Wanna lose weight? Here's a diet that does NOT fail. Ever
 

When you are about to have your next meal, picture your dad fucking your mom doggy style. There, simple diet that works. Always.

Ahh yes i've heard of that one, its called "The aristocrats diet".

You need to come up with a name for this new amazing diet technique.

Normally I'd have something cute and insanely hilarious to suggest here but on this one I got nuthin. :D

Throwing up is not a healthy form of weight loss.. ;)