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GrantMercury 02-06-2013 09:08 PM

The 10 dumbest things Republicans have said so far this year. Amazing.
 
1. "I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people."

? Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.), quoted by Kotaku.

2. "We will look forward to interrogating him at his hearing next week, mercilessly. We will bring him back for only time waterboarding to get the truth out of him."

? Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), quoted by Politico, joking that he'll get the truth out of Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) when he faces confirmation hearings to be the next secretary of state.

3. "They are used to defend our property and our families and our faith and our freedom, and they are absolutely essential to living the way God intended for us to live."

? California Rep. Tim Donnelly (R), talking about guns on The Bottom Line.

4. "These are people who are going to have to answer to a much higher power than me about why they have appealed and appealed and appealed."

? Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R), quoted by the Columbus Dispatch, saying critics of his JobsOhio program will have to answer to God.

5. "When it's for self protection, you need as much firepower as needed to protect your family."

? Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant (R), quoted by the Clarion Ledger, saying he'll oppose President Obama's gun control initiatives.

6. "Assault weapons is a misused term used by suburban soccer moms who do not understand what is being discussed here."

? Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder (R), quoted by the Missouri News Horizon, on efforts to ban assault weapons.

7. "He's partly right on that."

? Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.), an OB-GYN, quoted by the Marietta Daily Journal, on Todd Akn's "legitimate rape" comments.

8. "We may have to shed blood every couple hundred years to preserve our freedoms."

? Former Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), quoted by Chicago's DNAinfo, adding that conservatives are losing the "war" with Democrats for U.S. voters.

9. "I refuse to play the game of 'assault weapon.' That's any weapon. It's a hammer. It's the machetes in Rwanda that killed 800,000 people, an article that came out this week, the massive number that are killed with hammers."

? Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-Texas), on the Dennis Miller Show, arguing that banning assault weapons won't work.

10. "A holstered gun is not a deadly weapon... But anything can be used as a deadly weapon. A credit card can be used to cut somebody's throat."

? New Hampshire state Rep. Dan Dumaine (R), quoted by the Concord Monitor, opposing a move to ban guns for the chamber floor.

http://theweek.com/article/index/239...said-this-year

DTK 02-06-2013 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19468304)

8. "We may have to shed blood every couple hundred years to preserve our freedoms."

? Former Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), quoted by Chicago's DNAinfo, adding that conservatives are losing the "war" with Democrats for U.S. voters.

They would be doing a hell of a lot better without their woman/latino/black hating agenda. That angry older white male demographic ya'll pander to ain't getting any younger:2 cents:

2012
Women: 55%/44% Obama
Latinos: 71%/27% Obama
Blacks: 95%/5% Obama

Gee, i wonder why they're actually, finally coming to the table on comprehensive immigration reform :1orglaugh

buzzard 02-06-2013 09:52 PM

The 10 Most Moronic things a Savant that buys into the left/right paradigm has posted on a forum:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19468304)
1. "I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people."

? Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.), quoted by Kotaku.

2. "We will look forward to interrogating him at his hearing next week, mercilessly. We will bring him back for only time waterboarding to get the truth out of him."

? Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), quoted by Politico, joking that he'll get the truth out of Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) when he faces confirmation hearings to be the next secretary of state.

3. "They are used to defend our property and our families and our faith and our freedom, and they are absolutely essential to living the way God intended for us to live."

? California Rep. Tim Donnelly (R), talking about guns on The Bottom Line.

4. "These are people who are going to have to answer to a much higher power than me about why they have appealed and appealed and appealed."

? Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R), quoted by the Columbus Dispatch, saying critics of his JobsOhio program will have to answer to God.

5. "When it's for self protection, you need as much firepower as needed to protect your family."

? Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant (R), quoted by the Clarion Ledger, saying he'll oppose President Obama's gun control initiatives.

6. "Assault weapons is a misused term used by suburban soccer moms who do not understand what is being discussed here."

? Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder (R), quoted by the Missouri News Horizon, on efforts to ban assault weapons.

7. "He's partly right on that."

? Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.), an OB-GYN, quoted by the Marietta Daily Journal, on Todd Akn's "legitimate rape" comments.

8. "We may have to shed blood every couple hundred years to preserve our freedoms."

? Former Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), quoted by Chicago's DNAinfo, adding that conservatives are losing the "war" with Democrats for U.S. voters.

9. "I refuse to play the game of 'assault weapon.' That's any weapon. It's a hammer. It's the machetes in Rwanda that killed 800,000 people, an article that came out this week, the massive number that are killed with hammers."

? Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-Texas), on the Dennis Miller Show, arguing that banning assault weapons won't work.

