Damn! It's 12-21-2012 And I'm Still Here....Lying Mayan Motherfuckers!
 

I sold my house, my clothes, my left nut and all my baseball cards thinking today was "The Day"....

Great, NOW what do i do with the rest of my life? Decades with no direction or hope, oh the horror and the tedium.....

So what are YOU going to do now with all this extra TIME we suddenly have? :winkwink:

(I wonder how the Preppers are feeling today....put those cans of tuna and shotgun shells away for awhile people!)

I'm going to spend the next week shipping all the stuff I bought from choker back.

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How cool. Another doomsday thread. Because lets be honest. 10 on the mainpage isn't nearly enough.

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there are 2 hours left

No there isn't. It's bullshit. It's a non existing event. So you can stop counting down and posting in all the threads about it.

I want my nudles

I like turtles

powerpuff girls ftw!

Yo, check out when this thread POSTED.
This was the very FIRST "Doomsday thread" motherfucker!
All these other threads are wanna-be losers.

Just sayin'.....:)

I knew the apocalypse wouldn't be happening today because I am not that lucky.

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Great, so Choker can sell it all to ME the next time the world "ends".
What a racket. :mad:

The Mayan's never said the world would end today...

some creepy people just misinterpreted it that way..

It's comparable to someone finding my Girls of Playboy calendar a thousand years from now and seeing that it "mysteriously" ended on a certain date, then coming to the conclusion that the world would end on that day.. lol

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The same thing I do after every fake apocalypse...

Try to take over THE WORLD !

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Maybe they never meant the world was going to end. They just stopped the calendar cuz no good shit was ever going to happen after today.

Same idiots who sacrificed all their people for those real gods too. I hear that if you sail from enough west, you will fall off the edge of the earth.

You're late. All the "hip kidz" are following the AZTECS. Cannibalism is the "in" thing. Forget dates, get your knife and fork out, dinner's served.:thumbsup:thumbsup

Dammit! I'm always the last to know....:(
Shit, I was going to get into pygmies next.....:D

Wait, someone actually bought your left nut?

For how much?

The pre-12/21/2012 price: $4.050.25
The post 12/21/2012 price: $0.32

I AM taking bids.....:D

yes but we are all bots... there is no one else :(