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Crazy Enough 05-15-2013 01:00 AM

Let's play: The best and the worst about our countries
 
So I have a fun game today.

I'm going to start listing five things I like and five things I hate about my country. Perhaps you can do the same!

Country: Brazil

The best:

-Hot girls
-Several nice beaches
-"Warm" people
-Freedom
-Natural beauties

The worst:

-Very dirty politicians
-Hypocrite society
-Ridiculously high taxes (specially for imported products)
-Social inequality (some ultra rich, some miserable)
-Poor infrastructure (airports, ports, roads, railroads, hospitals, schools, etc.)

THE GOOD PART



THE EVIL PART



:thumbsup

Now it's your time ;-)

lock 05-15-2013 02:04 AM

Every country
Best: scenery
Worst: Politics

Australia
Best: scenery women
Worst: The most lame reason to introduce a tax on one of the most common elements carbon which is plant food. They will tax hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen as soon as they can. Chicken Little Story The sky is falling. Pay money to save the world WTF Volcano's alone produce 85% of worlds carbon.
We will be out of food long before we are out of oxygen.

seeandsee 05-15-2013 04:07 AM

Country: Serbia

The best:
-Night life

The worst:
-Lot's of people don't have job

slapass 05-15-2013 04:18 AM

Brazil
The Best - amazing women everywhere
The worst - high cost of living

Torbe 05-15-2013 04:27 AM

SPAIN

The best:

- The food
- The art (museums)
- The girls
- The very nice arquitectonicals buildings
- Real Madrid, Barcelona FC, and Spanish Team
- The beach
- The alcohol you can drink at any time
- Paella, Sangria, Sol, Putas...

The Worst:

- All politicians are corrupts
- People shout too much
- Very hot in summer
- The women has moustache (no, is a joke haha)
- Too much noise in the streets

Zeiss 05-15-2013 04:32 AM

Bulgaria

The best:
- everything except politicians

The worst:
- politicians

Hope that helps. :1orglaugh

Antonio 05-15-2013 04:58 AM

Bulgaria

The best - pretty much everything

The worst

The ants in my kitchen, where did these fuckers come from?

2MuchMark 05-15-2013 05:12 AM

Canada:

The best: peaceful, beautiful, clean, friendly

The worst : Quebec Language police and the language laws. Fucking idiots.

L-Pink 05-15-2013 05:20 AM

US:

Best: fast food, AR-15's, Wal-Mart

Worst: northern neighbors, Obama


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RebelR 05-15-2013 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19625685)
US:

Best: fast food, AR-15's, Wal-Mart

Worst: northern neighbors, Obama


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It's because we apologize too much isn't it? On behalf of the rest of Canada, we are truly sorry that we apologize too much and are too polite. We will try harder in the future. Have some Poutine, it will make you feel better eh!:winkwink:

yuu.design 05-15-2013 08:29 AM

The Best - The Girls
The Worst - The Girls Boyfriends :P

Scott McD 05-15-2013 08:31 AM

I'm still trying to think of my best list. I don't have much so far. Hmmmm...

Ross 05-15-2013 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19625896)
I'm still trying to think of my best list. I don't have much so far. Hmmmm...

The best is easy
Scenery
Nightlife
Food
90% of the people
Celtic

The worst
10% of the people
Crack heads
Weather
Rangers
Knife crime

:winkwink:

AllAboutCams 05-15-2013 08:54 AM

The Best - Health care, freedom

The Worst - Bogans, driving, location (i mean we are far away from everyone else)

AllAboutCams 05-15-2013 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19625896)
I'm still trying to think of my best list. I don't have much so far. Hmmmm...

You guys make good whiskey

Jman 05-15-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19625675)
Canada:

The best: peaceful, beautiful, clean, friendly

The worst : Quebec Language police and the language laws. Fucking idiots.

