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AdultPornMasta 02-11-2013 09:46 PM

Yet Another Sign of The End Times: Shark Attacks On The Rise!
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...h-decade-high/

"Experts: U.S. shark attacks reach decade high"

"GAINESVILLE, Fla. Scholars say shark attacks in the U.S. reached their highest level in a decade last year.

The University of Florida's International Shark Attack File released on Monday says the U.S. experienced 53 attacks in 2012, the most since 2000.

Florida led the U.S. with 26 attacks. Hawaii had 10 attacks, followed by California and South Carolina with five each, North Carolina with two and one each in Georgia, Massachusetts, New York, Oregon and Puerto Rico. One attack in California was fatal.

The report says there were seven fatalities worldwide, which is lower than 2011 but higher than the yearly average of 4.4 from 2001 to 2010. There were 80 unprovoked attacks worldwide, slightly more than 2011."

How in the Hell do you "provoke" a shark?

"Hooper:

"Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks."

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/w...ilmas/jaws.jpg

:winkwink:

BFT3K 02-11-2013 09:51 PM

Being killed and eaten by a huge shark would be a cool way to go. People should be on the losing end of the food chain more often. It's only fair...

2013 02-11-2013 09:52 PM

Last year a shark took my left arm http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VzMNGwtH5d.../sharkbite.jpg

AdultPornMasta 02-11-2013 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 19476087)
Being killed and eaten by a huge shark would be a cool way to go. People should be on the losing end of the food chain more often. It's only fair...

I'll bet getting eaten by a shark woudl hurt though!

:2 cents:

AdultPornMasta 02-11-2013 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19476090)

Did not!

:winkwink:

DTK 02-11-2013 10:41 PM

AdultPornMasta = SallyRand/Marion Lynn. Scamming, cross-dressing, warped little troll.

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purecane 02-26-2013 02:11 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2472130.html


The Ocearch team that had tagged the 16-foot, 3,500-pound shark in September received a ping signal that Mary Lee was within 200 yards of Florida's Jacksonville Beach.

AJHall 02-27-2013 12:32 AM

Meteors and shark attacks...the space ship is definitely coming back for us soon.

2013 02-27-2013 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJHall (Post 19502641)
Meteors and shark attacks...the space ship is definitely coming back for us soon.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 02-27-2013 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTK (Post 19476141)
AdultPornMasta = SallyRand/Marion Lynn. Scamming, cross-dressing, warped little troll.

Do not feed

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notjoe 02-27-2013 04:30 AM

That is because more and more americans are looking like fat seals or walrus. The sharks mistake people for those animals and attack.


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