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theking 02-21-2003 12:14 PM

Just upgraded
 
...by the VA to 100% disabled. Recieved notice in the mail today. I had applied some time ago and did not really expect it to be approved (I did expect an increase). Now to apply for Social Security disability, which is a lock since the VA has me at 100% now. Ahh...I like free money from the government (and you tax payers).

Gary 02-21-2003 12:16 PM

lol

DrewKole 02-21-2003 12:39 PM

I'll add this to the "something we realized since you came on this board" list.

I'm just wondering how the examiners didn't realize you were fucked up in the head from the get go though.

Better late than never.

TDF 02-21-2003 12:40 PM

geritol rox!

theking 02-21-2003 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
geritol rox!
Budwieser rox even better. I made a run to the Mart and bought a case. I am not going to do shit today except drink. I am not sure if I am celebrating or feeling sorry for myself, but either way downing some cold ones, I think, is the appropriate response. I did some calculating and the VA check and Social Security combined should add up to between 3500-3700 per month tax free dollars. Should pay my "bar tab" every month.

DrewlKoke, really make my day for me. Post your picture again. :1orglaugh

DrewKole 02-21-2003 01:57 PM

Post yours first. I just look like a rat caught in the light...

Thats what everyone tells me... =(

theking 02-21-2003 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
Post yours first. I just look like a rat caught in the light...

Thats what everyone tells me... =(

No. That is true. :1orglaugh

theking 02-21-2003 02:30 PM

Six old soldiers down in about one hour. Not bad for a start, but looks like I better go get another case while I can still drive. I think a bottle of Jim Bean also. This bud is for "YOU". :drinkup

theking 02-21-2003 02:56 PM

Well...back from the Mart...boiler makers are good for what ails you. :drinkup

421Fill 02-21-2003 03:23 PM

you're gonna throw up.

"Liquor before beer, never fear.
Beer before liquor, never sicker."

:drinkup

Mr.Fiction 02-21-2003 04:08 PM

Old? I thought you were supposed to be your son now or something? Which personality made this thread? :1orglaugh

theking 02-21-2003 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Old? I thought you were supposed to be your son now or something? Which personality made this thread? :1orglaugh
You should avoid thinking and just stick with the fiction you make up...but on second thought your fiction is not very good either, so my advice to you is to shut the fuck up, unless you enjoy displaying your lack of the gray matter. But what the hell, in your eye kid. :drinkup

UnseenWorld 02-21-2003 04:22 PM

So, are you really so disabled you can't operate a website? To me, 100% disabled should mean you need full-time care. Fer Christ's sake, Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair and writes by blowing in a tube, but I don't think HE is 100% disabled.

theking 02-21-2003 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
So, are you really so disabled you can't operate a website? To me, 100% disabled should mean you need full-time care. Fer Christ's sake, Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair and writes by blowing in a tube, but I don't think HE is 100% disabled.
No. You have your opinion of what you consider to be 100% disabled and the government has theirs. Hawking falls into the 100% disabled category. :drinkup

theking 02-21-2003 06:32 PM

Well 14 old soldiers down and 7 or so shots, and still good to go. I called in a Nurses Aide for tonight to take care of my mothers needs. :drinkup :drinkup

Honeyslut 02-21-2003 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
Post yours first. I just look like a rat caught in the light...

Thats what everyone tells me... =(

Don't pay attention to anyone's comments about you if they are too wimpy to post their pics..

:)

ThunderBalls 02-21-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
...by the VA to 100% disabled. Recieved notice in the mail today. I had applied some time ago and did not really expect it to be approved (I did expect an increase). Now to apply for Social Security disability, which is a lock since the VA has me at 100% now. Ahh...I like free money from the government (and you tax payers).
So you sit on this board bashing liberals daily and yet you're collecting welfare, fucking hypocrite.

No wonder you're such a prick. You sit around all day collecting our tax money, watching Fox News and getting drunk. You must be very proud of yourself.

theking 02-21-2003 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Well 14 old soldiers down and 7 or so shots, and still good to go. I called in a Nurses Aide for tonight to take care of my mothers needs. :drinkup :drinkup
I have lost count now, but still have about half a bottle left and a little over a case of beer. Just got back from downing a couple at the local bar. Too many young boots playing the juke box to loud. Ahh...to be young and healthy again. Anyhow I am stil going strong. Cheers to the baord. :drinkup

Sly_RJ 02-21-2003 08:44 PM

Now how in the hell do you pass as 100% disabled, but I don't? The day I figure out our government I think I'll shoot someone...

Joe Sixpack 02-21-2003 08:49 PM

When I saw the title of this thread I thought you'd been upgraded from basket case to mildy retarded...

theking 02-21-2003 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls


So you sit on this board bashing liberals daily and yet you're collecting welfare, fucking hypocrite.

No wonder you're such a prick. You sit around all day collecting our tax money, watching Fox News and getting drunk. You must be very proud of yourself.

Since when did a VA disability and Social Security disability become welfare. I earned the VA disability in a war. I am ruined for life live with pain 24/7 and will eventually be paralyzed. I earned the Social Security disability by paying into it for alsmost thrity years. In actuallity I pay more in taxes each year than I will recieve from both. I selcom get drunk but I do sip a few cold ones virtually every day. So until you know what the fuck you are talking about keep you fucking mouth shut.

