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AllAboutCams 01-12-2013 07:46 AM

finally caught a fucking fish
 
At last it took five years and thousands of $$$ spent
http://cuntcumming.com/wp-content/up...5-1024x613.jpg

Dirty F 01-12-2013 07:47 AM

Where the fuck do you fish? In your bathtub?

G-Unit01 01-12-2013 07:51 AM

Well done, what type of fish is that? My guess is Shad/Elf?

ilnjscb 01-12-2013 07:53 AM

as barefootsies would say: FUCK YEAH!!

AllAboutCams 01-12-2013 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Unit01 (Post 19421585)
Well done, what type of fish is that? My guess is Shad/Elf?

Tailor i think they are common here

G-Unit01 01-12-2013 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19421593)
Tailor i think they are common here

Excellent, for dinner tonight?

ZeroHero 01-12-2013 08:03 AM

nice fish there , how much is the weight?

SuckOnThis 01-12-2013 08:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/gv0yY.png

onwebcam 01-12-2013 08:05 AM

You should have paid more attention to theking threads.

AllAboutCams 01-12-2013 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Unit01 (Post 19421598)
Excellent, for dinner tonight?

Gutted and scaled and on the BBQ tomorrow

JamesM 01-12-2013 09:10 AM

congrats to the fish eaters :P

newB 01-12-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Unit01 (Post 19421585)
Well done, what type of fish is that? My guess is Shad/Elf?

Looks like a bluefish to me.

Hard to judge the size, but blues can get quite big. If it is a blue, and over 18 inches in length, you will probably want to remove the 'redline,' also known as the 'bloodline' when you are preparing it, otherwise it will have an exceptionally pronounced 'fishy' taste.

In the ocean, I have only caught blues in the 1-2 foot range, but in the Chesapeake the ones I've caught averaged around 4 feet in length.

aztecboi2003 01-12-2013 09:19 AM

Felt good didn't it. There's nothing like the rush you feel from fighting the fish and finally landing him. Only thing better than that feeling is sex to me.

G-Unit01 01-12-2013 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 19421657)
Looks like a bluefish to me.

Good eye, that's another name for them - very popular fish and great tasting :thumbsup

marlboroack 01-12-2013 09:26 AM

Eat it raw

newB 01-12-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19421593)
Tailor i think they are common here

OK, same fish. We call them bluefish here on the east coast of the US. I did not know they were so widespread, with so many different common names.

In the Chesapeake, the popular way of fishing for them is trolling with "eels" - foot long pieces of brightly colored surgical tubing with leaders running through them, a small weight at the head and a hook at the tail.

SKUP 01-12-2013 09:43 AM

how much did you pay?

John-ACWM 01-12-2013 10:27 AM

:) Congrats! Must feel incredible after all those years.

Chosen 01-12-2013 10:27 AM

Well, congrats :)

AnimeFevers 01-12-2013 10:28 AM

Do you use bacon as bait?

:)

xNetworx 01-12-2013 10:28 AM

Want a cookie or a hug? :)

mikesouth 01-12-2013 11:58 AM

Thats not a fish I fish with bait bigger than that LOL

heres what it catches

http://www.mikesouth.com/misc/cobia4.jpg

Thats a Cobia 82 lbs.

if yer ever in FL Panhandle hit me up I will put ya on fish you will never forget

ArielRebel 01-12-2013 12:05 PM

ahahaha man that was LONG!
I think you were not fishing at the right places :P

So now, what are you gonna do with it? :)

Spunky 01-12-2013 12:11 PM

Grocery store is more convenient

blazin 01-12-2013 12:28 PM

That's not a fish..... this is a fish

http://megafishingthailand.com/wp-co...g_thailand.jpg

BIGTYMER 01-12-2013 12:30 PM

Nice fish. Gratz!

Scott McD 01-12-2013 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19421580)
Where the fuck do you fish? In your bathtub?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

newB 01-12-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19421923)
Thats not a fish I fish with bait bigger than that LOL

heres what it catches

http://www.mikesouth.com/misc/cobia4.jpg

Thats a Cobia 82 lbs.

if yer ever in FL Panhandle hit me up I will put ya on fish you will never forget

If that invite applies to all, I may take you up on the offer.

Caught a couple of Cobia - all the same way, noticed them lurking under the boat and dropped a bait fish right over the side. Not too keen on eating them though - there were what seemed like pockets of gristle in the meat.

Personally, I love bailing dolphin (AKA dorado or mahi mahi). Great to eat, fun to catch, and you can easily catch your limit when you get into a school of them.

mikesouth 01-12-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 19421993)
If that invite applies to all, I may take you up on the offer.

