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ReggieDurango 12-13-2012 01:20 PM

1000th post - and a tribute to Mr. Markham!
 
The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

MaDalton 12-13-2012 01:24 PM

Paul is back already...

Penny24Seven 12-13-2012 01:28 PM

when is he unbanned? Paul seems to be one of those hate em or love em kinda guys. If he toned the ego down some I bet he would enjoy GFY a lot more. I'd like to see the bastard back, I enjoy his threads. I might be laughing at some but hey this is my get away

pornmasta 12-13-2012 01:32 PM

MaRkHaM !!!!

ReggieDurango 12-13-2012 04:06 PM

Eagerly awaiting Damian to come in here and make fun of the videos' # of views:upsidedow

Rochard 12-13-2012 04:28 PM

I don't get Paul at all.

Paul shot average run of the mill content. I have yet to see anything Paul shot that impressed me. I am not a photographer, and I can shoot better content than him. Paul coming on GFY telling us what is wrong with the business is like me walking into a photo shoot and telling the photographer how take photos. When Paul has run a handful of wildly successful programs for a decade and understands how it all works, then he can tell us how to do our business.

shake 12-13-2012 04:32 PM

Congrats on your 1k

ReggieDurango 12-13-2012 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake (Post 19368545)
Congrats on your 1k

Thanks. Only took 5 years!

mineistaken 12-13-2012 09:22 PM

free Mr. Markham

lucas131 12-13-2012 09:22 PM

i feel like you almost

evie 12-14-2012 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19368538)
I don't get Paul at all.

Paul shot average run of the mill content. I have yet to see anything Paul shot that impressed me. I am not a photographer, and I can shoot better content than him. Paul coming on GFY telling us what is wrong with the business is like me walking into a photo shoot and telling the photographer how take photos. When Paul has run a handful of wildly successful programs for a decade and understands how it all works, then he can tell us how to do our business.

And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

epitome 12-14-2012 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evie (Post 19369117)
And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

How well he did is debatable. In his wreck of a forum I broke down how he could have been making only $70-100K a year when most people were making way more than that. He didn't dispute it. Considering that man disputes everything it does make you wonder.

On another board the other day he slipped up and admitted he is still working and not comfortably retired as he'd like everybody to believe.

evie 12-14-2012 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19369144)
How well he did is debatable. In his wreck of a forum I broke down how he could have been making only $70-100K a year when most people were making way more than that. He didn't dispute it. Considering that man disputes everything it does make you wonder.

On another board the other day he slipped up and admitted he is still working and not comfortably retired as he'd like everybody to believe.

Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

DamianJ 12-14-2012 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evie (Post 19369176)
Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

Hi Paul!

"One username allowed. Fake usernames will be immediately banned. If it is determined that a user has circumvented the banned user terms laid out below and re-registered with a second username to access the board. The user will have the original banned username deleted!"

Shap 12-14-2012 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19368221)
The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

epitome 12-14-2012 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evie (Post 19369176)
Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

Please stop talking in third person Paul. You have a server... that is so cheap that you have to throttle bandwidth. What does that cost... $90/mo?

epitome 12-14-2012 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 19369192)
Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

He should trail you for a few days so people can see what a truly successful person looks like.

JFK 12-14-2012 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19368226)
Paul is back already...

dont see him posting , is he under a fake nick ?

DamianJ 12-14-2012 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19369279)
dont see him posting , is he under a fake nick ?

Yeah

https://gfy.com/search.php?searchid=4426578

So according to the very clear rules, he will be permabanned and have the original nick deleted.

:thumbsup

Chosen 12-14-2012 06:08 AM

Congrats :thumbsup

grumpy 12-14-2012 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19369178)
Hi Paul!

"One username allowed. Fake usernames will be immediately banned. If it is determined that a user has circumvented the banned user terms laid out below and re-registered with a second username to access the board. The user will have the original banned username deleted!"


Just let it go, here we go again.

DamianJ 12-14-2012 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19369367)
Just let it go, here we go again.

What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

ReggieDurango 12-14-2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap (Post 19369192)
Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

Took a few days to shoot it, longer to edit.
Alas, I can't remember the girl's name! She was very nice though and attractive and genuinely seemed to like Paul a lot!

SGS 12-14-2012 01:53 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...e4u6o1_500.gif

ReggieDurango 12-14-2012 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19369379)
What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

Un-FUCKING-believable!

Everything you just wrote applies way more to the way YOU treated Paul before he was banned, than it does to the way Grumpy treats you.
You constantly had a go at Paul, you constantly followed him around from thread to thread - why didn't you just put him on ignore????? As you suggest Grumpy puts you on ignore?

AdultPornMasta 12-14-2012 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19369282)
Yeah

https://gfy.com/search.php?searchid=4426578

So according to the very clear rules, he will be permabanned and have the original nick deleted.

:thumbsup

"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

Thus spake the results of clicking your link.

:321GFY

Rochard 12-14-2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evie (Post 19369117)
And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

Who says he did well at all?

My step father ran his own business for twenty years. He made good money doing it. He worked hard and was well rewarded. But no one ever claimed he was the best or was even good, and I'm pretty damn confident he never walked into his client's office to tell them what he did wrong.

