A sandwich really just isn't a sandwich...
 

...without the tangy taste of Miracle Whip.

I ran out last night :(

That shit clogs your veins mang.

So?
If pure lard tasted really good, I'd eat it anyways.

go on the atkins diet...and eat all the mayo you want...

You should really heed Ironhorse advice.

Miracle Whip is satan's seed.

I hate going to somebody's house, getting offered a sandwich, and finding out they couldn't afford REAL mayonaise. I have to choke that shit down to be nice.

Exact oppisite for me: :ak47: mayo.

Actually when I was a kid I'd spend a lot of time at relatives on a farm and larded bread was always a total treat, with paprika sprinkled on top and onions and tomatoes...yumm..