So some total idiot hits me up on Fiverr... for a DATE!?!?!
 

I have an account on Fiverr for writing blog posts and that sort of thing. My avatar there is a slightly suggestive picture of Chloe 18 since my blog posts are of an adult nature.

I just had some dude hit me up and ask where I lived. I figured he was asking because he wanted to know if I spoke good English. Not. Turns out he lives nearby and basically asked me out on a date. He told me I looked super cute in my pic. The usually blather I see written in comments on my blogs.

"Chloe 18 you are so cute! Will you consider marrying me? I would treat you better than any other man in the world! I am serious about that. I love you and really need you to know that in your heart. blah blah blah fucking blah."

You have to be a real fuckwad to try and hit up chicks on fiverr. Especially ones that aren't actually chicks.

So did you go?

and did you get lucky ?? :Graucho

Not for $5...

Is that where the upsell comes in?

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fucker is desperate

They call them "gig extras" there.

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How'd he taste?

So let me get this straight, you're posting on there implying you are female, then get insulted when someone makes a move on you ?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I bet he's a tender lover. You should go out on a date with him.

sound you enjoyed a bit:winkwink:

Just be prepared if you go on the date, he'll only be willing to spend $5 on you and expect a lot in return.

$5 dollar butsecks :D

No... I am implying that I write blog posts of an adult nature. If he ASSUMED I was the person in the photo then that is on him.

So ... set up another fiverrr gig offering to get customers to bars. Reel in the gullible and arrange dates you don't turn up to.