10. "A holstered gun is not a deadly weapon... But anything can be used as a deadly weapon. A credit card can be used to cut somebody's throat."

? New Hampshire state Rep. Dan Dumaine (R), quoted by the Concord Monitor, opposing a move to ban guns for the chamber floor.

http://theweek.com/article/index/239...said-this-year

(A savant is supposed to be good at Something)

SmutHammer 02-06-2013 09:53 PM

This shit really gets old, But since you are bringing it all up again.

A friend of mine has worked for the same company 20 years. Today he was notified that the company is closing down and moving out of country. This major factory is what keeps the small city it is located in above water. Others that work for the city will also be losing their jobs due to the loss in taxes.

Great Job Democrats :thumbsup

GrantMercury 02-06-2013 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTK (Post 19468347)
They would be doing a hell of a lot better without their woman/latino/black hating agenda. That angry older white male demographic ya'll pander to ain't getting any younger:2 cents:

2012
Women: 55%/44% Obama
Latinos: 71%/27% Obama
Blacks: 95%/5% Obama

Gee, i wonder why they're actually, finally coming to the table on comprehensive immigration reform :1orglaugh

Yep. That's why they're fucked. For decades they've played the bigot card - with great success. The well has run dry. Whites are no longer the majority in America, an entire generation has grown up not hating gay people, and women have fucking had it with the Repiggies trying to control their ovaries.

They have nobody except the small number of millionaires / billionaires, some trailer park white folks, and the religiously insane snake-handling set.

Democrats should be poised to pound what's left of the GOP into a paste. But they aren't. Dems could fuck up a wet dream. It's a bit discouraging.

GrantMercury 02-06-2013 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468362)
A friend of mine has worked for the same company 20 years. Today he was notified that the company is closing down and moving out of country. This major factory is what keeps the small city it is located in above water. Others that work for the city will also be losing their jobs due to the loss in taxes.

Great Job Democrats :thumbsup

So... exactly how do you figure that's all the fault of the Dems?

Quote:

GOP senators block top Obama jobs initiative

Washington (CNN) -- Senate Republicans on Thursday blocked the No.1 item on the president's congressional "to-do-list," refusing to allow a vote on a bill that would give tax breaks for companies that "insource" jobs to the U.S. from overseas while eliminating tax deductions for companies that move jobs abroad.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/19/politi...e-bill-blocked
http://www.fishink.us/wp-content/upl...-jobs-act2.jpg

GrantMercury 02-06-2013 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 19468359)
The 10 Most Moronic things a Savant that buys into the left/right paradigm has posted on a forum:



(A savant is supposed to be good at Something)

You're so smart.

I'm sure you've got it all figured out.

2MuchMark 02-06-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468362)
This shit really gets old, But since you are bringing it all up again.

A friend of mine has worked for the same company 20 years. Today he was notified that the company is closing down and moving out of country. This major factory is what keeps the small city it is located in above water. Others that work for the city will also be losing their jobs due to the loss in taxes.

Great Job Democrats :thumbsup

This isn't the Dem's fault, it's the republicans. There are Tax Incentives, thanks to Bush, to move jobs out of the country. There are endless loopholes in the system that make it cheaper to have your company outside of the US.

Don't forget that doing this is one of the things that made Mitt Romney so rich. If he were elected, this problem would be much worse.

Obama is already working on closing these loopholes and has launched something to help:

http://articles.marketwatch.com/2012...siness-leaders

It is too bad that it is probably too late for your friend.

L-Pink 02-06-2013 10:25 PM

I knew you couldn't go more than 2 days without an anti-gun or republicans are scum post. You really do beat off to this mind numbing shit don't you?

.

buzzard 02-06-2013 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19468383)
You're so smart.

I'm sure you've got it all figured out.

Savants don't know a hoax when they see it. They buy into it, hook line and sinker.... Now that's smart :thumbsup

DTK 02-06-2013 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19468382)
So... exactly how do you figure that's all the fault of the Dems?

Because Ed (among many others around here) believes that everything bad is all Obama's fault. Everything was peachy perfect before Jan 22, 2009. In one recent thread, some guy claimed that the financial crisis didn't start until the last 2 months of the Bush II administration. Just one of dozens of silly claims i've seen.

Right wing propaganda machine FTW

News flash wingnuts: Obama's just another bent right-center corporate shill.

SmutHammer 02-06-2013 10:39 PM

It's called taxing the rich, Could you imagine if GE left the USA all together, How many jobs would that cost America?

Anyway I'll leave you to your hate thread. Have a good time :)

SmutHammer 02-06-2013 10:41 PM

[QUOTE=DTK;19468396]
Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19468382)
So... exactly how do you figure that's all the fault of the Dems?

