There are no women in kansas
 

Jesus christ, here's my minimum checklist

1. Not a drug addict
2. Not a moron
3. Has a heartbeat
4. Has a mouth
5. Has a drivers license
6. Is legitimately female ever since she was born
7. Doesn't smoke weed constantly
8. Doesn't say um and like
9. Doesn't fuck a different idiot every day
10. Can cook a decent meal
11. Is not bossy overbearing and loud

Is that so FUCKING difficult? LoL. Jesus walking. I'm going to have to import one if I have to be here much longer.

Kansas, you say?:

http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/07/15/26...17/628x471.jpg

Have luck... :thumbsup

:stoned

ADG

Try a man then? :2 cents:

I bet your drunk ass is such a catch a real lady's man.

Just fuck yourself. Problem solved.

Just where is Kansas are you looking?

I thought you had your pussy all lined up?


So, what happened?


Yeah, I know. I'm bored. What can I say?

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You know why they use Astroturf at Kansas State?



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To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

You screwed your self on number 11, they all turn out that way, most dont start, but they get there, LOL

Try to find man dude

Lol haaaa

try aff lol

kansas got plenty hoes

Like EVERYTHING ELSE IN KANSAS that didn't work out. She has some stupid roommate lady who "needs her" :Oh crap

They have cheerleaders in kansas?

#11 is actually #1
I only see submissives.

It sure has, and they scare me to death

None of them want you so you make a list of why you don't want them. Cute.

Try living up here in Maine. I guarantee it's harder than Kansas. At least chicks in Kansas have a sweet southern accent, don't they? Fuck, I don't know. I suck at geography.

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No, not really, they don't sound right but it's not really southern
Southern accents are not always a bad thing, some are hot as hell

No, that is a bare minimum list. For fuck sakes. You're right that women in KS don't want me. Christ when I am out anywhere they look at me like I am from space. Anywhere else they think I am "cute" and adorable and handsome. FL and TX and PA and CA and places like that bitches adore me. If they don't like me in Kansas something is wrong with THEM and I won't change for anyone so fuck it

The handful of people I know from Kansas have no particular accent. They all moved from the state the moment they had a chance so that may have something to do with it.

The remaining decent people like Sarreth or however he spells it seem to be outnumbered by the likes of OP and SallyRand.

That sure is a long bare minimum list.

I do have to say that you're one of the people from the board I would like to meet. I have this image of you built up and I am hoping you're one of the people I have all wrong.

Well,
I am handsome as hell, short, scared to death of everyone- especially nice people, opinionated, somewhat well spoken when I need to be. I look white and can talk like I am. I can fit in pretty much anywhere because I grew up black but I've also been around a lot of powerful white people. Etc etc.

How in the world is that short list a long list? If normal men would not chase and beg and pander and have no spine and fuck any hole they could find and spend all of their money on women and if they didn't lie to them and hurt them and fuck them over, more women would meet that BASIC LIST OF DECENCY for god sakes

I am not saying all women should be subs, neither, men and women can both be either submissive or dominant. No one should be forced to do anything. I am not like most men who want to force everything on a bitch. Myself, I like for a woman to ENJOY submitting to me. I don't go after weak ones, neither, I've dated everything from lawyers to fighters in my day.

I live in Kansas City, Missouri, not Kansas, thank you very much.

I am originally from Long Island, NY and have lived in Key West, Bermuda, California, and Cape Hatteras courtesy of the US Navy and then Odessa, Texas and Kansas City since the Navy. So, I am also not your typical Kansas Citian either.

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sounds like you have no problem moving, so....

No it doesn't ya fake ass pimp

I'm trying to think how much money it would take to get me to walk thru an airport dressed like that.

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I love Overland Park and LSMO
I have a rich white uncle from OP, he was part of sprint from the beginning
Women in LS suck like angels it's fucking amazing

I will do it for $1000 upfront

...and you think it might be easier to check those off of your list in any or all of the other states?
LOL...don't hold your breath!

Absolutely. I know that it would be, because it always is.

You will wait forever for the perfect chick, modify your list your too strict :2 cents:

1. Has a heartbeat
2. Has a mouth
3. Swallows
4. Loves Anal
5. Can Cook or Clean, Preferably Both

Haha then thank you. You just proved my point more.

Aren't you the one that lives near Marion though?

Sad thing is I can tell that is FLL from the carpet.

Marion is over in Kansas City, Kansas. Only about 20 miles physically.

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Kansas women are great because they have very low standards.

funny thing is... you think that is only in Kansas

when were you living in key west? i was there from 82-92...

I was there in 74 and 75. Have been back several times too.

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At least ANYWHERE ELSE there are submissives who love to cook and clean and suck dick. I'm not saying that all women should be subs, but there should be variety. Some women are a Domme and that's fine, you know? But I am a Dom and I don't want women who are as submissive as a brick. That seems to be all there is around here.

You "look white?" What does that mean?

http://imageshack.us/a/img560/4083/51962747.jpg

More proof:

http://imageshack.us/a/img35/7326/80614570.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img19/6695/13697620.jpg

Sure, ok. You look like you shouldn't have too much trouble grabbing the attention of the ladies. Maybe a little shade of Howie Mandel in there. :)

Speaking for many of my girlfriends, even in Vancouver numbers 7, 8, 10, and 11 will narrow your field quite drastically. Good luck!

Howie Mandella, great ... At least I don't get the vin diesel comments anymore

is that a cell phone in her panties? :helpme