Anyone tried Internet Dating?
 

Any interesting stories to share?

I have no stories...but I've found that most people do internet banging...meet up and bang, my cousin did that for about 3 months...3 virgins later and lots o hoes he met his gf, 2 years later...they are doing great and she loves porn more than he does
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Kanoealoha hit the proverbial nail on the head. I definately would never try to "date" a girl I met online, at least until she displayed her interest in me in a most convincing way :winkwink:

You want stories though? Ok. I don't particularly like telling this story, but it is one of those stories that needs to be told every once in awhile.

I had sex for the first time ("lost my virginity" just sounds too lame) with a girl I met online. She lived in California, me in Florida. We met by a accident, not through any kind of dating/singles service.

After a couple weeks of chatting / emailing we started calling each other. My parents got the phone bill, and initially thought that my Dad had made the calls, but he didn't recognize the number. Long story short, his secretary ends up calling the girls house and gets her mom on the phone. I'm sure this must have been an amusing conversation, because neither one had any clue what was going on. Some how they figured everything out.

A couple months later she came down for spring break. Her grandmother lives in FL, so she was staying with her. I remember standing outside the door pausing for a second before I knocked - just pondering the strangeness of the situation. It was so surreal to see her standing there when she opened the door (I will spare you the sappy rendition of how much more beautiful she was in person).

The rest of the week is the stuff of legend - hottubs, drunk old ladies, fake camping trips and sex - lots of sex.

Yes.. and Im having my first bukkake party next saturday!! (in a chatroom)

Just to help the conversation, what websites would be best for internet dating? (or banging)

We tried a little. As a couple advertising for a single bi-female our age, looking for a committed relationship.

Guess what kind of replies we got? Married women wanting sex with Vail. Bi-curious girls wanting sex with Vail. Pre-op transexual submissives (surprisingly many) wanting to be abused. Guess how many single bi-females? None.

never tried dating..only fucking

i'll some up internet dating in one word

herpes.

I've done some net dating...:winkwink:

The best ones I've found are:

matchmaker.com
lavalife.com
americansingles.com

Of course those are the ones with the most profiles from my area, because you do have to sort through alot shit profiles, to some good ones....

lots of virgin gay boys on aol :)

I hate to break the news to you but herpes isn't exclusive to people that date on the internet.

Try the adult ads at yahoo.com A couple I know met a girl through there.

I knew this girl for 4 years on the net, only to learn she litterally lived in back of my house, and like 7 houses away, we met, and well, :Graucho :Graucho :thumbsup

I met this girl in the same city using ICQ, we met, clicked, had sex for a month, thought everything was goin' swell until she left the city and a week later eMailed me shocking photos of here and a bunch of girls/guys skinny dippin' together and never saw her again LOL

no?

mmmh now you need to post a photo of that skinny dippin' moment.... :Graucho

I met my husband on the internet, but not through internet dating. It was almost 9 years ago now, playing a multi-user dungeon. Heh

I met my fiance in a chatroom back in 1997. She still lives 3000km (1600 miles) away from me, but I hope to get this fixed soon.

I agree with matchmaker - depends on where you live though. Match.com is another really good one.

wish I still had the photos... was over a year ago now and don't know where they are... she looked better with me in bed though in my opinion!

Keep the faith...I used to live in the Mid-West and an "Internet Guy" is what brought me down to Sunny Florida 3 years ago!!! :thumbsup

Internet dating does have its downfalls. As a woman, you have to be very careful. I did it a few times when I was single. I was so extremely careful, but I actually met a few good guys. None made it to the second date for various reasons, but a few are still friends.

Match & Matchmaker are good sites. AOL is definitely a bunch of horny idiots.

Horny Idiot girls?

Thanks :)
I'm saving to buy a (very) small apartment or house there. I just wanna be with her. Distance is fucking us very hard :(

Ok... Since I started this thread I suppose I will share my horror story. I saw several photos all which he looked great in. We met at a Starbucks and then he opened his mouth.

1. He was missing BOTH of his front teeth (Now I know why his mouth was shut in all of his photos) I also came to find out that he lived with his Mother at the age of 33 and had 4 kids by 4 different women he was never really involved with other than in the sack. Not exactly the type of person you want to bring home to meet the parents.

....on the flipside I have met some wonderful people though.

angeleyes, he wasn't nice with you :(

lets just say they never turn out to be what u thought they were,
happens with most women anyway so u cant loose!
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Well im sure many can relatet this this but 2 years ago I would hang out in yahoo and aol chatrooms and pretty much get laid whenever I decided to.

The few things that I figured out in that year is the following (some might seem like common sense)

1) If a girl got no pic do not meet her regardless how good she says she looks

2) If you cant get her to call you within 10 minutes of chat NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN

3) A girl that sends you a pic that is 2 years old and says that her scanner is broken what that means in real words is "I was cute and now im a Successful BBW"

4) A girl that wants to meet you but wants to bring a friend, stay away in most cases you aint gettin laid.