In addition I don't bash liberals you uncomprehending fuck, as I am a liberal, on most issues, with leanings twoards the moderate. I may be a prick but you don't have a fucking clue. Distinct lack of gray matter kid.

DrewKole 02-21-2003 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Now how in the hell do you pass as 100% disabled, but I don't? The day I figure out our government I think I'll shoot someone...
I'll agree with ya there, its fuckin sick...

Honestly, I'd LOVE to see my tax money go to people that actually are disabled... People that have to live with how they are, and have some things that are limited in scope...

I don't know your situation, but... I totally agree.

Fat ass ex-vet's who basically got a charlie horse while sitting playing poker in their mess tent, that use up our fucking tax money, where it should be going to those disabled in a real way... be it mentally, wheelchair bound, or whatever...

Blah... grr.

theking 02-21-2003 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
When I saw the title of this thread I thought you'd been upgraded from basket case to mildy retarded...
Naah...I haven't reached you level yet. :drinkup Have a drink and chill the fuck out Joe.

Joe Sixpack 02-21-2003 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by theking


Naah...I haven't reached you level yet. :drinkup Have a drink and chill the fuck out Joe.

I'm the master of chilling out bitch! I'm a full-time man of leisure.

Don't worry, I'm going out to stock up on booze soon.

It's Saturday afternoon here... I'm just getting started old man.

:drinkup :drinkup

:rasta :rasta

PS You really should drink better beer than that Busweiser shit. It tastes like horse piss.

theking 02-21-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Now how in the hell do you pass as 100% disabled, but I don't? The day I figure out our government I think I'll shoot someone...
Well Sly...tell you what. Go fight a war and you too might be lucky enough to come get fucked up enough to come back with a 100% disability. Here's to my good fortune. :drinkup

Sly_RJ 02-21-2003 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by theking


Well Sly...tell you what. Go fight a war and you too might be lucky enough to come get fucked up enough to come back with a 100% disability. Here's to my good fortune. :drinkup

Heh. Ignorance.

theking 02-21-2003 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


I'll agree with ya there, its fuckin sick...

Honestly, I'd LOVE to see my tax money go to people that actually are disabled... People that have to live with how they are, and have some things that are limited in scope...

I don't know your situation, but... I totally agree.

Fat ass ex-vet's who basically got a charlie horse while sitting playing poker in their mess tent, that use up our fucking tax money, where it should be going to those disabled in a real way... be it mentally, wheelchair bound, or whatever...

Blah... grr.

Hey "Devil Rat" read the post above yours. Don't think of it as your taxes, think of it as me paying myself. Oh I forgot you didn't earn enough to pay taxes anyhow. :1orglaugh

DrewKole 02-21-2003 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by theking


Well Sly...tell you what. Go fight a war and you too might be lucky enough to come get fucked up enough to come back with a 100% disability. Here's to my good fortune. :drinkup

I'm thinking you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you fucking crackpot.

I don't think Sly's post was filled with sarcasm.

You sir, are an idiot.

DrewKole 02-21-2003 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by theking


Hey "Devil Rat" read the post above yours. Don't think of it as your taxes, think of it as me paying myself. Oh I forgot you didn't earn enough to pay taxes anyhow. :1orglaugh

You'd be suprised.

Don't worry, this thread may accidentally hit one of my friends at VA. =)

All of your stories about your length in the military, your division, and when you left will pay off... Weeeeeee.

theking 02-21-2003 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole


You'd be suprised.

Don't worry, this thread may accidentally hit one of my friends at VA. =)

All of your stories about your length in the military, your division, and when you left will pay off... Weeeeeee.

You have friends???? Naah...

theking 02-21-2003 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


I'm the master of chilling out bitch! I'm a full-time man of leisure.

Don't worry, I'm going out to stock up on booze soon.

It's Saturday afternoon here... I'm just getting started old man.

:drinkup :drinkup

:rasta :rasta

PS You really should drink better beer than that Busweiser shit. It tastes like horse piss.

Good man...keep well supplied. By the way I drink a beter beer than Busweiser. I drink Budweiser and it mixes well with ole Jim Bean. Here's to ya you American bashing Aussie. :drinkup

DrewKole 02-21-2003 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by theking


You have friends???? Naah...

I've still got 3 VA benefits controllers on speed-dial from my previous profession.

Cheers. :thumbsup

theking 02-21-2003 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole


I've still got 3 VA benefits controllers on speed-dial from my previous profession.

Cheers. :thumbsup

Damn...I have new found respect for you. I am in awe of your inside connections with the government. Is GW on your speed dial too? :1orglaugh Shut the fuck up and have a :drinkup

DrewKole 02-21-2003 09:23 PM

No thanks, not in a drinking mood... but, I will be calling one of them on Monday, ;)

Ahh, the life of an ex-mortgage banker... weeeeeeee. =)

You'll have that re-evaluation in no time! =)

theking 02-22-2003 03:22 AM

Well I shut down and slept for a few hours. Just woke up but I don't feel well so I will soon be retiring again. Jim Bean is baaaad.


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