Warning: To you whos using a linux os
 

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

good to know, thanks for the heads up.

Re-installing all my operating systems now.

damn thats crazy, and i was thinnking about installing linux too!

Is this some Markov spinoff text ?

you shut your face you hahahahahaha loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter

i lick piles of intestinal feces... :2 cents: :thumbsup

fuck shit bitch ass tits. Lets drop some e shoot some heroin and pass out in a ditch. 3420 bong toke party. smoke dat herb into yo mind. <3 my mom smoked so much weed im suprised im not retarded <3

you know, you needle-dicked pansies cower in fear when i whip my towering cyclops out. My penis consumes light and whole asteroids like they were nothing. One time i got an erection and well that caused a whole galaxy to be shattered by the sheer force. When i ejaculate it causes the gravitational constant of the universe to be altered because of the sudden increase in mass. At the end of time there will be nothing left in the universe but dark matter and my penis. My penis exists in four dimensions, expanding outward at light speed like time itself. My penis composes the universe and tickles azathoth's omnipotent bunghole when the stars are right. Entropy is but a fart in the wind for my penis. My penis can break mathematics! It is able to transcend reality and destroy human thought with its sheer volume and mass. My penis has a penis, and that penis is still bigger than your penis.

Cool troll bot - I want one...

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omg im re installing all servers with windows first thing in the morning.

You could have at least tried to spell the guy's name right before spouting off your drug overdose induced rant.

linus is from finland LOL...russian hacker LOL....cunt...

your a fucking idiot if you think bsd was made by Linyos Torovoltos

Greeeeeat. Another new troll.

i love the way the people here go in a fight with a bot, a smart one but still a bot

I'm not a bot, you dumbass

And that is exactly how I would have programmed a bot to answer :disgust

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