Why do I post when I am drunk....
 

This board should have a breathalyzer - I don't think I offended anyone, but if I did I apologise.

I often think I must have offended everyone when I'm furiously posting after I've had 4 drinks back to back... and then when I go back and read everything the next morning, it still sounds like something I'd say when I haven't been drinking.

Yeah - Its never as bad as you think - I normally just start posting random crap that only I can understand anyway - People would be offended if they knew what it meant....

I virtually ONLY post here while drunk - Thats why my 'personality' is so diff here, to the other boards I post on...

Now what REALLY freaks me out is when I've eaten a strong weed cookie and I'm so high I don't even know what PLANET I'm on... and when I'm talking to someone, I can't even form the most basic sentences. When I've said something funny, I can't even remember what I just said... but apparently it still makes sense.

What I fear is that I'm saying absolutely atrocious things that will come back and really bite me in the ass... that I'm destroying relationships with loved ones, etc. Then a few hours later I'm SUPER paranoid that I must have completely unraveled my life... and I have to interrogate people to find out what I might have said... and begin apologizing for my indiscretions.

jesus i couldnt of written that better myself. need to go back to rehab

I stay well away from the weed - I get so paranoid its scary.

Booze has always been my drug of choice.

I'm exactly the same.