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edgeprod 12-26-2012 12:28 PM

FREE -- Now dispensing really shitty advice!
 
Come one, come all. Let Uncle Edgeprod solve your life's problems. Now dispensing really shitty advice in this thread, on the topics of affiliate marketing, traffic generation, new years resolutions, food, wine, and much more! Ask away! :thumbsup

shake 12-26-2012 12:30 PM

I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by shake (Post 19390745)
I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?

This is an excellent idea. I would suggest you immediately secure a free host, who will serve your pages without cost, in exchange for showing banners on your site. You might also consider leasing a domain name from a sponsor, rather than purchasing your own.

Don't forget to set up PayPal billing and Google AdSense on any pages with scat, piss, or beastiality.

Make sure you update us on how it goes!

Killswitch 12-26-2012 12:37 PM

I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.

BIGTYMER 12-26-2012 12:39 PM

Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?

TheSquealer 12-26-2012 12:39 PM

Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?

Choopa Phil 12-26-2012 12:39 PM

I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?

TheSquealer 12-26-2012 12:40 PM

Followup question..

Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?

seeandsee 12-26-2012 12:41 PM

finally, real stuff how to make millions

edgeprod 12-26-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19390754)
I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.

Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.


Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19390757)
Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?

Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.


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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19390758)
Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?

I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19390759)
I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?

The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.


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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19390760)
Followup question..

Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?

Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

Will this be a chapter in your eBook?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19390761)
finally, real stuff how to make millions

Making millions in quite simple, on the surface. The average male's testicles produce "millions" of sperm cells, quite often.

SilentKnight 12-26-2012 12:48 PM

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2012 12:54 PM

philistinism

edgeprod 12-26-2012 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19390781)
philistinism

Much of the "bottom 90%" of GFY, sadly. :Oh crap

JFK 12-26-2012 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19390770)
Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.




Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.




I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.




The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.




Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

Will this be a chapter in your eBook?

Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??:thumbsup:thumbsup

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19390790)
Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??:thumbsup:thumbsup

There's a definite market for his .. er ... not-quite-in-touch-with-the-facts perspective.

CaptainHowdy 12-26-2012 01:07 PM

Favourite wine??

Choopa Phil 12-26-2012 01:08 PM

Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19390795)
Favourite wine??

I usually choose my wine based on the graphics on the box. I'm partial to boxes with easy-pour spigots, as well. Usually, I go for any wine that can be purchased by the gallon at a discount.

SilentKnight 12-26-2012 01:10 PM

We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

Does iBill sound catchy?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19390797)
Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies

This is an excellent first step. Now, ensure that all of your sparring partners are no larger than 170 lbs, giving you a ridiculous sense of superiority that will spell disaster in the heavyweight division. You're halfway there; hit the buffet as a reward!

I suggest as an immediate goal to promptly find all of the weight you lost in 2012.

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19390800)
We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

Does iBill sound catchy?

Verified Mallick-Bill Porte.

Kaliphornia 12-26-2012 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19390743)
Come one, come all. Let Uncle Edgeprod solve your life's problems. Now dispensing really shitty advice in this thread, on the topics of affiliate marketing, traffic generation, new years resolutions, food, wine, and much more! Ask away! :thumbsup

Why does my life totally suck?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaliphornia (Post 19390807)
Why does my life totally suck?

This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?

CyberHustler 12-26-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19390809)
This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?

:2 cents:

I recommend pcp soaked meth

BIGTYMER 12-26-2012 01:31 PM

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19390825)
Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

Sure. Where the fuck is your God now?

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-03...0688272269.png

lezinterracial 12-26-2012 02:46 PM

While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?

edgeprod 12-26-2012 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 19390924)
While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?

I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.

sandman! 12-26-2012 03:16 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Tofu 12-26-2012 03:35 PM

Often asked by VenusBlogger:

How the hell do you convert cams? :upsidedow

lezinterracial 12-26-2012 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19390971)
I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.


That will work!

edgeprod 12-26-2012 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 19391001)
How the hell do you convert cams? :upsidedow

Clearly, the most effective method of learning to convert cams is to accuse everyone who tries to help you of being a scammer, scumbag, or other term of endearment. This will make them want to go out of their way to help you.

24/7 Blogging Crew 12-26-2012 08:21 PM

How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?

Nookster 12-26-2012 10:02 PM

Fucking love it!!! Keep them coming! :1orglaugh

johnnyloadproductions 12-26-2012 10:08 PM

I can tell that internally you are a bit condescending of the average person, but if you ever feel up to it I do feel that you could move up just beyond open mike night. :2 cents:

I've done sketches in front of 200+ people before, freakin' famous I am! :upsidedow

...but I'm guessing it's not worth the effort.

Farang 12-27-2012 03:35 AM

Share some good productivity tips, thanks.

edgeprod 12-27-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew (Post 19391304)
How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?

Affix razorblades to her fat rolls, so that as she crushes you, she will also open small wounds. This blood can then trickle down to your crotch, providing further lubrication.

Protip: your broken ribs may enable you to self-fellate in the future.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 19391627)
Share some good productivity tips, thanks.

To eliminate distractions, you should unplug your computer and monitor. This will increase your productivity ten-fold.


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