I think the worst about Canada is our Taxes... Language police doesn't affect me at all as I think it's just sentimental BS from french separatist peppers :upsidedow

_Richard_ 05-15-2013 09:21 AM

Country: Canada (BC)

The best:
- Nature / People (different cultures mixed not melted is a great childhood) / national dedication to be the change we wanna see

The worst:
- unemployment (lack of social development into new industries) / cartel like mentality big business / elitist-style wealthy-governmnet / corporate control / quebec-english paradigm coupled with voting on a federal level / native issues
__________________

ilnjscb 05-15-2013 09:25 AM

US:

Best

encourages entrepreneurs
lots of arable land (most in the world)
support for death penalty
OR
law courts function rapidly
best colleges and universities (not free, best)
"Coolest" country - sorry Brasil, yes you are cool, though


Worst

religious evangelists (of many religions) run many things
many people coast on the past
Obesity, health in general
If you are poor it is "your own damn fault"
No real support for intelligent resource planning

MaDalton 05-15-2013 09:26 AM



this is the recently elected president of Czech Republic - that says all about the politicians here :1orglaugh

otherwise - besides the language and the weather in winter - i don't find many things to complain about

:)

crockett 05-15-2013 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19625896)
I'm still trying to think of my best list. I don't have much so far. Hmmmm...

You can wear a skirt and say it's manly! :1orglaugh

SpeedoDave 05-15-2013 11:20 AM

Country: New Zealand

Best: Natural beauty.

Worst: US$10/gal gas. US$8/gal milk. But that is the cost of a carbon tax and nationalized health care.

Spunky 05-15-2013 12:33 PM

Canada
The Good-Decent healthcare,not overpopulated (yet).Americans don't want to live here
The Bad-Taxed to death,Too many Asians causing properties to sky rocket.too damn expensive.Shitty justice system

harvey 05-15-2013 01:10 PM

Argentina:
The best:
Pretty much everything: any scenery you could think of, astonishingly beautiful women, food like you have never tasted (and I mean it as EVERYDAY FOOD), really advanced equality laws, not so high taxes, a cultural life like very few places in the world.... well, it's great, to be honest.

The bad: politicians, of course. And having to demonstrate those fucking Brazilians we're much cooler than them, when are they going to learn! :1orglaugh

harvey 05-15-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19626001)
US:

Best

encourages entrepreneurs
lots of arable land (most in the world)
support for death penalty
OR
law courts function rapidly
best colleges and universities (not free, best)
"Coolest" country - sorry Brasil, yes you are cool, though


Worst

religious evangelists (of many religions) run many things
many people coast on the past
Obesity, health in general
If you are poor it is "your own damn fault"
No real support for intelligent resource planning

US has many good things, including my son. But "cool" would never be the word I'd choose to describe it. In general, it's the "anti cool" by definition, it has some cool places but nowhere close to be the majority, not even 1%. In terms of "coolness", if you're comparing US to Brazil.... well, I take you've never visited Brazil or your definition of "cool" is really particular

2013 05-15-2013 01:32 PM

i smoke a lot of bud

ilnjscb 05-15-2013 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 19626405)
US has many good things, including my son. But "cool" would never be the word I'd choose to describe it. In general, it's the "anti cool" by definition, it has some cool places but nowhere close to be the majority, not even 1%. In terms of "coolness", if you're comparing US to Brazil.... well, I take you've never visited Brazil or your definition of "cool" is really particular

I was in Brasil in April. I know it is cool, and notice I put cool in quotes, brother. I love Brasil. But they speak Portuguese and the world doesn't.

Let me ask you, what is the name of the brasilian oscars? Maybe you know, but nobody in europe does. Who in Brasil has sold more records than american recording artists? No one. What brasilian movies released last month are they watching in Brno? None? one? You don't know but I can tell you they are watching 10 american movies. And as a destination for immigrants over the last 20 years? you want to bet Brasil over US?

Hey, Argentina has the new pope, and this is the time of south america, but, my friend, all over the world, they read US books, watch US movies and TV shows, listen to US songs, etc. Now if I say "do you know who Jay Z is" you'll say yes. And you'll say the only reason I don't know the argentine equivalent (if such exists) is because I'm a stupid american. But do they know your guy in Nairobi? In Kiev? In Tallinn? In Cork? No.

