God damned saddest thing happened yesterday
 

My grandmother has had this little dog now on about 20 years.. I don't like the dog, the dog always hated me. . But I'm there yesterday morning and hear this noise.. I find the dog jumping around all fucked up because he stroked out or some shit, can't control his legs, poor thing is scared to death

So I get the dog calmed down and wrap him up and sit him down on a chair.. Long as I keep my hand on his side, he doesn't try to fight it and seems to calm down... Then he's whimpering and puking blood and god damn it was sad

I need to harden the fuck up though because I knew he had to be killed once I saw that he wasn't coming out of it, and yet I had to call vets until I found one who would kill him for me :(

Then we're on the way to the vet with grandma in the car and.. Apparently poor little grandma doesn't realize what we're taking him there for... So she gets me to promise to ask them to examine him to see if they can save him

I am such an angel- I mean to say, I know this thing is too fucked up to make it and I still asked them to examine him. Plus I was sitting there comforting him all morning until I could find someone to kill him for me.

I don't even like animals, especially most dogs, especially this dog. But the little fuck could sense that I was trying to help him. Man, I am such a fucking sweetheart.

A real man would have just shot it, in the head. Point blank...

Or pooped on it.

But did you masturbate after?

In highschool our family's cat stroked out in my lap. He had been very sick. I actually asked him outloud if he could please die outside because I couldn't bear to watch him suffer. Sure enough... a few months later he just didn't come home one night.

TL;DR I can control cats with my mind and plan on amassing a cat army.

I would have, but no guns there.
I was going to break his neck but I was afraid that he would suffer and my grandmother would have been terribly upset then anyway
I couldn't give him sleeping pills because he could not keep anything in his stomach

I'm just fucking with yah - I love animals and could more shoot one in the head that do it to myself...

I think it'd been easy to do that, but trying to smash his head with a brick or break his neck was too much for me. For sure. The vets I called were all closed and one would see me four hours later for $90, then I called back they hear the dog whimpering I say look it I need to get this done the dog is suffering, they say oh MAYBE we can see you sooner for an emergency price... we'll call you back.. great. Then I found a place they said $36 and we'll see you in twenty minutes. The lady there even shaved the dogs leg a little before giving him the shot and it killed him in 3-4 seconds very peacefully. If I ever need a vet again I'll go to them.

the saddest thing huh?

so sad :( :( :(
i hope the shot was peacefully

Now it all makes sense.

Sounds gruesome but it's not so bad, use fingers to feel between vertebrae in neck, closest to skull you can find, then quickly jab knife in. 2 seconds, done.