5) Increase your chnaces of getting some by being honest (sounds gay hu?) well your picture should be real recent so there is no suprise when you arrive.

6) meet in a resturant or bar that it located in a nice hotel, will help you close the deal.

7) Say you live in NY and a girl from Texas hits you up regardless how cute she is etc. and regardless if she tells you that shes coming to NY in 2 weeks, dont waste your time. If the pussy is not within 25 minutes from you don't talk to it.

8) Use Condoms regardless how cute and clean she looks

9) Increase your chances of getting laid the first meeting by talking to women 27+,

10) ALWAYS keep a log of screennames or Yahoo ID's you talk to (I used excel) in that log write her screenname her real first name her birthday and any other info, because if all of a sudden you get an IM 4 months later that says hey remember me and you pull up her info and say "Yes, you are Pam blah blah.." it can mean the difference between getting laid right then and there to some lame conversation that will go nowhere.

Stay in shape it helps too :-)

I did receive this mail

Hi sweetie, I saw your profile online. I am so happy to hear
that we are almost neighbours. I have posted my pics online (and
my personal webcam. My pics are here http://www.amandaswebsite.com/sexypictures.htm
and you can watch me on my personal webcam HERE

P.S My contact info is HERE



and now I found out that it was false :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ahahahahahahaahhaah`

You should write a book, That's some organized shit man.
"How to score using Excel"
I know it will sell.

internet bang......i like that idea.

Got many more and they are all from my own and friends experiences

I've got all my teeth, they're straight and not green, and I don't smile much in photos. I would'nt assume they don't have front teeth just because they don't have a fag ass grin on their face.

Good tips... Except usually the hottest chicks don't have pics, or a least pics posted on the site... Good looking chick will always "grill you about yours though"... If they want to know more about your pics it's a good sign...

I guess I'll throw you guys(or girls) a few more tips:

A woman's idea of "Average" comes from the Weight Watchers meetings she goes to... It always means fat. Look for "slim" or "fit", unless you like the big girls!

If you use matchmaker, you can use image tags as the title of your mail and it can draw you out of the crowd... Just a upload a little devil or flower to your server, it works wonders... Also, you can embed sound files into emails as well, which always get alot of attention...

If you smoke and they put "they don't like it"... don't worry 90% of the chicks I met say they don't like it, but then we meet and they don't mind...

I will argue about that pic thing, a girl that even thinks she looks good makes sure to have a pic or more online, UNLESS they just got their computer.

But because tere are somany chics (at least in NYC area) why risk it?

My rule has been tru to me and my friends "NO PIC = BBW"

*giggles*

hey i'm a single bi female!! :)

the people i find are all married, old, and just want a new girl for her boyfriend it's annoying

i've actually been fucking around with a lot of the dating/fucking sites lately to pass the time - i'm bored what can i say :)

xoxoxo

this is a cool thread. some of those girls are really cute. wonder why the would use a internet service as i would think they would have no problems getting a date. maybe sex junkies.

The Ten Commandments I say here.

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I use 2 meet a lot of women with an Yahoo ad, but that was when it was free and you could put any kind of ad on. Now it's paid and they won't let you put a nasty one. I had a very nasty ad :Graucho and I would say at least 1/4 maybe more were married women. The nastier the ad more response I got. I had women emailing me...God your ad makes my pussy wet, dripping wet. A number of them wanted my phone number, gave it to 2 of'em one in HI and one in New York.. They would call and talk with me for long periods, I thought what the hell it's there dime. I met very good looking 1's large 1's small 1's white 1's black 1's women from Iran from all over and all walks of life and all ages. I guess the funnest 2 me was a lady that managed a cemetery and we fucked in her office. :1orglaugh One young black girl talked me into doing her in the parking lot of Kiasier Med. Center, another one in under the stair's of her office Blg. between the 1st and 2nd floors. Shit am in my 50's and most of these women were in there mid 20's.

this one chick hit me up on aim after seeing my pic on a dating site.. i've talked to her on the phone a few times, and the next thing i know we had sex after 3 days, on the first date..

and i'm on the phone with her as i'm typing this :Graucho

No, but I can start now...where you from? and when can i pick you up?

Well, I use them... I'm thin (5ft 2in), 100 lbs attractive (no Pam Anderson, but I can hold my own) and intelligent but I work so much it seems like the only other alternative are bars/nightclubs and I'm over that scene. It's easier hitting the delete button than it is fending off jerks at a club.... Well, that is just my personal opinion. You should give it a try.

hmm..drunk old ladies, hottubs, lots of sex...what am I missing here?

heheh, bypass the pic problems all together and set up webcam dates. :winkwink:

love webcams

ditto. :thumbsup

seeing someone real time ends all physical attraction questions/problems, if you're considering swapping germs fucking inspect each other inside and out for crying out loud.

not to mention it's a great way to peek into their house......see what kind of slob they are. :winkwink:

Nosey Jew

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