I am not saying US is better, in fact we did some very shameful stuff in the last 20 years but what I said is true.

Crazy Enough 05-17-2013 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lock (Post 19625550)
Every country
Best: scenery
Worst: Politics

Australia
Best: scenery women
Worst: The most lame reason to introduce a tax on one of the most common elements carbon which is plant food. They will tax hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen as soon as they can. Chicken Little Story The sky is falling. Pay money to save the world WTF Volcano's alone produce 85% of worlds carbon.
We will be out of food long before we are out of oxygen.

Australia seems to be amazing! I didn't know the taxes were that high. More than Brazil? No way! For me, there's no such thing as end of the world, not so soon, the Earth will remain turning for a long time. I can't say the same to humans. This bullshit about sustainability is just a new marketing strategy to fool people and make more money with green products. They really don't care about anything beyond profit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19625631)
Country: Serbia

The best:
-Night life

The worst:
-Lot's of people don't have job

Same as Brazil! Nice nightlife, and lot's unemployed or working hard for a penny. That's what I call paid slavery.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 19625639)
Brazil
The Best - amazing women everywhere
The worst - high cost of living

High cost of living on certain areas, but not in general. If you compare to several countries in Europe, we are a cheap place to live, but some cities like Rio and Sao Paulo have ultra-expensive neighborhoods.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torbe (Post 19625643)
SPAIN

The best:

- The food
- The art (museums)
- The girls
- The very nice arquitectonicals buildings
- Real Madrid, Barcelona FC, and Spanish Team
- The beach
- The alcohol you can drink at any time
- Paella, Sangria, Sol, Putas...

The Worst:

- All politicians are corrupts
- People shout too much
- Very hot in summer
- The women has moustache (no, is a joke haha)
- Too much noise in the streets

What about Ibiza? I heard it's awesome! LOL women with moustache, that's a funny joke.
Noise and thieves, no, politicians, it's everywhere.
I don't like very hot weather too. I only like when I'm relaxing on the beach. To work and everything else I prefer cold.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zealotry (Post 19625647)
Bulgaria

The best:
- everything except politicians

The worst:
- politicians

Hope that helps. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 19625663)
Bulgaria

The best - pretty much everything

The worst

The ants in my kitchen, where did these fuckers come from?

Well, I guess we can exchange some ants to see if they will eat each other because I have a lot here. Mine are micro-ants. I barely can see them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19625675)
Canada:

The best: peaceful, beautiful, clean, friendly

The worst : Quebec Language police and the language laws. Fucking idiots.

My friend went to Canada recently. I only hear good things. It's true that people can't puke on the street? He was arrested and had to pay a bill. I'm not sure if this is true, but that was what he told me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19625685)
US:

Best: fast food, AR-15's, Wal-Mart

Worst: northern neighbors, Obama


.

Really? I always thought that USA and Canada were friends and partners.
You guys have two countries over the borders. We have several, and no, we don't have a Border Patrol Police.
Imagine the amount of drugs and illegal products that cross all the borders every day!
Our neighbors are cool, but some of them like to work with some white powder... I'm not sure what it is. :Oh crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu (Post 19625893)
The Best - The Girls
The Worst - The Girls Boyfriends :P

What if they are money slaves and cuckolds? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19625896)
I'm still trying to think of my best list. I don't have much so far. Hmmmm...

Well, I never went to Scotland. I want to, but for now, I can say two good things: Cliffs and nature in general, specially the inner country, and your accent. You guys have a very nice accent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19625938)
The Best - Health care, freedom

The Worst - Bogans, driving, location (i mean we are far away from everyone else)

Well, I'm not sure if you are from New Zealand or Australia, but the only "problem" I see from the outside POV is really the fact that you are so far away. I'll have to take some pills to resist almost 30 hours inside of an airplane when I decide to make a visit. :Oh crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19625991)
I think the worst about Canada is our Taxes... Language police doesn't affect me at all as I think it's just sentimental BS from french separatist peppers :upsidedow

I wish I could pay high taxes and see the results in public services from the government, and infrastructure in general like you can see in Canada.

