. Making it look professional is key. Our current affiliate base from clixgalore.com and shareasale.com will like a design such as this, suppose to one that relates to the word joke. lol. Jokedollars is in effort to promote joke sites, and that's the only connection for it.
                                                                                        yes "lol".
                                                                                        Yes there are toronto pictures.. there are also licensed images in there that either you or the designer have stolen.
                                                                                        If you really want, and really don't believe me, you can keep all the images in there exactly as it was when you showed it and I can PROVE to you you're liable lol.
                                                                                        Or you can admit that yes, you had unlicensed images on there but "so what" and hope you don't get caught.
                                                                                        Or, you can take my free advice trying to help you out and just take the licensed pics off your site.
                                                                                        there are two obvious licensed images on it and one rather "famous" one, which is why im admiring your designer's gall. then again if I were being paid $125 I probably wouldn't care about dumping a client in the shit either.

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                                                                                        • AdultNex
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 8985

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          From a corporate "adult design" POV, it's not too bad.

                                                                                          Keep up the good work!

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                                                                                          • femaleperfection
                                                                                            Registered User
                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                            • 14

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I've never seen such jealousy in my life. lol.

                                                                                            The design is not a template. We worked with the designer, told him what we want and supplied him with photos. First class service at a dirt cheap price, which proves that it can be done.

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                                                                                            • FATPad
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 6693

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              No one's jealous of you or your design.
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                                                                                              • bhutocracy
                                                                                                Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                                • 10218

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by FATPad
                                                                                                No one's jealous of you or your design.
                                                                                                lol.. the level of self-delusion is amazing isn't it?
                                                                                                You can't point out a few facts without recieving childish epithets.

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                                                                                                • femaleperfection
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 14

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  lol..

                                                                                                  Whatever, you guys and your hard headed American mentalities. You will never admit to being wrong and will never give credit where credit is due. I'm out.

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                                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                    • 39075

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by femaleperfection
                                                                                                    lol..

                                                                                                    Whatever, you guys and your hard headed American mentalities. You will never admit to being wrong and will never give credit where credit is due. I'm out.
                                                                                                    shut the fuck up.
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