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kyro 01-20-2013 04:24 PM

I dont understand american football
 
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

mechanicvirus 01-20-2013 04:26 PM

I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

L-Pink 01-20-2013 04:30 PM

Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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Mr Pheer 01-20-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19435024)
Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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you left out the BBQ!!

Supz 01-20-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

Let me guess. Soccor (football) is not a slow game?

L-Pink 01-20-2013 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19435048)
you left out the BBQ!!

It's raining today so my grossly overweight girlfriend is making a meatloaf and french fries.

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Some Guy 01-20-2013 05:16 PM

I'll never understand the allure of football. I honestly think most guys watch it just because other guys do and want to fit in. I've never been able to suffer through a game. It's painfully boring. I only watch the Superbowl with friends as an excuse to get drunk. I don't even know what's going on during the game. Maybe I just fail at being a man.

Deej 01-20-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 19435083)
I'll never understand the allure of football. I honestly think most guys watch it just because other guys do and want to fit in. I've never been able to suffer through a game. It's painfully boring. I only watch the Superbowl with friends as an excuse to get drunk. I don't even know what's going on during the game. Maybe I just fail at being a man.

^^ what he said.

L-Pink 01-20-2013 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 19435083)
Maybe I just fail at being a man.

Not at all. Most guys that don't follow football just never played it seriously as a kid. I never played basketball or golfed and of course now have no interest in them at all. Same with soccer and hockey, it's hard to show an interest in something you never did.

Rooting for a home team is the exception I've seen.

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AdultPornMasta 01-20-2013 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

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Killswitch 01-20-2013 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 19435014)
I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

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bns666 01-20-2013 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19435024)
Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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:thumbsup

kyro 01-20-2013 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19435048)
you left out the BBQ!!

rednecks riding dirt bikes too. :1orglaugh

kyro 01-20-2013 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19435074)
You don't get it because you are trying to think of it as a sport; instead think of it as an excuse for people with repressed homosexual desires to stare at large black men in capri pants.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hence why donny is watching :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-20-2013 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

a guy kicking a ball in tube socks is better. :1orglaugh :helpme not even a show of strength! a girl can play it.

AdultPornMasta 01-20-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19435024)
Watching football and drinking Kentucky whiskey while cleaning guns is what living is all about.

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Been there, done that!

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bloggerz 01-20-2013 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

They do a little better than minimum wage :2 cents:

Mr Pheer 01-20-2013 06:13 PM

Maybe this will help you understand it better.


AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-20-2013 06:13 PM

All you need to know about American football is that the 49ers rule!!! :thumbsup

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Gds5OIjLru...eerleaders.jpg

:stoned

ADG

kyro 01-20-2013 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19435146)
a guy kicking a ball in tube socks is better. :1orglaugh :helpme not even a show of strength! a girl can play it.

this could get my attention a little.

http://data.travelchinaguide.com/com...1215932212.jpg

kyro 01-20-2013 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19435186)
Maybe this will help you understand it better.


chicken sandwich? wtf does that mean ?

Mr Pheer 01-20-2013 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435205)
chicken sandwich? wtf does that mean ?

probably tastes better than a double-sided scooby snack

brassmonkey 01-20-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435203)
this could get my attention a little.

http://data.travelchinaguide.com/com...1215932212.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%2...ssional_Soccer

no pro eggball females :winkwink:

mechanicvirus 01-20-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 19435014)
I don't understand why I keep posting in worthless threads.

^^^^^ best reply in this thread

Gator 01-20-2013 08:24 PM

haha, you guys are funny. A lot of people do take this shit too seriously. Like their life depends on the game.

epitome 01-20-2013 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator (Post 19435302)
haha, you guys are funny. A lot of people do take this shit too seriously. Like their life depends on the game.

I always like how guys say "we" as if they've done something more than buy some beer and change the channel on their TV.

Lichen 01-20-2013 11:15 PM

kyro gots no brains yo

Black All Through 01-21-2013 03:32 AM

American Football wouldn't be that bad if they didn't violate you with 2 hours of shitty TV commercials, a game that should last in reality an hour goes on in some cases for 3 and a half, pathetic.

seeandsee 01-21-2013 03:46 AM

fuckiong PATRIOTS lost last night, how the fuck, jez Bradddddddddyyyyyyyyyy

MPGdevil 01-21-2013 06:13 AM

Gay sport.

http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/...9230231-p2.jpg

ottopottomouse 01-21-2013 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19435305)
I always like how guys say "we" as if they've done something more than buy some beer and change the channel on their TV.

"we" won, "they" lost - wanting to be part of it evaporates without good results.

pornguy 01-21-2013 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
why everyone makes such a big deal about a bunch of retarded moron criminals running around in tights with a ball ?? you people idolize these thugs and idiots who couldn't get a job making minimum wage. its a slow game and the concept and rules are retarded. :2 cents:

Yeah.

Much better to watch a game that takes FOREVER to do anything with a bunch of pansy guys rolling on the ground screaming that they are hurt every 6 min holding their leg or arm to spring up and run like the wind for 6 more min before they do it again. Soooo exciting.

Honestly I dont really watch much sports either but will from time to time watch the Super Bowl or the World Series ( that only involved US teams for some reason ) as well as the Wold Cup as well. Its fun from time to time with friends.

Rochard 01-21-2013 09:52 AM

I don't understand what "pass interference" is. Isn't that exactly what the defense is supposed to be doing?

just a punk 01-21-2013 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435005)
I dont understand american football

I don't understand it too. As well as baseball BTW :2 cents:

Scott McD 01-21-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black All Through (Post 19435649)
American Football wouldn't be that bad if they didn't violate you with 2 hours of shitty TV commercials, a game that should last in reality an hour goes on in some cases for 3 and a half, pathetic.

It is ridiculous to be honest.

I watched the 49ers game yesterday. But there's no way i could have watched the Ravens game right after it...


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