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EddyTheDog 02-10-2013 07:18 AM

Anyone want a cheap laptop - Cheap laptops for sale....
 
I have been reduced to whoring cheap laptops.....

My neighbor buys and sells sells 'refurbished' laptops and I am helping him sell them.

I have to set up - I can hardly bring myself to say it - an EBay 'shop'.

What have I become :Oh crap?

SilentKnight 02-10-2013 07:26 AM

1. Buy a minivan
2. Pull up to stoplight
3. Slide open door and sell laptop to driver next to you
4. Speed away when light turns green before driver realizes OS is in Japanese
5. Head to nearest Taco Bell for celebratory burrito

ls101 02-10-2013 07:29 AM

How much would that be?

woj 02-10-2013 07:30 AM

is "refurbished" the new code word now a days?

EddyTheDog 02-10-2013 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19473461)
is "refurbished" the new code word now a days?

lol - They actually are legit - He buys them in bulk from companies that are upgrading for amazing prices actually - A few bucks each.

He then cannibalizes them to make a usable system.

Its actually not a bad earner - He just has no idea about selling and has literally hundreds of them in his basement.

Its surprisingly hard to think of things to do with 100's of laptops. You would think a geek like me would be in heaven.....

tanlines 02-10-2013 11:12 AM

Hmm... tell me more...

xNetworx 02-10-2013 11:19 AM

Do any have i5 or i7 processors?

NALEM 02-11-2013 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19473447)
I have been reduced to whoring cheap laptops.....
What have I become :Oh crap?

Eddy you are now a board whore about to make money. :2 cents:
More than most on here. Congratulations.

As a cheap ass Jew, I am interested in learning what inventory you have. I am needing a few to be used in Europe.
Email alex [at] nalem [dot] com

Good luck!

Oracle Porn 02-11-2013 05:46 AM

why not post some specs, prices and shipping charges?

Some Guy 02-11-2013 05:49 AM

I'd definitely be interested for the right price. My current laptop's a major piece of shit.

acctman 02-11-2013 05:51 AM

what's wrong with ebay?

Slick 02-11-2013 07:25 AM

One thing that kinda scares me about this is that you say he buys them from companies that upgrade their systems, which would make me think the computers are at least a few years old. What kind of specs are we talkin ???

PornDiscounts-V 02-11-2013 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19473457)
1. Buy a minivan
2. Pull up to stoplight
3. Slide open door and sell laptop to driver next to you
4. Speed away when light turns green before driver realizes OS is in Japanese
5. Head to nearest Taco Bell for celebratory burrito

We have a winner!

EddyTheDog 02-11-2013 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 19474855)
One thing that kinda scares me about this is that you say he buys them from companies that upgrade their systems, which would make me think the computers are at least a few years old. What kind of specs are we talkin ???

These are older systems for sure - Most are i3 + 2gb ram + 250gb HDs etc or similar...

A good second computer for the kids - That sort of thing....

I am putting together a list - Its a long job.

If you are in the UK and you are looking for this sort of spec hit me up - Also spares if you need them - If you have a favorite laptop that needs a new screen or keyboard for example there's a pretty good chance he has one....

Rochard 02-11-2013 12:32 PM

Hit me up via email... rochard at gmail dot com. Both the wife and the kid need laptops and being as they last them about six months I'm not about to invest into anything nice.

Harmon 02-11-2013 12:38 PM

My God you are a fucking loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RubyGoodnight 02-11-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19475289)
If you are in the UK and you are looking for this sort of spec hit me up - Also spares if you need them - If you have a favorite laptop that needs a new screen or keyboard for example there's a pretty good chance he has one....

I'm looking for a second lappy for the wife...can you send me some info? Email in sig. :)

EddyTheDog 02-11-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19475358)
My God you are a fucking loser :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

From anyone else I would be offended.

I will get the list together and send it to those that have asked here - I expect it will be a few days away :).

Scott McD 02-11-2013 12:54 PM

I'm needing a new desktop comp. Mine is a piece of shit now and i can't be bothered building a new one...

L-Pink 02-11-2013 12:58 PM

I'm all set computer wise, do you have any frozen steaks?

.

EddyTheDog 02-11-2013 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19475388)
I'm needing a new desktop comp. Mine is a piece of shit now and i can't be bothered building a new one...

Just LapTops I am afraid - I am actually looking for another desktop myself again.

EddyTheDog 02-11-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19475395)
I'm all set computer wise, do you have any frozen steaks?

.

Horse OK?

pornguy 02-11-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19473466)
lol - They actually are legit - He buys them in bulk from companies that are upgrading for amazing prices actually - A few bucks each.

He then cannibalizes them to make a usable system.

Its actually not a bad earner - He just has no idea about selling and has literally hundreds of them in his basement.

Its surprisingly hard to think of things to do with 100's of laptops. You would think a geek like me would be in heaven.....

Sell them to local schools and teachers. Pitch them as Disposable. Also have some external hard drvies on hand to sell as back ups.

Captain Kawaii 02-11-2013 01:07 PM

I'm interested to see the list.

Wilsy 02-11-2013 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19475400)
Horse OK?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i have heard the meatballs are the Dogs Bollocks

L-Pink 02-11-2013 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19475400)
Horse OK?

lol ??..

.

EddyTheDog 02-11-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JdiAndy (Post 19475419)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i have heard the meatballs are the Dogs Bollocks

I heard Tesco meatballs are dogs bollocks.

karlm 02-11-2013 04:44 PM

Got any think going very cheap looking for something for the mrs

2013 02-11-2013 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19473447)
I have been reduced to whoring cheap laptops.....

My neighbor buys and sells sells 'refurbished' laptops and I am helping him sell them.

I have to set up - I can hardly bring myself to say it - an EBay 'shop'.

What have I become :Oh crap?

http://www.notmytribe.com/wp-content...op-project.jpg

I've been trying to contact you , i want to return thious piece of shit i bought from y

karlm 02-11-2013 05:37 PM

Hit me on icq if you can :)

adultchatpay 02-11-2013 05:38 PM

i need to change my laptop

SilentKnight 02-11-2013 07:32 PM

Some guy pulled up next to me at a stoplight this morning in a minivan - tried to sell me a laptop out the side door!

waltgator 02-11-2013 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19474729)
why not post some specs, prices and shipping charges?

yeah, could always use another cheapo laptop, email a list of items/specs/$$
:thumbsup

[email protected]

karlm 02-12-2013 12:52 PM

Let me know if you have more details

media 02-12-2013 12:56 PM

I just bought a laptop for $10 that had some busted keys on it.. it's only about 3-4 years old.. spent $10 on ebay for a new replacement keyboard.. amazing that I now have a backup laptop for $20 lol..

mchacal 02-12-2013 08:41 PM

send me specs and prices please

BSleazy 02-12-2013 08:45 PM

Send me details bcyber at gmail

2013 02-12-2013 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19475934)
Some guy pulled up next to me at a stoplight this morning in a minivan - tried to sell me a laptop out the side door!

did u get his plate #?


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