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EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:04 PM

Frozen Pizza Scam
 
Purchased a bag of frozen pizza, between the regular size ones I got this one, so instead of 4 full slices I had like 3

Everyone shaves I guess not just in the adult biz

http://www.thefreepornshop.com/pizzascam.jpg

Theo 02-20-2003 02:07 PM

hahaha this looks like an ARS pizza!

PenetratinP 02-20-2003 02:07 PM

a bag? so there are loose slices inside the bag?

i've never seen frozen pizza packaged like that.

magnatique 02-20-2003 02:10 PM

LOL :helpme

Theo 02-20-2003 02:11 PM

wow,you reached 1000posts!

chupacabra 02-20-2003 02:11 PM

hehe, pizza shaving is becoming a bigger and bigger problem in this industry... NO MORE FREE PIZZA..!~

KRL 02-20-2003 02:14 PM

Escort what brand is that? I'd go rip out the grocer's throat who sold you that slimey wannabee pizza.

magnatique 02-20-2003 02:14 PM

and I wanted to say something useful for my 1000th...

oh well, I'll save it for the 10000th then :321GFY

Penrod 02-20-2003 02:14 PM

Why are you worried about that pizza? You should be worried about that fine china falling and busting that $20k Lex.

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Escort what brand is that? I'd go rip out the grocer's throat who sold you that slimey wannabee pizza.
Ok go figure its called Greens KOSHER Pizza it comes in a bag not in a box (guess the bag is cheaper) first time I tried this brand

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penrod
Why are you worried about that pizza? You should be worried about that fine china falling and busting that $20k Lex.
I paid 17 :thumbsup

[Labret] 02-20-2003 02:26 PM

Kosher pizza?

My next tattoo... I swear.

http://www.koshertoday.com/images/history/kofks.jpg

Larger and I dont know where to put it.

Interlude 02-20-2003 02:27 PM

You're in NYC and you're buying frozen pizza?! :BangBang:

twistyneck 02-20-2003 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


Ok go figure its called Greens KOSHER Pizza it comes in a bag not in a box (guess the bag is cheaper) first time I tried this brand

And you're surprised you got stiffed?

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
You're in NYC and you're buying frozen pizza?! :BangBang:
Well I like it well done and was in the mood of it, usally I dont

Penrod 02-20-2003 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


I paid 17 :thumbsup

You got a good deal.:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 02-20-2003 02:39 PM

a bag of pizza?

hhahah

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Kosher pizza?

My next tattoo... I swear.

http://www.koshertoday.com/images/history/kofks.jpg

Larger and I dont know where to put it.

why that lol rabbis will molest you

SpaceAce 02-20-2003 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Purchased a bag of frozen pizza
LOL, that's really all you needed to post.

SpaceAce

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce


LOL, that's really all you needed to post.

SpaceAce

why is there something I dont know???

FATPad 02-20-2003 02:46 PM

They sell pizzas by the bag now? LOL

MetaMan 02-20-2003 02:48 PM

that like one time i bought some candy and some of the lil packages were just filled with air heh

SpaceAce 02-20-2003 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


why is there something I dont know???

No, nothing specific but just say it out loud once: "A bag of pizza." As soon as I read "Purchased a bag of frozen pizza", I knew the next line was not going to be "... and it was the most awesome thing I ever tasted and a great deal to boot!" A bag of pizza just doesn't sound right.

SpaceAce

Mutt 02-20-2003 02:50 PM

damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.

SCJason 02-20-2003 02:50 PM

Wonder if that store sells "Jack in the Bags" as well..........lol

SCJason 02-20-2003 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.
That is a sorry ass piece of pizza...................LMAO

FATPad 02-20-2003 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
damn that's the saddest slice of pizza i've ever seen.
It came in a bag. Are you surprised? lol

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 02:54 PM

this is the bag it came in

http://www.thefreepornshop.com/pizzascam2.jpg

[Labret] 02-20-2003 03:03 PM

ahaha that just screams quality

KRL 02-20-2003 03:11 PM

Who's hungry? Yum!

NEW YORK PIZZA

sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions,
tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella

http://www.castaldi.com/Pizza-NY-2.jpg


SCAMPI PIZZA

pesto sauce, fontina cheese, grilled shrimp and fresh mozzarella

http://www.castaldi.com/Pizza-Scampi-2.jpg


FRUTTA DI MARE

shrimp, scallops, clams and mussels with fettuccine
in marinara sauce

http://www.castaldi.com/FruttaDM-red-2.jpg


LINGUINE ALLE VONGOLE

whole clams on linguine pasta with white sauce

http://www.castaldi.com/LinguineVongole-wht-2.jpg

CANNOLI

crispy Italian-style pastry shell stuffed with a sweet ricotta
cheese filling mixture and sprinkled with powdered sugar

http://www.castaldi.com/Cannoli-2.jpg

Babaganoosh 02-20-2003 03:14 PM

Fucking with a mans pizza...what's next? Is nothing sacred anymore?

MattO 02-20-2003 03:15 PM

You're in New York City and you're buying pizza in bags?
Wow.

Butrflied 02-20-2003 03:20 PM

That's it! Pizza for dinner now .. :) But you can bet I'm not buying any pizza that comes in a bag!:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 02-20-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
this is the bag it came in

http://www.thefreepornshop.com/pizzascam2.jpg

Did you read the label? Fresh Frozen Pizza. There is no such thing as a fresh pizza which is frozen. Shrinkage occurs and it must taste awful. You live in New York, you should have some of the greatest pizza's sold anywhere and you went for a pizza in a bag?

WG

CDSmith 02-20-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Did you read the label? Fresh Frozen Pizza. There is no such thing as a fresh pizza which is frozen. Shrinkage occurs and it must taste awful.
That's right. When eating anything that was frozen you gotta allow for shrinkage.


It's the law.

kaylacam 02-20-2003 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Who's hungry? Yum!

SCAMPI PIZZA

pesto sauce, fontina cheese, grilled shrimp and fresh mozzarella

http://www.castaldi.com/Pizza-Scampi-2.jpg



YUM!

chupacabra 02-20-2003 05:03 PM

Quote:

SCAMPI PIZZA
oh god, just looking at that is making my stomach churn, shrimp and pizza do not seem a friendly combination for my tastes..

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 05:12 PM

I just picked myself up a nice dinner by the Outback Steakhouse in Brooklyn this will make me forget about the small fucked up slice

KrazieSweets 02-20-2003 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Purchased a bag of frozen pizza, between the regular size ones I got this one, so instead of 4 full slices I had like 3

Everyone shaves I guess not just in the adult biz

http://www.thefreepornshop.com/pizzascam.jpg

YUCK :BangBang:

xxxdesign-net 02-20-2003 05:34 PM

Since when you get good frozen food...???

It always look delicious on the box... but crappy inside of it.... and taste crappy also.... :feels-hot

psyko514 02-20-2003 06:05 PM

http://www.castaldi.com/Pizza-Scampi-2.jpg

mmm... looks like a plate of herpes!

FATPad 02-20-2003 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I just picked myself up a nice dinner by the Outback Steakhouse in Brooklyn this will make me forget about the small fucked up slice
You went to Outback?

Don't they sell Steak In A Jar at your grocery store? ;)

EscortBiz 02-20-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
You went to Outback?

Don't they sell Steak In A Jar at your grocery store? ;)

well if it was steak in a bag maybe

:1orglaugh

CDSmith 02-20-2003 07:25 PM

Shrimp on pizza is awesome. Seafood rules.


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