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CaptainHowdy 02-19-2013 05:09 PM
Have you ever stepped into your own shit?
 
I somehow managed to do so today ...

(In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)

2013 02-19-2013 05:12 PM
no haven't shit in the bushes lately

2013 02-19-2013 05:13 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-19-2013 05:33 PM
Never stepped in my own shit, but I have stepped in doggie doo a few times, and that's precisely why I now insure all of my shoes:

http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily....ce-400x295.jpg

Remember, those who don't know shit, are bound to step in it... :2 cents:

:stoned

ADG

DWB 02-19-2013 05:33 PM
I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.

_Richard_ 02-19-2013 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19489686)
I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.
dear god no.

MiLo 02-19-2013 05:50 PM
Not anymore:

tokmansta 02-19-2013 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19489659)
I somehow managed to do so today ...

(In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)
My good sir, tell me how!

bigluv 02-19-2013 06:10 PM
I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

L-Pink 02-19-2013 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19489735)
I've stepped on my dick a few times though.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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kane 02-19-2013 06:48 PM
Many years ago in my early 20's I went to a three day concert where you camped out and they had a ton of acts play over the course of a weekend. One afternoon several of us saw a drunk guy stagger over to the edge of the designated camping area, drop his pants, squat and start to shit. When he finished he tried reach back and wipe himself with a handful of toilet paper, stumbled and fell. He landed right in his own shit.

Why he was doing this I don't know. Had he walked a couple hundred more feet a different direction there were tons of porta-poties.

CurrentlySober 02-20-2013 02:34 AM
Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!! :helpme

Markul 02-20-2013 02:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19489686)
I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-20-2013 03:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19490254)

Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!! :helpme
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6393757184/h36CE0D3C/

:stoned

ADG

Chosen 02-20-2013 04:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19489735)
I've stepped on my dick a few times though.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ringo 02-20-2013 04:16 AM
I like shit

Rochard 02-20-2013 08:10 AM
No.

But once when I was in the Marines I took a Hummvee through a dozen crappers and ran through them. Good times.

nikki99 02-20-2013 08:47 AM
I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself

CaptainHowdy 02-20-2013 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tokmansta (Post 19489728)
My good sir, tell me how!
It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.

John-ACWM 02-20-2013 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19489735)
I've stepped on my dick a few times though.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

MiLo 02-20-2013 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19490707)
It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.
:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

http://25.media.tumblr.com/25ef083af...4nxzo1_400.gif

2013 02-20-2013 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 19490661)
I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself
tell us more do you have a video of this

loreen 02-20-2013 11:38 PM
Only in India? :)


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