The biggest problem here is the tax money the politicians "deviate" to their own accounts.

This list should say something:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...elopment_Index

Canada - 10
Brazil - 85

Something is very wrong:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...y_GDP_(nominal)
Brazil GDP - 6, and still millions are "living" below poverty line.

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19625999)
Country: Canada (BC)

The best:
- Nature / People (different cultures mixed not melted is a great childhood) / national dedication to be the change we wanna see

The worst:
- unemployment (lack of social development into new industries) / cartel like mentality big business / elitist-style wealthy-governmnet / corporate control / quebec-english paradigm coupled with voting on a federal level / native issues
__________________

You have pretty lakes too!
Cartel, elitist, wealthy?
This is the world way these days. Profit above everything. That's what I call corporatocracy, where the government itself don't have the power. The government is just a corporation slave.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19626001)
US:

Best

encourages entrepreneurs
lots of arable land (most in the world)
support for death penalty
OR
law courts function rapidly
best colleges and universities (not free, best)
"Coolest" country - sorry Brasil, yes you are cool, though


Worst

religious evangelists (of many religions) run many things
many people coast on the past
Obesity, health in general
If you are poor it is "your own damn fault"
No real support for intelligent resource planning

Nice points. Encourages entrepreneurs! I recently watched The Men Who Built America from History, and now I understand if the US is what it is today is because while others were running naked, you were doing some serious business and creating things. Everyone should watch this documentary: americans, non-americans and even anti-americans.

Arable land, we have lots of arable land too!

Death penalty. What a shame. We don't have it here. That's bad. I wish this were a world default law. It is a must to clean society from certain kinds of parasites.

Fuck, law courts are so slow here. That's one of our biggest problems.

Well, the definition of cool is very particular, and I like to refer as cool people, not cool country.
Every country has cool people, and boring people, right?

Religion just divides people. Have you ever watched Religulous by Bill Maher? I don't like religion, and the way people follow other people like gods just because they are gurus or leaders. This is so dumb, but they do, that's why they have power and money. Fuckers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19626005)


this is the recently elected president of Czech Republic - that says all about the politicians here :1orglaugh

otherwise - besides the language and the weather in winter - i don't find many things to complain about

:)

LOL... Maybe he just wanted to get some sleep.

When I think about your country, the first thing I remember is the beauty of Czech girls. They are so hot. :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedoDave (Post 19626206)
Country: New Zealand

Best: Natural beauty.

Worst: US$10/gal gas. US$8/gal milk. But that is the cost of a carbon tax and nationalized health care.

I have to say that New Zealand is very beautiful. About the cost of gas and milk, well, that's expensive.
Carbon tax is insane.
How volcanos pay the taxes? In lava? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19626334)
Canada
The Good-Decent healthcare,not overpopulated (yet).Americans don't want to live here
The Bad-Taxed to death,Too many Asians causing properties to sky rocket.too damn expensive.Shitty justice system

It's a dream to think about a decent healthcare. Lol, it seems that my misconception of Canada and USA as friends is over. I didn't know about Canada's justice system. I'm learning a lot here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 19626397)
Argentina:
The best:
Pretty much everything: any scenery you could think of, astonishingly beautiful women, food like you have never tasted (and I mean it as EVERYDAY FOOD), really advanced equality laws, not so high taxes, a cultural life like very few places in the world.... well, it's great, to be honest.

The bad: politicians, of course. And having to demonstrate those fucking Brazilians we're much cooler than them, when are they going to learn! :1orglaugh

Since I don't like soccer, and the biggest implication between us starts with soccer, I have nothing against Argentina. I was born in a southern Brazil town, near Argentina border. It's a nice country. I just think we both need to replace our presidents ASAP. I don't trust them. :Oh crap

Crazy Enough 05-17-2013 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19626681)
I was in Brasil in April. I know it is cool, and notice I put cool in quotes, brother. I love Brasil. But they speak Portuguese and the world doesn't.

