New Pope is so young and vital
 

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creepy and decrepit wins again!!!

He is all right, pope can not be young.

Jorge Mario Bergoglio, 76, succeeds Benny 16.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/c...181023715.html

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Seventy-six years old? Holy shit.... Why bother?

Oh, fucking wonderful:

a Dr., a Lawyer and a Priest are visiting a preschool when a fire breaks out. as they all start to run, the Dr. yells 'get the kids', the Lawyer yells 'fuck the kids' and the Priest ponders 'do we have time?'

maybe he's too old to fuck kids????

Because around the world in the countries with a high catholic population age equals wisdom. Can't have a young pope.

um........ 60 ain't young, 50 ain't young. No reason whatsoever for these guys to be so old, he's the head of a religious organization with administrative and ceremonial responsibilities no different than a CEO of a multinational corporation or a head of state like the President of the United States or Russia or any big country.

With age comes wisdom, grasshopper.

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He probably has a long life of perping kids behind him. The others figure he can teach them a few things.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zlC2XQR89h...219098147.jpeg

That chimney on the Sistene Chapel is going to be puffing like a beagle in a laboratory at this rate

76 years young

Looks good for 76.. those Argentinians sure do age well. Maybe it's their awesome wine...

Chief of the Kiddie Fiddlers has been chosen.... great!

:1orglaugh damn!

He can still bang altar boys like when he was 24! Plus he has the wisdom, experience, and know how to cover it up!

Can't be 60 years old because there's a chance he'd live to 80, thats way too long for a single guy to rule the church

I still feel young.

If the pope were my age then I definitely WOULD feel old.

Hugh Hefner is about getting 87 y.o. and look much younger and vital than him.... Wish we could sell porn in caplet it's would be the new HGH.....

Edit: Playboy is not really 'porn' but I'm sure you got the point...

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My guess is that the Cardinals don't want a young vibrant Pope who would actually do stuff. They want old guys who they can control. Just my guess after watching "The Borgias" series on Showtime.