Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19520020)

http://blog.fcpgroton.com/wp-content...g-whining.jpeg

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Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 19520025)

my mind is spinning, give me a moment... I know this one...

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520023)

The turtle was in his shell and suddenly the tear gas hit the little man in the feng sheui shop and I told them this ain't pier 1 imports so don't light candles because I never drink juice but I wax fantastic

^That's how much sense your response made

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19520020)

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19520244)

i had a friend in high school who turned in a whole essay for English class with run on nonsensical sentences. He got an A.

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19520231)

I wonder who is more mentally unstable. Swirlscunt or you. You are both fucking crazy, that's for sure.

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520260)

Fuck school
I quit school when I was twelve

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19520264)

I don't think that surprises anyone.

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520271)

It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19520282)

lol...pure comedy gold

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520271)

It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19520020)

http://blog.fcpgroton.com/wp-content...g-whining.jpeg

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19520594)

You do realize that mentally something is very wrong with you right?

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520260)

Fuck school
I quit school when I was twelve
For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520271)

It sure as hell surprised one of my teachers. I was way the fuck ahead and already starting some college level shit. I told her if she didn't stop making things difficult for me I would not come back. She continued to cause problems, then I left.

Plus, I don't care what you say. I may not be some tough thug life type of guy but that was some G shit right there, period. I'm twelve, I'm in school, I tell school FUCK YOU and leave to go and hustle cable tv.

A short time later I had my first cadillac which I could not drive and my first gun, too.

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520285)

Yeah- I should be on television.
I would call it the Fred Show.
Adorable bitches everywhere, a Cadillac of the week, blowing shit to hell with expensive firearms, reviews of all of the steak houses, cash poker games, stand up comedy bitches, a segment on the government rape act of the day, man my show would be incredible. There ain't a straight American male alive who would not love my program. I would even teach them how to deal with their wives when they weren't "allowed to watch that trash" when my program came on.

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520016)

I tell someone

"It's an inconvenient evening out there"

What would you take from that?

Fuck, people are stupid :(

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19521017)

Because I didn't grow up like you or you or you
Shit

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19521081)

No, because something in your brain is causing this. Or your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19521069)

http://static.someecards.com/someeca...Y3MjNkYzNh.png



You remind me of Maxwell Smart (minus the smart): :2 cents:

http://www.droidforums.net/forum/att...xwellsmart.jpg

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19521113)

So if I'm a retard you should not be so hard on me, because if I am, it ain't my fault
SO THERE :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19521114)

I would buttfuck barbara feldon in the face TWICE. GRRRR.
Ain't no delusions for me- I know that my reality currently sucks and it's pretty awful.
That's okay though I wouldn't trade places with anyone

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520016)

I tell someone

"It's an inconvenient evening out there"

What would you take from that?

Fuck, people are stupid :(

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19521591)

Why so angry?

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19520260)

Fuck school
I quit school when I was twelve
For better or for worse 95% of my life experience would have never happened if I hadn't
Plus, while fred speak and fred write may be grammatically incorrect and not perfect, I can write better sentences than most idiots who went to school

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19521118)

The problem i have with you is that you act like you are amazing and very smart. Which you clearly are not. I really wonder where you get this idea from. Are you really not aware of your mental problems and low iq. Believe me, it's very easy to spot.

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19521231)

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/BOXQeXAd9Rs/mqdefault.jpg

Buttfuck her in the face?!? :error :helpme :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19522923)

Ahahahahahaha. Oh god, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks. If I could put this in a frame with a picture of you puffing yourself up about wtfever it is that week I would. I've got a space right above my monitors waiting for it. It would be better than prozac.

You sure showed THAT teacher didn't you.

I bet she thinks about how you showed her and how you must be living a ballin' lifestyle every morning.

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19522985)

I bet that teacher cannot sleep at night because well because well fuck it, she didn't give you a second thought once you were gone. She weeded you out and got what she wanted.
Stop comparing yourself to others. There are always people way better off and the other way around. Who cares