Let me ask you, what is the name of the brasilian oscars? Maybe you know, but nobody in europe does. Who in Brasil has sold more records than american recording artists? No one. What brasilian movies released last month are they watching in Brno? None? one? You don't know but I can tell you they are watching 10 american movies. And as a destination for immigrants over the last 20 years? you want to bet Brasil over US?

Hey, Argentina has the new pope, and this is the time of south america, but, my friend, all over the world, they read US books, watch US movies and TV shows, listen to US songs, etc. Now if I say "do you know who Jay Z is" you'll say yes. And you'll say the only reason I don't know the argentine equivalent (if such exists) is because I'm a stupid american. But do they know your guy in Nairobi? In Kiev? In Tallinn? In Cork? No.

I am not saying US is better, in fact we did some very shameful stuff in the last 20 years but what I said is true.

Unfortunately, Brazil is a closed country. We produce and we consume most of our content. We only export certain kinds of products, not culture or knowledge, mainly because the language.

English is a universal language, so not only the US, but all native english speaking countries have this advantage. What they produce have the potential to spread.

Only 3.96 % of brazilians speak english. This should say something.

ilnjscb 05-17-2013 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Enough (Post 19628604)
Unfortunately, Brazil is a closed country. We produce and we consume most of our content. We only export certain kinds of products, not culture or knowledge, mainly because the language.

English is a universal language, so not only the US, but all native english speaking countries have this advantage. What they produce have the potential to spread.

Only 3.96 % of brazilians speak english. This should say something.

You are one smart dude - I bet you succeed in whatever you do.

What you say above is 100% true in my opinion - there are tons of good things going on Brasil, Programa de Aceleração seems to have had some success, but the message has to get out. World Cup and Olympics will help.

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Murica...

The best:

Twinkles
McDonalds
Burger King
Big Gulps
Food Skamps

The worst:

Twinkles
McDonalds
Burger King
Big Gulps
Food Skamps

pornmasta 05-17-2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19625685)
US:

Best: fast food, AR-15's, Wal-Mart

Worst: northern neighbors, Obama


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America Fuck Yeah ! :winkwink:

pornmasta 05-17-2013 07:50 PM

France

The best:
Not sure.
Food ?
Climate ?

The worst:
Nanny state
Propaganda everywhere
Politicians are unable to solve our problems.
95% of the population is stupid.

L-Pink 05-17-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19625685)
US:

Best: fast food, AR-15's, Wal-Mart

Worst: northern neighbors, Obama

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Enough (Post 19628603)

Really? I always thought that USA and Canada were friends and partners.
You guys have two countries over the borders. We have several, and no, we don't have a Border Patrol Police.
Imagine the amount of drugs and illegal products that cross all the borders every day!
Our neighbors are cool, but some of them like to work with some white powder... I'm not sure what it is. :Oh crap


I was being sarcastic ? Hoping to lure Franck back.

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ilnjscb 05-17-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19629813)
France

The best:
Not sure.
Food ?
Climate ?

The worst:
Nanny state
Propaganda everywhere
Politicians are unable to solve our problems.
95% of the population is stupid.

food - where else has food like france?

pornmasta 05-17-2013 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19629855)
food - where else has food like france?

i like pizzas...

EddyTheDog 05-17-2013 08:54 PM

UK -

Best:
Its easy to escape to mainland Europe

Worst:
Its too far from New Zealand

lonerunner 05-17-2013 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19625631)
Country: Serbia

The best:
-Night life

The worst:
-Lot's of people don't have job

Hell no!
The best are chicks, we have preatiest girls in europe

The worst is everything else
Worst politic
We drive worst cars in europe
Worst health care
Worst salaries
And night life is definitely worst here, at least here where i live.

oppoten 05-17-2013 10:56 PM

UK

Best: NHS
Worst: NHS

(National Health Service, free healthcare)


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