TeenGodfather!
 

Yo! Can I borrow your car? I need to go down to the store and pick up some bread and milk. I promise I won't crash it.

Ahhh.. crap.
:1orglaugh

Actually, I really need to go to the bank today, and they close in less than an hour. Come on, man... I promise I won't fuck up your car.

Uhh.. No. Bitch. Now, clean up the bathroom.

Damnit. You made me have to take the bus. You will hear about this later, man...