Man walks into a bar
 

...and asks the bartender for a beer. After having a few sips of the beer he asks the bartender what he thought about nuclear fission. The bartender thought for a couple of seconds and then asked the customer if he would mind answering a few questions first? The customer stated that he didn't mind. The bartender asked the customer if he new the scientific term for Bear shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Rabbit shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Cow shit. The customer said that he did not.

The bartender then sarcastically said to the customer, "You don't know shit and you want to discusss nuclear fission?" :drinkup

:helpme

:1orglaugh

hahaha pathfinder is drunk :1orglaugh

go to bed already.

:drinkup

If you are referring to me as being PF, and I think you are, then thanks for the compliment. PF was the greatest man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He was unique, among the unique. Thans again. In your eye kid. :drinkup

:)

i farted.

Are you sipping the devils brew today if so here's to ya. :drinkup

TGF was bending the elbow today but I think he passed out and is dreaming about his belly button. :)

I can understand your delusions of grandeur, but why do you talk about yourself in past terms ?

You seem to do that alot. Maybe changing your dietary intake would be helpful. :drinkup

You are so fucking drunk, man.:1orglaugh

Following your threads is just like being there yourself. I'm gonna go grab a beer , and join you.


Friday night, people! Cheers!:drinkup

:GFYBand

I am me and PF is in Korea, may he rest in peace. Anymore questions??? Naah, forget the questions. Have a boiler maker instead. :drinkup

Now...there you go DarkJedi. Here is a man with some common sense. Cheers duroflex. :drinkup

An Airman in the Airforce was assigned late night fire watch in an office building. After a couple of hours he became bored and having spotted a microphone to the pa system he spoke into it and said loudly, "Scotty, Scotty this is Captain Kirk, beam me up." Unbeknown to the Airman a Captain was working late in his office and shortly he heard over the PA system, "This is Captain Johnson, beam your ass up to the second floor, room 217." :drinkup