Caught a couple of Cobia - all the same way, noticed them lurking under the boat and dropped a bait fish right over the side. Not too keen on eating them though - there were what seemed like pockets of gristle in the meat.

Personally, I love bailing dolphin (AKA dorado or mahi mahi). Great to eat, fun to catch, and you can easily catch your limit when you get into a school of them.

Oh ya Im serious and Cobia is one of the best tasting fish in the ocean IMO it should have been solid white and medium texture...no blood line clearly if you got anything resembling gristle it wasnt properly fileted. Its also excellent raw tasting like a bit milder yellowtail.

Caught him at night on a freeline with a hardtail about the size of the fish the thread starter posted.

We catch dolfin all the time by the dozens (the chicken ones) somtimes we get a big bull or sow. We also catch limits of Red and mangrove snapper regularly and our share of King and Spanish Mackeral and Grouper and Amberjack...among others....

mikesouth 01-12-2013 01:00 PM

Also for the record we head out around 4-430AM and come in well after dark. We do not allow alcohol on the boat, the Captain is THE defacto ruler, if you get sea sick...tough it out we dont turn around, we fish seriously and when you go 100 miles offshore and the temps hit 114 degrees or more safety is the absolute primary goal and alcohol is counter to that objective. We have fun and we catch fish and a cold beer when we get back on land is awesome. All expenses (gas, bait, ice etc are evenly divided with the group picking up the boat owners share.) Typically 3 days off shore split 4 or five ways will come to 200-300 bucks per person total for all 3 days.

mikesouth 01-12-2013 01:02 PM

Oh and last but not least...Bananas are not allowed on board in any way shape or form, not even anything with the word "banana" printed on it.

newB 01-12-2013 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19422006)
Also for the record we head out around 4-430AM and come in well after dark. We do not allow alcohol on the boat, the Captain is THE defacto ruler, if you get sea sick...tough it out we dont turn around, we fish seriously and when you go 100 miles offshore and the temps hit 114 degrees or more safety is the absolute primary goal and alcohol is counter to that objective. We have fun and we catch fish and a cold beer when we get back on land is awesome. All expenses (gas, bait, ice etc are evenly divided with the group picking up the boat owners share.) Typically 3 days off shore split 4 or five ways will come to 200-300 bucks per person total for all 3 days.

Sounds like a bargain with fuel cost being what it is. How big of a boat are you talking? I've got a 23 footer, but more than 3 people and it starts getting a little crowded. I usually sell the surplus fish to the fish markets to cover costs - it pisses off the local fishermen there selling their own catch, though, when I show up with a cooler slam full of dolphin.

Here in NC, we only need to go 30 miles out to be in dolphin and tuna territory.

BTW, why the Banana clause?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-12-2013 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19421578)

At last it took five years and thousands of $$$ spent
http://cuntcumming.com/wp-content/up...5-1024x613.jpg

Dude, let me know next time - if I knew you were so hard up for a fucking fish, I would have given you a GFY Early-Bird Fishhook Special... :winkwink:

http://fieldandstream.blogs.com/flyt...fishporn_2.jpg

:pimp

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Va2k 01-12-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 19421693)
OK, same fish. We call them bluefish here on the east coast of the US. I did not know they were so widespread, with so many different common names.

In the Chesapeake, the popular way of fishing for them is trolling with "eels" - foot long pieces of brightly colored surgical tubing with leaders running through them, a small weight at the head and a hook at the tail.

Sounds like you live close to me? I live in Hampton Va about 5 min's from Norfolk Va how far are you from there? :thumbsup

Va2k 01-12-2013 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19422006)
Also for the record we head out around 4-430AM and come in well after dark. We do not allow alcohol on the boat, the Captain is THE defacto ruler, if you get sea sick...tough it out we dont turn around, we fish seriously and when you go 100 miles offshore and the temps hit 114 degrees or more safety is the absolute primary goal and alcohol is counter to that objective. We have fun and we catch fish and a cold beer when we get back on land is awesome. All expenses (gas, bait, ice etc are evenly divided with the group picking up the boat owners share.) Typically 3 days off shore split 4 or five ways will come to 200-300 bucks per person total for all 3 days.

Awesome rules don't know how anyone can go out to fish and drink all day and get drunk? That would take the fun out of fishing screw that! When I go fish Thats all I want to do be it we catch something or just sit there for a few hours chatting and watching the poles.. *Shrugs*

newB 01-12-2013 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 19422185)
Sounds like you live close to me? I live in Hampton Va about 5 min's from Norfolk Va how far are you from there? :thumbsup

Live in central NC now, but used to live up in northern Va.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 19422192)
just sit there for a few hours chatting and watching the poles.. *Shrugs*

Heck yeah, let's get TeenCat in on this. :1orglaugh

Sorry, couldn't resist. No offense meant.

