I need some Evil Plans for my stay In Phoenix (and Vegas) for the Desert Forum
 

Gday GFY'ers

I am staying in Phoenix for a few days B4 and after the Desert Forum in April

Seeing as I am coming all teh way from Australia, I like to find out what Evilness I can get up to whilst I'm there

I am also planning on going to Vegas which I know quite well from many an expedition, but maybe some locals can add their wisdom to this post, and help me to get the most out of my trip

So tell me now - whats the best fun in Pheonix and Vegas you can think of?

Thanks in advance
Daniel

PS- KimmyKim, shaving my head doesnt count as fun :1orglaugh

Travel south to Tucson and down to Mexico for a few drinks and great food.

Hell you could write a book just on things to do in Vegas... wait I think someone may have already.

Does KK think shaving men's heads is fun?

God, that sounds so baaaad.......

First time I met KK I was as bald as a badger

But at the last InterNext I grew my hair back, and she threatened to shave my head if I ever came back into that great big wonderful country

And I am due to return in April for the Desert Forum, and I am sure she will be there :helpme

Speak for yourself pal, its going to be delightful to me. We gotta get you back to being evil...

muhahahahahaha

Evil is as Evil does Kimmy - (A twisted Gumperism)

How Evil do you want me to be?

EvilDan

Tons of things to do in AZ


Shopping at the Galleries in Scottsdale
Hot air balloon rides (i had never done this but it seemed like it would be a good fit here)
Trout fishing or hiking in Sedona
Bars/clubs in Phoenix/Scottsdale
There is a shooting range in Scottsdale that HLE is looking forward to
There are some excellent restaurants in the area
It?s an outstanding drive to Vegas from Phx, very scenic, you cross the Hoover Dam?just did that drive a few weeks ago, btw
Excellent people and a relaxed atmosphere
Visit the Grand Canyon

Corvett

Evil Corvett means Evil

This is not a "Flanders" weekend getaway

Its me remember ;-)

Evil Dawgy might come up with something...

sorry, i forgot...

we have plenty of strip clubs here and i am sure that we can find you an escort or 2

As long as you remove that fuzz from your head I will be happy to show you the Evil side of AZ buddy... muauahahaha.. I remember a particular place we hit up last time you were here that you and Hank didn't seem to mind so much.
:Graucho


Looking forward to seeing you Daniel... hit me up on icq and we will plan it out...

Hey Corvett,

Shopping?
Hot air balloons?

you forgot...

-Ballroom Dancing
-Needlepoint
-Cowboy Poetry Readings

Evil Dan, I'm sure we can figure out a place! Yeah, I also remember a place that you and Hank didn't mind...:thumbsup

See ya soon

:1orglaugh

I have seen some very mean looking butterflies zooming around Langes flower garden

Sean - Why is it that when I grow 14 hairs back on my head, Phoenixites want to shave my head clean :winkwink:

I am sure you me and a whole host of nasty fuckers are going to get crazy - I am bringing a fat wad with me, and I want to shake some change with ya ;-)

Lange - Were on as long as Ned Flanders wakes the fuck up (lol)

Corvett - Your one weird guy, but I am sure we will have a blast

Dawgy: be prepared (or was I supposed to say "Be afraid") Either way, I plan on getting serioulsy fucked up in the wonderful United States, so I will be glad to have a drink or 19 with you

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Summary
Every fucking time I go to a convention, its a fucking sausage fest. Blokes every fucking where you look, and the occassional babe/model who flashes her tits or takes it in the bank with a fucking machine, whilst we all stand around with one hand on our cocks, and the other on our cameras

This time I wanna do soemthing new - fresh - exciting - inspirational - crazy - fun

So c,mon guys, we are visiting your home town. If you flew half way around the fucking world, I would make sure you would have a monster blast at my end

So keep the suggestions coming please

Evil Dan

Dude, I dunno any dope dealers, I already told you that.

But there's always a chance I'll be able to make an espresso martini by the pool by then ;)

Evil will be as evil does... bring loads of dollar bills and some tens as well!