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harvey 03-24-2013 10:07 PM

is it me or this season of Spartacus sucks ball?
 
it went from one of my favorite shows to something I just watch just because I want to see how are they going to end it. I mean, it's so historically inaccurate and nonsensical that Spartacus might survive and overthrown the entire Roman Empire or even be kidnapped by aliens. But at least it was fun. Now, when it should be more exciting since that was the really interesting part in Spartacus story, it's fucking boring

discuss :thumbsup

AllAboutCams 03-24-2013 10:20 PM

Only the first season was worth watching

Jim_Gunn 03-24-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 19543971)
it went from one of my favorite shows to something I just watch just because I want to see how are they going to end it. I mean, it's so historically inaccurate and nonsensical that Spartacus might survive and overthrown the entire Roman Empire or even be kidnapped by aliens. But at least it was fun, now, when it should be more exciting it's fucking boring

discuss :thumbsup

Where the hell do you get those ideas? Kidnapped by aliens, lol? I think it's still pretty good and certainly interesting. Obviously they are compressing events that occurred over a few years time, limiting the scope of the size of the armies for practical reasons and taking some artistic license with events that happened over two thousand years ago. But the overarching gist of it is as historically accurate as one can expect. None of us know for certain if Spartacus died in the final battle with the Romans although he almost certainly did. It remains to be seen how they end this final season of the show and if they give us a glorious death, a tricky escape for Spartacus himself or they leave us with a Sopranos style vague ending.

Darkhorse 03-24-2013 10:25 PM

Still liking it myself, wasn't impressed with how "someone to not spoil it" was killed in the last ep. That was just silly (the way he died), but other then that still into it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-24-2013 10:29 PM

Harvey misses the homoerotic scenes...

http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-cont...06-512x284.jpg

http://www.linkirl.fr/wp-content/upl...rtacus-gay.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/5ba807af4aa7...1SS1qz4rgp.jpg

I found Spartacus in diapers much more stimulating:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g4yBPZP0d1...Spartacus1.jpg

:stoned

ADG

harvey 03-24-2013 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 19543977)
Where the hell do you get those ideas? Kidnapped by aliens, lol? I think it's still pretty good and certainly interesting. Obviously they are compressing events that occurred over a few years time, limiting the scope of the size of the armies for practical reasons and taking some artistic license with events that happened over two thousand years ago. But the overarching gist of it is as historically accurate as one can expect. None of us know for certain if Spartacus died in the final battle with the Romans although he almost certainly did. It remains to be seen how they end this final season of the show and if they give us a glorious death, a tricky escape for Spartacus himself or they leave us with a Sopranos style vague ending.

well, for starters, 2 words: JULIUS CAESAR.

then many different issues like made up cities, names that weren't correct, Pompey nowhere to be found, the slaves in a single column when there were at least two and so on. While I understand some changes are made for artistic licenses as you mention, I'm a big fan of Ancient Rome history (I was born in Rome as well) and find the errors quite funny. As a matter of fact, it's the most entertaining part right now, to find the errors :thumbsup

harvey 03-24-2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19543984)

no, I don't miss that, because I made a compilation of scenes with hot gladiators :jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

harvey 03-24-2013 10:40 PM

bah, whatever, counting the days for "game of thrones" and some Daenerys boobies :thumbsup

JesseQuinn 03-25-2013 12:28 AM

this is my fav season tbh

sojproductions 03-25-2013 12:29 AM

i like this season, way OTT, but fun, the 1st season was the best.

kane 03-25-2013 01:27 AM

I enjoy the show for what it is. If I wanted an accurate history lesson I would read a book or watch a documentary. They are sticking to the general theme and arc of the story of his rebellion and turned it into a fun, campy, escapist piece of entertainment.

Caldo 03-25-2013 02:19 AM

I liked this one, every season for me is great :thumbsup

Affil4you 03-25-2013 03:43 AM

Since the main actor of the 1st season died (may he RIP), this show went from my favorite to point 0 ! Too bad ! I really loved it at the beginning... :(

kane 03-25-2013 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Nguyen-Affil4you (Post 19544165)
Since the main actor of the 1st season died (may he RIP), this show went from my favorite to point 0 ! Too bad ! I really loved it at the beginning... :(

I do agree that the new guy is just not as good as the previous guy was. It was sad that he died so young.

