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NastyJack 02-23-2003 11:26 AM

Have You Ever Seen Anything More Ugly Then...
 
<center>WARNING!!! </center>

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Keep in mind that I had nothing to do with them!

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Dugmor 02-23-2003 11:27 AM

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Yes I have !

jim manly 02-23-2003 12:12 PM

I don't see anything wrong with them, the content is good. Is it the design that your bitching about? Surfers don't give a shit for the design they just want the porn. (they are not mine)
Nice spamming your movie galleries though.

NastyJack 02-23-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly
I don't see anything wrong with them, the content is good. Is it the design that your bitching about? Surfers don't give a shit for the design they just want the porn. (they are not mine)
Nice spamming your movie galleries though.

Believe me, this is not spam! If I wanted to spam I would do something like:

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Now that would be spaming!

These galleries are not spaming - they suck big time and anyone who thinks that I was spaming needs to get his eyes checked.
I've never seen any galleries like that before - when I look at them I want out of the business!

rogerbo 02-23-2003 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack


Believe me, this is not spam! If I wanted to spam I would do something like:

Now that would be spaming!

These galleries are not spaming - they suck big time and anyone who thinks that I was spaming needs to get his eyes checked.
I've never seen any galleries like that before - when I look at them I want out of the business!

Yada Yada yada it's always the same with you, If you wanted to show only a ugly Gallery the ONE link would have been ebough but no you have posted your whole Site. What do you think on what YOU do find Ugly ????

NO ONE SPAMER :321GFY

MetaMan 02-23-2003 12:50 PM

nice backrounds,
ugly? no

Loch 02-23-2003 12:57 PM

And they are ugly where? Simple yes, but does that have to be a bad thing?

iwantchixx 02-23-2003 01:17 PM

nice full page ads. Remove the table borders. it will help make it look like less of an fpa.

NastyJack 02-23-2003 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
nice full page ads. Remove the table borders. it will help make it look like less of an fpa.
If it was up to me I would remove allot more then the borders but like I said, I didn't make them and I can't edit them since there hosted by the sponsor.

The guy who made them told me that they will have on online gallery builder soon and of course I'm looking forward to it.

Personally I think that guy who made them was on drugs at the time.

Hehehe....

Regards
NastyJack

benthompson 02-23-2003 05:36 PM

hmm good stuff

strobi 02-23-2003 06:01 PM

Cmon man, they aren't that bad! If you get listed with something like that I would bet clicktroughs aren't so bad also....

Tipsy 02-23-2003 06:05 PM

I suppose the first point is that they aren't that bad but the clincher has to be you totally lack any designs skills yourself and even charge for crap that looks at least that bad.

People in glass houses...

Edited just to add - although not that ugly they aren't really designed to get high CTR but then wtf the loss of whoever owns them and not me.

gothweb 02-23-2003 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jim manly
I don't see anything wrong with them, the content is good. Is it the design that your bitching about? Surfers don't give a shit for the design they just want the porn. (they are not mine)
Nice spamming your movie galleries though.

Design means more than you think. The surfers don't think about it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't affect how much they sign up!

Dawgy 02-23-2003 06:08 PM

so.... even tho the AEBN affilliate id on the galleries, is the exact same as the one in your "sample spam" that you posted to prove you arent spamming.... u say these arent your galleries?

NastyJack 02-23-2003 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
so.... even tho the AEBN affilliate id on the galleries, is the exact same as the one in your "sample spam" that you posted to prove you arent spamming.... u say these arent your galleries?
Never said they where not my galleries - what I said was, I didn't make them. It would help if you read what people say before you reply!

Tipsy 02-23-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack


Never said they where not my galleries - what I said was, I didn't make them. It would help if you read what people say before you reply!

Ummm...he probably did because no you didn't. What you actually said was 'I had nothing to do with them', which is a totally different thing altogether. Perhaps you should read your own posts before replying. If you had nothing to do with them how can they be yours? You may not have designed them (although the design is about on par with your skills) but you most certainly have something to do with them.

Very, very lame.

gothweb 02-23-2003 06:35 PM

Another bad designer busted.

SureFire 02-23-2003 06:46 PM

http://216.156.191.72/nj.jpg


You asked!
:)

NastyJack 02-23-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
You asked!
:)


Cool... I'll save that for future use. Thanks!

Edit: It looks allot better on a big screen.
Try changing your resolution.

thequeen 02-23-2003 07:01 PM

Galleries are not that great but far from the worst thing I've ever come across on the net. After all they are a lot better then that 1996 looking shit you posted a little while back that you said you sold as a design.

demented 02-23-2003 07:05 PM

NastyJack is so fucking stupid lol.

It's so funny that people this silly are in this business.

NastyJack 02-23-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thequeen
Galleries are not that great but far from the worst thing I've ever come across on the net. After all they are a lot better then that 1996 looking shit you posted a little while back that you said you sold as a design.
Ah, your talking about:
www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html

Actually it also looks pretty good on a large screen.
Maybe you guys should save a few bucks and buy yourself a larger screen. The days of 800x600 are long pass.

thequeen 02-23-2003 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack


Ah, your talking about:
www.adultxplus.com/blackvelvet/index.html

Actually it also looks pretty good on a large screen.
Maybe you guys should save a few bucks and buy yourself a larger screen. The days of 800x600 are long pass.

I'm viewing it at 1024x768 and it still looks like 1996 design. I give up I've already decided you are clown shoes. Not that it should mean anything to you but you are a joke. That's how I see it.

candyflip 02-23-2003 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thequeen


I'm viewing it at 1024x768 and it still looks like 1996 design. I give up I've already decided you are clown shoes. Not that it should mean anything to you but you are a joke. That's how I see it.

What she said.

Tipsy 02-23-2003 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack

Maybe you guys should save a few bucks and buy yourself a larger screen. The days of 800x600 are long pass.

More proof that the guy really hasn't a clue especially about his own surfers.

SureFire 02-23-2003 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack



Cool... I'll save that for future use. Thanks!

Edit: It looks allot better on a big screen.
Try changing your resolution.

print screen (key board option) at 1024x768 opened photoshop, clicked new, pasted and reduced size to 760 pixels width and saved it and post it.

Thank you for your advice.

:)

421Fill 02-23-2003 07:39 PM

Looks like whoever made them just used your background image and your logo... that's why they're ugly... so, you've no one to blame but yourself. And, oh yeah... one link would have sufficed as an example. All you're doing is trying to sell porn to people who sell porn... ingenious.

thequeen 02-23-2003 07:43 PM

He would be doing everyone a favor by just shutting the fuck up until he learns a few things or just quiting all togeather. I'm not one to get in to pisses or what ever but from what I have read over the past few months from this guy he is a top notch joke.

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evildick 02-23-2003 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NastyJack


The days of 800x600 are long pass.

Here's the surfer info from one of my sites:

800x600 55.48%
1024x768 31.64%
640x480 4.69%
1280x1024 3.01%
1152x864 2.58%
Other 2.07%
1600x1200 0.48%

That's why I still like to keep things looking good at 800 X 600.


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