A flowshart on what to say and not to say during sex
 

will print this on girl ass

Flowshart just sounds ten kinds of wrong. Never say that during sex.

Here's one good thing that you never ever say to a girl after sex.

Girl: Did you like how I rode you baby?
Me: Meh it was good. But I have had better.

She kicked me out of bed immediately and called me a jerk. Then she threatened to call the cops and tell them I raped her if I didn't apologize. True story, no BS, I was scared shitless because I knew she meant it too. She was one vindictive girl. I apologized like a pussy but lesson learned, girls only want to hear what they want to hear especially when it comes to their "skills" in the bedroom. Never be honest when it comes to after sex comments, always tell her what she wants to hear. And never ever say "You have had better". That's just asking for trouble.:(

True. Though, it isn't as if men want to hear the truth behind where their manhood ranks amongst those you have had either. Unless, of course, you are going to proclaim it to be the biggest, hardest and the tightest 'oh, I can feel you stretching me' ever.

I just pooped - a lot - on your dog. :1orglaugh

Thankfully, I haven't had a flow-shart in several years. I can't imagine what I would say if I ripped one during sex.

Donny Long might have some insight.