Mr Pheer 03-25-2013 03:54 AM

I stopped watching it at the beginning of last season. It doesnt hold my interest.

Not many shows do.

Grapesoda 03-25-2013 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nguyen-Affil4you (Post 19544165)
Since the main actor of the 1st season died (may he RIP), this show went from my favorite to point 0 ! Too bad ! I really loved it at the beginning... :(

Jupiter's Cock!

bronco67 03-25-2013 06:31 AM

Spartacus is kind of loosely historically accurate. You can bet we won't see him die, because supposedly his body was never found. I'm sure they'll find a way to make it look like Rome lost the war, even though they technically beat Spartacus. A positive ending to a story that doesn't end well for the main character.

Chosen 03-25-2013 07:27 AM

Haven't watched the last season...

MrBottomTooth 03-25-2013 08:00 AM

I wonder if Julius Ceasar getting ass-raped was historically accurate? :winkwink:

Kenny B! 03-25-2013 08:37 AM

I'm loving this season, I did prefer to see the gladiators fighting in the arena but the story line had to progress past the house of Battiatus!

Maybe it's because I'm comparing it to the rest of the crap on TV that's just mind numbing garbage but I enjoy this series.

bronco67 03-25-2013 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19544444)
I wonder if Julius Ceasar getting ass-raped was historically accurate? :winkwink:

The producers of the show said that not a lot is known about Caesar's early days, so they took artistic license with his participation in the hunt for Spartacus.

Far-L 03-25-2013 09:56 AM

Anyone that complains about historical accuracy should keep in mind that the history of those events was written by the Romans so there is obviously a high degree of probability that creative licenses were taken even back in the day.

For the record, Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates at one point in his life. He ended up going after piracy later in his military career and fucked them up good... perhaps he was getting back at them for uninvited butt play?

BVF 03-25-2013 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19544301)
Spartacus is kind of loosely historically accurate. You can bet we won't see him die, because supposedly his body was never found. I'm sure they'll find a way to make it look like Rome lost the war, even though they technically beat Spartacus. A positive ending to a story that doesn't end well for the main character.

From the renowned podcast "The History Of Rome", Spartacus was captured and crucified.

bronco67 03-25-2013 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 19544720)
From the renowned podcast "The History Of Rome", Spartacus was captured and crucified.

That's what's in the Kubrick movie, but there's conflicting information about his death. Look it up.

mikesinner 03-25-2013 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 19543977)
Where the hell do you get those ideas? Kidnapped by aliens, lol? I think it's still pretty good and certainly interesting. Obviously they are compressing events that occurred over a few years time, limiting the scope of the size of the armies for practical reasons and taking some artistic license with events that happened over two thousand years ago. But the overarching gist of it is as historically accurate as one can expect. None of us know for certain if Spartacus died in the final battle with the Romans although he almost certainly did. It remains to be seen how they end this final season of the show and if they give us a glorious death, a tricky escape for Spartacus himself or they leave us with a Sopranos style vague ending.

That show is not even slightly accurate. Rome by HBO is the closest thing to an accurate portrayal of Roman society I have ever seen on TV.

Kenny B! 03-25-2013 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19544708)
For the record, Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates at one point in his life. He ended up going after piracy later in his military career and fucked them up good... perhaps he was getting back at them for uninvited butt play?

Now you know where the term Butt Pirate came from! This is an entertaining and educational thread!

mikesinner 03-25-2013 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19544708)
Anyone that complains about historical accuracy should keep in mind that the history of those events was written by the Romans so there is obviously a high degree of probability that creative licenses were taken even back in the day.

For the record, Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates at one point in his life. He ended up going after piracy later in his military career and fucked them up good... perhaps he was getting back at them for uninvited butt play?

Where did you read that?

dyna mo 03-25-2013 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19544708)
Anyone that complains about historical accuracy should keep in mind that the history of those events was written by the Romans so there is obviously a high degree of probability that creative licenses were taken even back in the day.

