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SpaceAce 02-20-2003 06:59 PM

I think I just saw the most amusing job in the world.
 
First off, for anyone who is going to say this job would suck because it's cold, cold doesn't bother me at all. I live in Cleveland and I haven't even put on a jacket so far this year (except when I had to change a tire).

I am watching PBS and I look up and see some guy in a little boat shooting a high-powered rifle at an iceberg. I swear to you I am not making this up. The man's job title: "Iceberg harvester". LOL, that is so cool. "Iceberg harvester." That is one amusing-sounding job. You get to go out into the beautiful ice floes and shoot at them with large-caliber weaponry.

SpaceAce

KrazieSweets 02-21-2003 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
First off, for anyone who is going to say this job would suck because it's cold, cold doesn't bother me at all. I live in Cleveland and I haven't even put on a jacket so far this year (except when I had to change a tire).

I am watching PBS and I look up and see some guy in a little boat shooting a high-powered rifle at an iceberg. I swear to you I am not making this up. The man's job title: "Iceberg harvester". LOL, that is so cool. "Iceberg harvester." That is one amusing-sounding job. You get to go out into the beautiful ice floes and shoot at them with large-caliber weaponry.

SpaceAce

:thumbsup

twistyneck 02-21-2003 02:04 AM

Sign me up, sounds like a fun gig.

picindex 02-21-2003 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Sign me up, sounds like a fun gig.
Yup

Beats looking at a screen all day.... (well maybe - not sure if the same amount of money is there!)

:thumbsup

MetaMan 02-21-2003 02:07 AM

u were watching PBS!?
:1orglaugh

RedShoe 02-21-2003 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
u were watching PBS!?
:1orglaugh

LOL. Yeah PBS is for homo's.
FUCK PBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diggy 02-21-2003 02:12 AM

So that's where party ice you get at gas stations comes from :)

SpaceAce 02-21-2003 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
u were watching PBS!?
:1orglaugh

I watch a lot of PBS. Nova, Nature, Antiques Roadshow, Scientific American Frontiers, Frontline, National Geographic... PBS kicks all the other networks' asses. Despite what RedShoe says, I'm quite straight.

SpaceAce

marty 02-21-2003 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by diggy
So that's where party ice you get at gas stations comes from :)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

duroflex 02-21-2003 02:59 AM

Bet they get a lot of applications from the NRA. And other gun crazy red necks for that matter.:ak47:

BigFrog 02-21-2003 03:12 AM

PBS rocks.
they had a special on called the battle of the x-planes last month i think. it was fucking awesome.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/xplanes/

KRL 02-21-2003 03:43 AM

FATHER: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?

KID: Daddy, I want to be an Iceberg Harvester.

FATHER: But, son I want you to be a doctor, a lawyer or at least a pornographer like me.

KID: No Daddy, I want to help the world and harvest Icebergs.

FATHER: But why not any of the other 3 occupations?

KID: Daddy, those 3 occupations are all the same. Doctors make you strip naked, lawyers make you bend over and take it in the ass, and pornographers make you do both of those things.

FATHER: :eek7 :helpme

hybrid 02-21-2003 03:43 AM

my g/f was reading me an article the other day from National Geographic about a guy who actually drags icebergs with a giant boat and a 300 ft. rope. I can't find the article online, but here's something similar: http://www.expeditionsail.com/librar...ngicebergs.htm

SpaceAce 02-21-2003 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigFrog
PBS rocks.
they had a special on called the battle of the x-planes last month i think. it was fucking awesome.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/xplanes/

Yep, I watched that one. I thought it was interesting at the end when they said there's a good chance that the plane they chose would be the last manned fighter to go into production.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce 02-21-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
FATHER: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?

KID: Daddy, I want to be an Iceberg Harvester.

FATHER: But, son I want you to be a doctor, a lawyer or at least a pornographer like me.

KID: No Daddy, I want to help the world and harvest Icebergs.

FATHER: But why not any of the other 3 occupations?

KID: Daddy, those 3 occupations are all the same. Doctors make you strip naked, lawyers make you bend over and take it in the ass, and pornographers make you do both of those things.

FATHER: :eek7 :helpme

Aaaaaargh, I be huntin' me a mighty 'berg!

Iceberg harvester sounds like what you become when you realize there aren't any real pirate jobs, anymore. Sounds like fun to me.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce 02-21-2003 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
my g/f was reading me an article the other day from National Geographic about a guy who actually drags icebergs with a giant boat and a 300 ft. rope. I can't find the article online, but here's something similar: http://www.expeditionsail.com/librar...ngicebergs.htm
That won't load for me but I think I know what you're talking about, anyway.

SpaceAce

Joe Sixpack 02-21-2003 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe


LOL. Yeah PBS is for homo's.
FUCK PBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it make your brain hurt?


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