OY 01-12-2013 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19422006)
Also for the record we head out around 4-430AM and come in well after dark. We do not allow alcohol on the boat, the Captain is THE defacto ruler, if you get sea sick...tough it out we dont turn around, we fish seriously and when you go 100 miles offshore and the temps hit 114 degrees or more safety is the absolute primary goal and alcohol is counter to that objective. We have fun and we catch fish and a cold beer when we get back on land is awesome. All expenses (gas, bait, ice etc are evenly divided with the group picking up the boat owners share.) Typically 3 days off shore split 4 or five ways will come to 200-300 bucks per person total for all 3 days.

You just got on my "good guy" list! And did I mention that I LOVE fishing? Which time of the year is the best?

Personally I just started getting Seabass here in Norway, which was not a part of our fauna until mid 90s. It is a really fun fish to catch. Other than that it is salt-water trout, salmon and halibut is always fun - especially when you get the 150 pound ones. In the local lakes I typically aim for the trout - hard, but fun to catch.

SEXTANT 01-12-2013 05:22 PM

open a stinky fish store now

Dirty F 01-12-2013 05:30 PM

I once was with a girl who a shell tattooed on her inner thigh. When i put my ear next to it i could hear and smell the ocean!

mineistaken 01-12-2013 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazin (Post 19421974)
That's not a fish..... this is a fish

http://megafishingthailand.com/wp-co...g_thailand.jpg

this is THE fish :1orglaugh

Dirty F 01-12-2013 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19422311)
this is THE fish :1orglaugh

What about this one?


ZeroHero 01-12-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19422309)
I once was with a girl who a shell tattooed on her inner thigh. When i put my ear next to it i could hear and smell the ocean!

:1orglaugh

ZeroHero 01-12-2013 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19422064)
Dude, let me know next time - if I knew you were so hard up for a fucking fish, I would have given you a GFY Early-Bird Fishhook Special... :winkwink:

http://fieldandstream.blogs.com/flyt...fishporn_2.jpg

:pimp

ADG

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NaughtyRob 01-12-2013 09:23 PM

As long as you are having fun thats all that matters.

mikesouth 01-13-2013 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 19422061)
Sounds like a bargain with fuel cost being what it is. How big of a boat are you talking? I've got a 23 footer, but more than 3 people and it starts getting a little crowded. I usually sell the surplus fish to the fish markets to cover costs - it pisses off the local fishermen there selling their own catch, though, when I show up with a cooler slam full of dolphin.

Here in NC, we only need to go 30 miles out to be in dolphin and tuna territory.

BTW, why the Banana clause?

Depending on whose boat we go out in its 24-26 feet Its a center console and we mostly bottom fish or freeline we usually fish 5 people some times 6 on the 26 footer.

In FL its not legal to sell the fish commercially without a commercial license we normally split it all up and bring it home for friends or to keep for ourselves....we usuall cut loose King Mackeral, Sharks and other fish we dont much care to eat....I mean why keep a 30 lb king when you have hundreds of pounds of snapper and grouper....and personally I wont eat any fish cooked that i wouldnt eat raw.

We catch dolfin anywhere from about 5 miles out...dependinmg on water temp and clarity when we make a 100 mile trip its to the edge of the continental shelf or to an area called DeSoto Canyon, thats for BIG Tuna, Amberjack, bull Dolfin Wahoo and Billfish.

As for the Banana thing...Its a very very old fishing legend...google it but Bananas are bad luck on a fishing vessel and I am not superstitious but it certainly has had merit enough times that we now believe. truth is when yer even 30 miles offshore why tempt fate ;)

mikesouth 01-13-2013 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OY (Post 19422293)
You just got on my "good guy" list! And did I mention that I LOVE fishing? Which time of the year is the best?

Personally I just started getting Seabass here in Norway, which was not a part of our fauna until mid 90s. It is a really fun fish to catch. Other than that it is salt-water trout, salmon and halibut is always fun - especially when you get the 150 pound ones. In the local lakes I typically aim for the trout - hard, but fun to catch.

Here theres always something good to catch depending on the time of year yellowfin tuna is winter grouper is year round as are snapper but there are open and closed seasons which change from year to year as do catch limits.

blonda80 01-13-2013 05:03 AM

congrats on ur first fish :)
I hate fishing!!!

CurrentlySober 01-13-2013 05:16 AM

looks like a normal fish to me... Surely a 'Fucking' fish would have a bigger hole at one end?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-13-2013 12:43 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sto...9ae_435123.jpg

:stoned

ADG

SpaceDoc 01-13-2013 12:48 PM

love fishing with my friends , nice catch there , cant wait to come spring to go on my mounting lake!!


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