Bathmate Penis Hydropump
 

I just came across this contraption, anyone promoting this thing? Does it convert?

BathmateDirect.com

http://bathmatedirect.com/resources/underwater-2.jpg

Since I don't have a penis, can someone explain.... is this a penis pump that can be used in the shower or bathtub or jacuzzi spa or is this a masturbator type toy that can be used in a wet environment....

I wish i didn't have a penis. Then i too, could just stop thinking almost completely and ask senseless questions rather than taking the two seconds to think for myself and answer it myself... and also no one would call me a retard because i would just smile and flash my tits and all is forgiven.


http://www.bathmatedirect.com/about/what_is_bathmate/

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6811/picture15h.png
Currency converter not working for me:disgust

need a demo video.

edit: found one on their site.

Eww gross.

Another Mantwink Project?

Selling OK for me via retail store.

"Air is spongy and compressible, which means if you create a vacuum inside a tube with air, the air that remains simply spreads thinner inside the tube. This means the penis can expand unevenly, creating possible bending and bulging of the penis. Water on the other hand is incompressible, so when water is pumped from a sealed tube around the penis, the water cannot spread out to help fill the gap and that means the penis must expand to fill the full volume of water removed. As water is incompressible it forms a solid cushion around the penis, allowing for uniform expansion without bending or bulging."




:1orglaugh

what a load of bullshit...air does compress but it does not "spot compress" or compress unevenly :1orglaugh air is a fluid just like water

Scientifuckally proven, no bull shit