Here's some examples of Paul's content....

http://images.porninspector.com/p/pa...6898406/01.jpg

http://images.porninspector.com/p/pa...4301989/04.jpg

I wouldn't even call this "remotely adequate".

This comes from a review site trying to upsell his site? Come on... And yet Paul wants to tell us how to run a program and how to run the industry? That's like someone working at a local tire shop telling Ford how to make better cars.

ReggieDurango 12-14-2012 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta (Post 19370776)
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

Thus spake the results of clicking your link.

:321GFY

I think it was Paul's wife, but Damian somehow succeeded in getting her banned as well. Damian is on a crusade to ban all things Markham! Why? Probably because he has nothing better to do.

epitome 12-14-2012 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19370917)
I think it was Paul's wife, but Damian somehow succeeded in getting her banned as well. Damian is on a crusade to ban all things Markham! Why? Probably because he has nothing better to do.

Yes because the same writing style and make the same points.

redspace 12-14-2012 09:39 PM

second video @ 7:30 had me fucking rolling, i had to replay it a couple times to make sure i herd it right.

Going thru that shit must have been horrible, hope the cure is released one day.

ReggieDurango 12-15-2012 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redspace (Post 19371089)
Going thru that shit must have been horrible, hope the cure is released one day.

Quoted for truth. Cancer is one horrible disease. A bit ironic that Paul survived Cancer but didn't survive Damian on GFY. Hopefully it just temporary and he'll be allowed back here in January. Still, I fear Damian will continue his psychotic stalking and bullying of Paul. Damian is like a cancer.

grumpy 12-15-2012 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19369379)
What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

You are giving yourself to much credit,

ErectMedia 12-15-2012 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19368221)
The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

good stuff :thumbsup

Double trouble 12-15-2012 03:56 AM

Well .... Congrats

DamianJ 12-15-2012 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19370917)
I think it was Paul's wife

Do you really?

Writing in exactly the same style as Paul?

No, it was Paul, and he is banned from that account now too.

3 strikes I make that.

DamianJ 12-15-2012 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19371281)
A bit ironic that Paul survived Cancer but didn't survive Damian on GFY.

What do you think ironic means?

God damn, one song from a Canadian and the whole of America seems to now not understand what irony is.

ReggieDurango 12-15-2012 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19371425)
What do you think ironic means?

God damn, one song from a Canadian and the whole of America seems to now not understand what irony is.

Irony:
"an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."

It's not expected to survive throat cancer, it is expected to survive gfy. The opposite of both happened to Paul.

AdultPornMasta 12-15-2012 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19368221)
The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

Bump for Paul!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

DamianJ 12-15-2012 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19371450)
Irony:
"an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."

It's not expected to survive throat cancer, it is expected to survive gfy. The opposite of both happened to Paul.

No, not quite, here's some examples to try and help you understand

Example: A man who is a traffic cop gets his license suspended for unpaid parking tickets.

Example: An ambulance driver goes to a nightime bike accident scene and runs over the accident victim because the victim has crawled to the center of the road with their bike.

"It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, launder became a dirty word."
(William Zinsser)

"I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it."
(Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons)

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

HTH

ReggieDurango 12-15-2012 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19371547)
No, not quite, here's some examples to try and help you understand

Example: A man who is a traffic cop gets his license suspended for unpaid parking tickets.

Example: An ambulance driver goes to a nightime bike accident scene and runs over the accident victim because the victim has crawled to the center of the road with their bike.

"It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, launder became a dirty word."
(William Zinsser)

"I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it."
(Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons)

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

HTH

It's ironic that you have not been committed

fatfoo 12-15-2012 02:17 PM

Congratulations on 1,000 posts.

nikki99 12-15-2012 05:03 PM

Free Paul Markham :smilie_we

Lace 12-15-2012 05:15 PM

You really expect any of us to watch nearly a half hour of Paul rambling on video? :1orglaugh

ReggieDurango 12-15-2012 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 19372325)
You really expect any of us to watch nearly a half hour of Paul rambling on video? :1orglaugh

Not everyone, but plenty have watched it and many actually end up liking Paul more after doing so.

ReggieDurango 01-02-2013 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 19372309)
Free Paul Markham :smilie_we

Yo it's January and Paul's still banned!?! Theo, can we get an official word on how long Paul's ban is for? Is it permanent?
Permanent would seem unfair seeing as Paul was on gfy for five or six years before Damian even joined. Paul had no problems ever breaking the rules before Damian stalked the fuck out of him.

AdultPornMasta 01-02-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19405352)
Yo it's January and Paul's still banned!?! Theo, can we get an official word on how long Paul's ban is for? Is it permanent?
Permanent would seem unfair seeing as Paul was on gfy for five or six years before Damian even joined. Paul had no problems ever breaking the rules before Damian stalked the fuck out of him.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup

ReggieDurango 01-06-2013 04:38 PM

Bump for Paul!
Theo, Eric, please make a statement!

epitome 01-06-2013 04:44 PM

This place has certainly been more enjoyable without Paul's rants in every thread.

At least now he is contained to the UK adult forum ... if you want to see him abusing people just head over there.

pornmasta 01-06-2013 05:21 PM


wehateporn 01-06-2013 05:25 PM

I was expecting to see him in Celebrity Big Brother


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