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Mike Honcho 03-23-2013 01:35 PM

Bill Gates Offering $100,000 to Anyone Who Can Invent a High-Tech, Next-Gen Condom
 
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The great condom race of 2013 begings!

Best of luck GFY:321GFY

wehateporn 03-23-2013 01:42 PM

His Dad was head of planned parenthood, he wants the population down hence why he's sending his sterilizing vaccines around the third world. :2 cents:

DWB 03-23-2013 02:15 PM

Here ya go...

1) A condom that dissolves into nothing when it gets wet.

2) A condom with a perforated head so it always rips open, leaving only the base ring so when the girl feels for it, she feels the ring and thnks you're still wearing the jimmy.

Gates can paypal me, cause he won't get better ideas than those.

dillfly2000 03-23-2013 02:21 PM

Con...Dom? :uhoh

The Heron 03-23-2013 02:28 PM

don't need condom, i've got a rusty coat hanger and a long set of stairs for backup!

spiederman 03-23-2013 02:37 PM

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slapass 03-23-2013 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19542403)
His Dad was head of planned parenthood, he wants the population down hence why he's sending his sterilizing vaccines around the third world. :2 cents:

You know that you are really nuts, right?

wehateporn 03-23-2013 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 19542521)
You know that you are really nuts, right?

That's what happens to people when they get the chance to look behind the curtains :winkwink:

seeandsee 03-23-2013 04:15 PM

fucking condoms are bursting easy nowdays, and DUREX calls it EXTRA SAFE, worst condom ever, classic durex is gold for this shit that poped me 2-3 times mother fuckers!!!!!

alias 03-23-2013 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19542529)
That's what happens to people when they get the chance to look behind the curtains :winkwink:

Whoa, so maybe they are curing HIV as a loss leader to build trust while they secretly inject a sleeper virus into the population they say they are curing?

Everyone knows HIV is man made so no-one will suspect this.

Just look at their harbinger of a site: http://www.gatesfoundation.org/

wehateporn 03-23-2013 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 19542551)
Whoa, so maybe they are curing HIV as a loss leader to build trust while they secretly inject a sleeper virus into the population they say they are curing?

Everyone knows HIV is man made so no-one will suspect this.

Just look at their harbinger of a site: http://www.gatesfoundation.org/

HIV was spread around Africa in the Hep B vaccines, it was also spread around gay men in New York using the same vaccines. It didn't kill people off as quickly as was hoped.

HIV treatment makes a lot of money, it's another way of the rich grabbing more of our taxes for themselves "Hey we'll send these African's who we injected with HIV some treatment for HIV and pay this tax money of yours to ourselves, we'll call it foreign aid" :helpme

alias 03-23-2013 05:11 PM

So then how does Gates "curing" aids even have a benefit if they already got them with Hep B vaccines?

wehateporn 03-23-2013 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 19542594)
So then how does Gates "curing" aids even have a benefit if they already got them with Hep B vaccines?

It's not really about curing AIDS, that's just marketing. Sometimes they do offer us something beneficial (as a cover story) thrown in together with something nasty, they just don't mention the nasty bit. The idea is to depopulate Africa and much of the third world, eventually leaving only 10%-20% of the population, at this point it becomes far easier for the Elite to grab their resources and sell them to the first world. The Elite hate it when they have to deal with the human rights of some community that lives on an oil well e.g Darfur, it represents a huge obstacle to profit. You can always fund some terrorists to come and scare the community away, put them in camps etc, however if you get found out *COUGH* Warren Buffet *COUGH* then it brings you a lot of negative publicity.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-23-2013 05:22 PM

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