For the record, Julius Caesar was captured and ransomed by pirates at one point in his life. He ended up going after piracy later in his military career and fucked them up good... perhaps he was getting back at them for uninvited butt play?

i've never watched this show but i have a degree in ancient history, Plutarch ( who wrote the most about spartacus) is considered by most historians to be quite accurate in his accounting, he was also the most well-read person in rome from that time. he made nothing up himself and can be considered as reliable as his source material.

harvey 03-25-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 19544888)
Where did you read that?

that is true, it's written by Julius Caesar himself in his memoirs.

However, by the time of Spartacus rebellion, he was in Asia, nowhere close to south of Italy. Let alone being a ninja, all sources from that time (including himself) says he wasn't a soldier at all, just a genius strategist (and yes, he also says that about himself).

RyuLion 03-25-2013 01:39 PM

I just saw one episode for the first time last night. Not interested..

CDSmith 03-25-2013 02:01 PM

If you want historical accuracy try the History Channel.

This show is purely for entertainment. I knew that the first time I heard "Fuck" fly out of Battiatus's mouth in episode one.

harvey 03-25-2013 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19545140)
If you want historical accuracy try the History Channel.

This show is purely for entertainment. I knew that the first time I heard "Fuck" fly out of Battiatus's mouth in episode one.

like I said before, I don't care about it, I just find it funny and kinda adds up to the entertainment. But I'd like some story, some plot, something.

You mention Battiatus, and there you have one of the reasons this season sucks and why it's the last one even though the director wanted to do at least 3 more seasons: they have no actors. Not a single one. They got rid of actors and added (or kept) some gym freaks and that's it. When you didn't know what evil plan were Batiatus, his wife, Glaber's wife, Batiatus rival and so on plotting, it was really fun. Now it is: they will go ninja mode. Someone will fuck someone else. Somehow they will survive one more episode (until they don't). The end. See ya next week.

harvey 03-25-2013 02:11 PM

also, going to History Channel for "historical accuracy" is... well... cute :winkwink:

CDSmith 03-25-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 19545170)
also, going to History Channel for "historical accuracy" is... well... cute :winkwink:

Which is why I said "try". No guarantees of accuracy there either there either, but one's chances of finding it there are probably greater than HBO.

Far-L 03-25-2013 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 19544888)
Where did you read that?

He wrote about it as well as other historians of the age.

From the wiki:

"Hearing of Sulla's death in 78 BC, Caesar felt safe enough to return to Rome. Lacking means since his inheritance was confiscated, he acquired a modest house in Subura, a lower-class neighborhood of Rome.[20] He turned to legal advocacy, and became known for his exceptional oratory, accompanied by impassioned gestures and a high-pitched voice, and ruthless prosecution of former governors notorious for extortion and corruption.
On the way across the Aegean Sea,[21] Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held prisoner.[22][23] He maintained an attitude of superiority throughout his captivity. When the pirates thought to demand a ransom of twenty talents of silver, he insisted they ask for fifty.[24][25] After the ransom was paid, Caesar raised a fleet, pursued and captured the pirates, and imprisoned them. He had them crucified on his own authority, as he had promised while in captivity[26]?a promise the pirates had taken as a joke. As a sign of leniency, he first had their throats cut. He was soon called back into military action in Asia, raising a band of auxiliaries to repel an incursion from the east.[27]"

rogueteens 03-25-2013 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 19543977)
Where the hell do you get those ideas? Kidnapped by aliens, lol? I think it's still pretty good and certainly interesting. Obviously they are compressing events that occurred over a few years time, limiting the scope of the size of the armies for practical reasons and taking some artistic license with events that happened over two thousand years ago. But the overarching gist of it is as historically accurate as one can expect. None of us know for certain if Spartacus died in the final battle with the Romans although he almost certainly did. It remains to be seen how they end this final season of the show and if they give us a glorious death, a tricky escape for Spartacus himself or they leave us with a Sopranos style vague ending.

I thought in the series that he wasn't supposed to be the original Spartacus but named after the famous rebel because of his attitude in the gladitorial ring?


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