Because Ed (among many others around here) believes that everything bad is all Obama's fault. Everything was peachy perfect before Jan 22, 2009. In one recent thread, some guy claimed that the financial crisis didn't start until the last 2 months of the Bush II administration. Just one of dozens of silly claims i've seen.

Right wing propaganda machine FTW

News flash wingnuts: Obama's just another bent right-center corporate shill.

Things were much better back then. And they are still only getting worse.

DTK 02-06-2013 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468401)
It's called taxing the rich, Could you imagine if GE left the USA all together, How many jobs would that cost America?

Exactly how head-up-ass does one have to be to think that GE is going to ditch the USA?

Where else on earth are they going to get away with paying an effective tax rate of 11%?

DTK 02-06-2013 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468403)

Things were much better back then. And they are still only getting worse.

Things were much better "back then" in 2008? What fucking planet do you live on? Planet No Facts Allowed?

Robbie 02-07-2013 12:32 AM

The election is over. Can we please discuss...the adult industry? Anybody got anything going on that we can make MONEY together?

GrantMercury 02-07-2013 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19468389)
I knew you couldn't go more than 2 days without an anti-gun or republicans are scum post. You really do beat off to this mind numbing shit don't you?

.

No, but I find it amusing that you can't refrain from commenting on it. It's some form of OCD I think. :1orglaugh

GrantMercury 02-07-2013 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 19468392)
Savants don't know a hoax when they see it. They buy into it, hook line and sinker.... Now that's smart :thumbsup

What about this post is a "hoax"?

GrantMercury 02-07-2013 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468401)
It's called taxing the rich, Could you imagine if GE left the USA all together, How many jobs would that cost America?

Anyway I'll leave you to your hate thread. Have a good time :)

I'll leave you to continue sucking the cocks of the rich, so maybe they won't punish you. :love2suck

Rochard 02-07-2013 09:27 PM

A few years back - I think it was about the XXX domains - the Congressional Committee on Technology had a hearing on CSPAN. I watched it. I don't recall if it was a Democrat or a Republican, but he made the remark saying "I'm not sure if I have email or not. I do not remember".

Here was a member of Congress - who sat on the technology committee - and he had no idea if he had email or not.

GrantMercury 02-07-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19470185)
A few years back - I think it was about the XXX domains - the Congressional Committee on Technology had a hearing on CSPAN. I watched it. I don't recall if it was a Democrat or a Republican, but he made the remark saying "I'm not sure if I have email or not. I do not remember".

Here was a member of Congress - who sat on the technology committee - and he had no idea if he had email or not.

That's funny, but it's not unprecedented. Remember this doofus Ted Stevens? He was in charge of regulating the internet.

Quote:

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It?s not a truck.

It?s a series of tubes.

And if you don?t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. -- Ted Stevens
http://ohinternet.com/Ted_Stevens

And this fucking tool, who was on The House Science Committee
Quote:

?All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell,? Broun said at the Liberty Baptist Church Sportsman?s Banquet recently. ?And it?s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.?
And there are plenty of others:
http://www.salon.com/2012/10/08/leas...e_comm ittee/

http://zerobs.net/media/book-of-republican-science.jpg

SuckOnThis 02-08-2013 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19468403)

Things were much better back then. And they are still only getting worse.

Wow, just wow.

Robbie 02-08-2013 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19470286)
Wow, just wow.

Are you making more money now than you were in say...2005? Are members of your family in other businesses making more money?

Are there more people employed now than then?

Wasn't there a lot more companies in business then than now (remember circuit city for instance)

I don't think there's any question that ANY time in the last 30 years was better than the last 4 years economically.

The only real question to me is: Why aren't the Senators and House Members who actually passed the legislation in the late 1990's that deregulated banks and mortgages that led to the housing collapse that is the REAL reason we had an economic meltdown not being held accountable?

Instead it's just a bunch of smoke and mirrors (by the same lifetime politicians) talking about taxing the rich. Taxes had nothing to do with the economy collapsing. It was 100% the housing market collapsing which then brought the banks down which then destroyed the economy which then led to massive unemployment which then drove up our debt because of a smaller tax base.

Everything else is just deception on the part of the Federal Govt. to cover their own ass.

DTK 02-08-2013 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19468469)
The election is over. Can we please discuss...the adult industry? Anybody got anything going on that we can make MONEY together?

So political life and discussion ends after an election? It doesn't end in the real world.

DTK 02-08-2013 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19470286)
Wow, just wow.

I know, right? The ignorance is amazing.


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