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nocostporn 02-23-2003 12:45 AM

thought Tyson barely hit him?
 
think again :glugglug

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/box...o/tyson_ht.jpg



Bring on Lennox baby!!!

Pipecrew 02-23-2003 12:46 AM

thats freaky looking

Mr.Fiction 02-23-2003 12:46 AM

His ears are still ringing right now.

[Labret] 02-23-2003 12:48 AM

Awesome.

All that shit he talked after the fight was worth its weight in gold.

nocostporn 02-23-2003 12:53 AM

I honestly wonder how that shit feels... I've been in a few fights in my life but luckily only took one serious shot to the nose... Can't imagine getting hit square in the jaw by a psycho like that....

galleryseek 02-23-2003 12:53 AM

hell yeah.

picindex 02-23-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
think again :glugglug

Bring on Lennox baby!!!

I don't think this will happen again... and even if it did Lennox would just punish that criminal again....

Pointless 02-23-2003 12:58 AM

i just heard what he said after the fight it was fuckin pure shit as usual. I cracked up when he said i broke my back.

FlyingIguana 02-23-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn

Bring on Lennox baby!!!

tyson is not the fighter he was 15 years ago. that tyson could take lewis, but he's just not the same.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:12 AM

Fuck it.
Tyson Should Quit Boxing and Do UFC.

It would bring some attention and needed $$ to a foodstamp sport and would be fucking crazy.

From day 1 Boxing critics have always said Tyson is no boxer and he's a brawler. To this day that proves true. IN his later years as a Brawler, top notch "Boxers" seem to have their way with him.

He knows this.. He knows his skills and footwork arent the same now days. But the boy also knows he's gunna and has to get paid. The $$ he gets is insane!

Now imagine the $$ he could bring to UFC if he decided to be another brawler there. Put him in with some chumps like tank abbot, hype it up, add some drama, give him some wins against chumps and then a huge payday against a legit UFC fighter.

He could do this for the next 10 years with the right management. He could bring attention and much needed $$ to this sport.

Its no secret that this Brooklin Brawler's days in boxing are nearly over.
He's still a bad ass mother fucker and he'd be awsome in UFC.
You see these so called street brawlers in UFC all the time hold there own there. He's in better shape and holds a better dicpline than most those guys. Dont put him up against the best.
Just chump em up. Get some wins and then go for the big payday and get out. It would be perfect.

In fact Tank Abbott is already starting up some hype talking trash!
Maybe this is already in the works?
Without gloves a Tyson Punch would literally KILL or Cripple a person like Abbott. If fat pieces of shit like abbot and street fighters alike can make a name for themselves in UFC Tyson would be perfect. Like I said, Tysons biggest complaint is that he's not a boxer, he's a brawler. ANd where do brawlers belong?

Bring it on!

FlyingIguana 02-23-2003 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Fuck it.
Tyson Should Quit Boxing and Do UFC.

It would bring some attention and needed $$ to a foodstamp sport and would be fucking crazy.

From day 1 Boxing critics have always said Tyson is no boxer and he's a brawler. To this day that proves true. IN his later years as a Brawler, top notch "Boxers" seem to have their way with him.

He knows this.. He knows his skills and footwork arent the same now days. But the boy also knows he's gunna and has to get paid. The $$ he gets is insane!

Now imagine the $$ he could bring to UFC if he decided to be another brawler there. Put him in with some chumps like tank abbot, hype it up, add some drama, give him some wins against chumps and then a huge payday against a legit UFC fighter.

He could do this for the next 10 years with the right management. He could bring attention and much needed $$ to this sport.

Its no secret that this Brooklin Brawler's days in boxing are nearly over.
He's still a bad ass mother fucker and he'd be awsome in UFC.
You see these so called street brawlers in UFC all the time hold there own there. He's in better shape and holds a better dicpline than most those guys. Dont put him up against the best.
Just chump em up. Get some wins and then go for the big payday and get out. It would be perfect.

In fact Tank Abbott is already starting up some hype talking trash!
Maybe this is already in the works?
Without gloves a Tyson Punch would literally KILL or Cripple a person like Abbott. If fat pieces of shit like abbot and street fighters alike can make a name for themselves in UFC Tyson would be perfect. Like I said, Tysons biggest complaint is that he's not a boxer, he's a brawler. ANd where do brawlers belong?

Bring it on!

he would still have to protect his knuckles with gloves. he would most likely break his hand without anything.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


he would still have to protect his knuckles with gloves. he would most likely break his hand without anything.

No doubt.
Break his hand on someone's jaw. Sounds cool.

However in the heat of battle I could see Tyson do something stupid. Even UFC has rules, and I could see tyson punching in the balls or biting someones nose, ears, or cheek off. Or worse hitting someone after a knockout and no having someone there to stop him repeadly hiting over and over and over again in anger.

He's said many times he envisions killing someone in the ring.
WIth UFC this could be possible. WHen this guy looses control he REALLY looses control.

Maybe UFC isnt best for Tyson.

galleryseek 02-23-2003 01:40 AM

it'd still be great to see though.

clickpimp 02-23-2003 02:01 AM

tyson's most notorious fights usually took place outside of the ring in an alley behind nightclubs anyway .. he's a UFC natural if there ever was one :thumbsup

boneprone 02-23-2003 02:02 AM

He was the Brooklin Brawler before he was Iron Mike in the ring no doubt.

TDF 02-23-2003 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickpimp
tyson's most notorious fights usually took place outside of the ring in an alley behind nightclubs anyway .. he's a UFC natural if there ever was one :thumbsup

yeah, like when he broke Mitch 'blood' greens jaw at a bar..hahah

MetaMan 02-23-2003 02:04 AM

i want to see Lenox fight the 2 russians,
i heard the brothers r insane

boneprone 02-23-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i want to see Lenox fight the 2 russians,
i heard the brothers r insane

They are kind of boring in the ring.
But no doubt they are Valid boxers and not some chumps with fluffed fake records.

Id like to see Tyson fight one of em really.
It would be more exciting.

But I doubt the people in the Russian camp would let that happen.

MetaMan 02-23-2003 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


They are kind of boring in the ring.
But no doubt they are Valid boxers and not some chumps with fluffed fake records.

Id like to see Tyson fight one of em really.
It would be more exciting.

But I doubt the people in the Russian camp would let that happen.

yes they would im sure of it,
Russians in sports especially are always out to prove themselves. and when it comes to a sport like boxing where toughness is a big key theyd jump into the ring in a sec.

havent u seen ROCKY!? wat # was it 5? i forget

Mutt 02-23-2003 03:16 AM

ahahahhahah........bring on Lennox?!?!

you have got to be kidding me! Tyson's performance against Lewis was beyond pathetic, one of the saddest nights any professional athlete of any note has ever endured.

oh.....i guess Mike wasn't really trying that night - just setting up the drama of the next fight with Lewis.

get real - Tyson hasn't been a decent fighter in over a decade. Lewis will do the same thing to that crazy fuck again.

Lewis doesn't want to fight any more. The ONLY chance Tyson would have is that Lewis' head and heart isn't in it and just shows up for the money - and Tyson gets one clean blow in to Lewis' chin.

funkmaster 02-23-2003 03:26 AM

... I AM CALLING FOR THE KLITSCHKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS !!


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