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CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:09 AM

Drugs! (An alternative universe)
 
So, you wake up tomorrow, to discover that ALL recreational drugs are now both LEGAL & FREE !

Plus, they are clean and pure - No 'funny additives' (Cutting with rat poison) etc... HOWEVER.... (Or) BUT... Cause we know there is always a 'but'... The but is that you can only choose 1 (FOR YOU) to be completely legal..

Thats why, in order to 'partake' in this gracious new world, you need to answer 2 questions.

1) Which drug do YOU WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR YOURSELF?

&

2) Which drug do you NOT WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR OTHERS?




I'll answer:

1) HEROIN
2) HEROIN





You
??????????

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:10 AM

PS I lick smack...

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:12 AM

come ride the white horse the horse
dealer cried you'll have a great trip he casually lied,
the first rides for free,those words did the trick
i rode off on her back but afterwards felt sick
the next time i saw him i asked after his horse
i want a ride
he said "but of course"
he charged me forty pound and it seemed kinda mean
but i rode to a heaven where i'd never been
the horse brought me back to a new hell on earth
where i needed more smack,
i sought the horse dealer
and begged him for more
my pride and forty pound
it cost me to score
the dealer looked different
horns,hoofs,and a tail
upon my return a guaranteed sale
so fixed up once more to the heavens i rode
i tried chasing dragons but it cost me much gold
white horses cost plenty and my money was gone
so i stole for my habit even though i no it was wrong
in prisson white horses are not allowed in
i shivered, grew sick and my body turned thin
well thats the story of my horse riding days
now im left with nothing but memories dont haze
so ride the white horse but ride it well
for the white hores of heroin will take you to hell.

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:12 AM

WOOT WOOT!

Uppin' de 'H' here lol

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:13 AM

Can I get smack via bitcoins?

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:14 AM

What does this tread have to do with the adult biz?????


It KILLS THE PAIN MAN...

IT KILLS THE PAIN...

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:16 AM

I iz chattin 2 myzwelf, innit?

NOONE ELSE ON GFY TAKES ANY DRUGS?

georgeyw 04-15-2013 04:17 AM

If you can add in that the drug(s) cause no harm to my body, i'd have to go for nicotine and alcohol

No harm as in no health lost, never ever a hangover / poisoning etc etc ...

seeandsee 04-15-2013 04:19 AM

I dont need toxin in my blood

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-15-2013 04:25 AM

Cannabis is pretty natural, and suits me fine already, so all we need to do is finish making it legal (free would be cool too)... :smokin



Great remastered live track of harder rock version (nice double lead guitar work by Dick Wagner and Steve Hunter):



:stoned

ADG

Dirty F 04-15-2013 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19578428)
Can I get smack via bitcoins?

Yes, on SilkRoad.

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19578446)
Yes, on SilkRoad.

Will you purchase on my behalf, and send me it?

I cunt a4d a bitcoin?

Dirty F 04-15-2013 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19578450)
Will you purchase on my behalf, and send me it?

I cunt a4d a bitcoin?

Nop, sorry, not into drug trafficking much.

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19578452)
Nop, sorry, not into drug trafficking much.

I'm only having a troll :) :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-15-2013 04:53 AM





:stoned

ADG

Antonio 04-15-2013 05:14 AM

When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube

CurrentlySober 04-15-2013 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 19578479)
When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube

Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

Which would YOU choose?

Dirty F 04-15-2013 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19578512)
Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

Which would YOU choose?

You forgot weed.

If there is ANYTHING wrong in your body weed will fix it.

Antonio 04-15-2013 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19578512)
Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

Which would YOU choose?

I don't do drugs at all, so don't really care; if I could make any drug legal for other people, then probably weed. With that said if you drive super-stoned, you should face the music just like the drunk drivers

afoo 04-15-2013 07:41 AM

I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

Dirty F 04-15-2013 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19578649)
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

You Bjorn you!

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Google Expert 04-15-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19578422)
I'll answer:

1) HEROIN
2) HEROIN

No shit, Sherlock.

CyberHustler 04-15-2013 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 19578479)
When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube


The Duck 04-15-2013 09:43 AM

Psilocybin :-)


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