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brassmonkey 01-17-2013 02:17 PM

Florida man killed after dog steps on gas pedal
 
mans best friend?? :helpme :Oh crap L-Pink you ok dogg??



We’ve all seen tragic headlines about a man being killed by his best friend. But this sad story out of the Sunshine State is truly bizarre: James Campbell died after his dog jumped into his van and landed on the vehicle’s accelerator.

The Associated Press reports that Campbell, 68, has just returned home with Iris Fortner, 56, who had backed up to the driveway of their Florida Panhandle home. Campbell got out and stepped behind the vehicle to open the gate, and Fortner opened the driver’s side door to see where he was. That's when her boxer bulldog reportedly jumped in, landing on the vehicle’s accelerator.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Fortner tried to stop the van, but Campbell was already trapped underneath it. He was pronounced dead at the scene by officials.

In separate but related news, a New Zealand rescue dog trainer who has been teaching dogs to “drive” cars captivated millions of viewers last month. In that case, the dogs were strapped into modified car sets and were trained to step on the accelerator and brake pedals when issued specific commands.

full article...

tony286 01-17-2013 02:20 PM

The car was in gear? Maybe the gf was in the market for a new bf. Dogs cant talk lol

brassmonkey 01-17-2013 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 19430476)
The car was in gear? Maybe the gf was in the market for a new bf. Dogs cant talk lol

maybe the dogs was the other man :1orglaugh wonder if she smells like peanut butter :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Choopa_Pardo 01-17-2013 02:28 PM

who gets out of a car while it's still in gear?

I cant understand how this happened

Killswitch 01-17-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 19430476)
The car was in gear? Maybe the gf was in the market for a new bf. Dogs cant talk lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 19430494)
who gets out of a car while it's still in gear?

I cant understand how this happened

Never opened the drivers door to get a better look behind you as you're backing up? Can't back up if it's not in gear.

seeandsee 01-17-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19430488)
maybe the dogs was the other man :1orglaugh wonder if she smells like peanut butter :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fucking "dog":pimp

bronco67 01-17-2013 03:08 PM

is the dog ok?

brassmonkey 01-17-2013 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19430545)
is the dog ok?

i think he's on his way to china

CurrentlySober 01-17-2013 03:21 PM

i cunt a4d a gas pedal... :(

AdultPornMasta 01-17-2013 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19430471)
mans best friend?? :helpme :Oh crap L-Pink you ok dogg??



We?ve all seen tragic headlines about a man being killed by his best friend. But this sad story out of the Sunshine State is truly bizarre: James Campbell died after his dog jumped into his van and landed on the vehicle?s accelerator.

The Associated Press reports that Campbell, 68, has just returned home with Iris Fortner, 56, who had backed up to the driveway of their Florida Panhandle home. Campbell got out and stepped behind the vehicle to open the gate, and Fortner opened the driver?s side door to see where he was. That's when her boxer bulldog reportedly jumped in, landing on the vehicle?s accelerator.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Fortner tried to stop the van, but Campbell was already trapped underneath it. He was pronounced dead at the scene by officials.

In separate but related news, a New Zealand rescue dog trainer who has been teaching dogs to ?drive? cars captivated millions of viewers last month. In that case, the dogs were strapped into modified car sets and were trained to step on the accelerator and brake pedals when issued specific commands.

full article...

Obviously an "Assault Dog", so..............................

BAN DOGS!

:winkwink:

Dvae 01-17-2013 03:58 PM

What, a tragic death that didn't involve a firearm?
The story must be wrong.

ottopottomouse 01-17-2013 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19430521)
Never opened the drivers door to get a better look behind you as you're backing up? Can't back up if it's not in gear.

he had got out and was stood behind it. something isn't right with the story.

StinkyPink 01-17-2013 04:02 PM

Wow, really sounds like she is blaming the dog on this one... was probably an oopsie, but she is afraid of getting charges.

StinkyPink 01-17-2013 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19430623)
he had got out and was stood behind it. something isn't right with the story.

Read the article again... SHE was driving... HE got out to open the gate. SHE opened her door to see where HE was... the DOG mashed on the gas.

ME believes she opened the door to make sure he was inline as SHE smashed the gas... oopsie!

Jman 01-17-2013 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta (Post 19430606)
Obviously an "Assault Dog", so..............................

BAN DOGS!

:winkwink:

LOL :thumbsup

scottybuzz 01-17-2013 04:46 PM

happened in england a while ago. a farmer left his tractor and the dog hopped down on to the pedal... nasty way to go!

lucas131 01-17-2013 04:49 PM

fucking dog shit

tfs 01-17-2013 06:02 PM

Stupid bitch backs over husband with her car. Blames dog. Sounds about right.

Funny how womencan't use mirrors in vehicles to back up when they spend most of the day staring into the bloody things...

anexsia 01-17-2013 06:23 PM

Florida...lol

brassmonkey 01-17-2013 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfs (Post 19430773)
Stupid bitch backs over husband with her car. Blames dog. Sounds about right.

Funny how womencan't use mirrors in vehicles to back up when they spend most of the day staring into the bloody things...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19430697)
fucking dog shit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19430793)
Florida...lol

:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19430692)
happened in england a while ago. a farmer left his tractor and the dog hopped down on to the pedal... nasty way to go!

:Oh crap :Oh crap


anyone hear from L-Pink?? :(

L-Pink 01-17-2013 07:32 PM

My god the alimony I could have saved if I would have blamed more than just farts on my dog.

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ErectMedia 01-17-2013 07:39 PM

note to self...

buy a dog and then you can run over anyone you don't like :warning

Spunky 01-17-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19430845)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



:1orglaugh




:Oh crap :Oh crap


anyone hear from L-Pink?? :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-17-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19430857)
My god the alimony I could have saved if I would have blamed more than just farts on my dog.

.

thought she ran your ass over dogg not one shot fired :helpme :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-17-2013 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 19430858)
note to self...

buy a dog and then you can run over anyone you don't like :warning

you better cut off your stuff and grow some boobs :2 cents: :1orglaugh

StinkyPink 01-17-2013 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19430885)
you better cut off your stuff and grow some boobs :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Exactly!

L-Pink 01-17-2013 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19430882)
thought she ran your ass over dogg not one shot fired :helpme :1orglaugh

Honestly, don't these two sentences sound the same ?? But one's more believable.

My dog ate my homework.
My dog ran over my husband.

Don't you have to put pressure on the brake pedal to move an automatic transmission out of drive? And if he got out with the van in gear wouldn't the van have crept forward from engine RPM?

.

StinkyPink 01-17-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19430896)
Honestly, don't these two sentences sound the same ?? But one's more believable.

My dog ate my homework.
My dog ran over my husband.

Don't you have to put pressure on the brake pedal to move an automatic transmission out of drive? And if he got out with the van in gear wouldn't the van have crept forward from engine RPM?

.

Again... SHE WAS THE DRIVER!

L-Pink 01-17-2013 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 19430898)
Again... SHE WAS THE DRIVER!

Oh ???? never-mind


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StinkyPink 01-17-2013 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19430901)
Oh ???? never-mind


.

No wrries, if you read the replies, most of them thought the same as you... as did I. Then upon a second reading, I sort of "got it".

John-ACWM 01-18-2013 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19430545)
is the dog ok?

:1orglaugh


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