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MasterBlow 12-03-2012 01:58 AM

Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris engaged again: Playboy honcho set to wed 26yr old ex on New Year's Eve
 
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...ner-2-1202.jpg

Well, Hugh Hefner appears to be giving love a second chance..

BIGTYMER 12-03-2012 02:08 AM

Unreal after what she did to him... :/

babymaker 12-03-2012 02:08 AM

Why does he even want that nasty bitch, he should have married Holly :)

georgeyw 12-03-2012 02:15 AM

love?

yup that's what it is, love of the folding stuff...

Fabien 12-03-2012 02:24 AM

Man is this guy having fun or what hehehehehehehehe
The most beautiful women in the world, fame and money and to top it all, viagra exists now !

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-03-2012 02:51 AM

http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/ima...rystal-was.jpg



Is HH finally getting senile, because he appears to have lost control of all of his faculties if he actually marries this runaway gold-digging bimbo. :disgust

Sad to see the original Playboy at 85, getting pussy-whipped this way in his twilight years, and by a girl young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter. :(

About the only way Hef could save face now would be to dump her at the alter. :2 cents:

:playboy

ADG

JFK 12-03-2012 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19344161)
love?

yup that's what it is, love of the folding stuff...

YUP:2 cents:

Caldo 12-03-2012 03:24 AM

Love is weird sometimes :thumbsup

adult-help 12-03-2012 04:17 AM

i have zero respect for such gold diggers.

SGS 12-03-2012 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19344161)
love?

yup that's what it is, love of the folding stuff...

Yes, at least he can't make the sheets dirty now too. :2 cents:

AllAboutCams 12-03-2012 04:50 AM

Who fucking cares he loaded and get pussy

tical 12-03-2012 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19344190)

About the only way Hef could save face now would be to dump her at the alter. :2 cents:

that would be so damn awesome... crossing my fingers

wehateporn 12-03-2012 05:55 AM

There's a thin line between the Hugh Hefners and Paul Markhams of this world. :2 cents:


JamesM 12-03-2012 05:57 AM

looks like new contract to me.,

J. Falcon 12-03-2012 06:01 AM

A beautiful couple

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-03-2012 06:10 AM

Looks like Crystal broke curfew again...

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/02/26/0...-tmz2-ex-1.jpg

Hef doesn't think he's being played by the girl that said the following words:

Quote:

Crystal Harris, who dumped Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner just days before their June 18 wedding, says Hefner was a sexual dud, not a stud.

Harris, 25, reveals she only had intercourse with Hefner, 85, once and never saw him naked.

"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris said July 26, 2011 on Howard Stern's radio show.

"Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."
:smilie_we

ADG

Emma 12-03-2012 09:54 AM

http://mayhemandmuse.com/wp-content/...ture-humor.jpg

Just watch. The marriage will not happen.

sperbonzo 12-03-2012 09:58 AM

Either way, the man has managed to engineer himself one HELL of a good life. Who cares who he does, or does not marry....





/.

Rochard 12-03-2012 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19344190)
http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/ima...rystal-was.jpg



Is HH finally getting senile, because he appears to have lost control of all of his faculties if he actually marries this runaway gold-digging bimbo. :disgust

Sad to see the original Playboy at 85, getting pussy-whipped this way in his twilight years, and by a girl young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter. :(

About the only way Hef could save face now would be to dump her at the alter. :2 cents:

:playboy

ADG

You know what... If she blows him once a week it's well worth it for him.

Spunky 12-03-2012 10:34 AM

Ole Hugh doesn't care anymore as long as they are happy I guess

JFK 12-03-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19345167)
You know what... If she blows him once a week it's well worth it for him.

IF, she blows ME, once a week, I will certainly give her a glowing recommendation:pimp

V_RocKs 12-03-2012 12:19 PM

Why....?

djroof 12-03-2012 01:35 PM

true love... :)

SomeCreep 12-03-2012 01:39 PM

Hef look good for his age.

dommyb 12-03-2012 01:45 PM

I don't understand why he just doesn't continue to fuck these young broads. Why get married!

ColBigBalls 12-03-2012 01:48 PM

With a 24 hour opt out clause.

lucas131 12-03-2012 07:00 PM

so what? he will be not here forever and he decided to choose the pussy that fits him best ... where is the prob? :)

tony286 12-03-2012 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19344813)
Either way, the man has managed to engineer himself one HELL of a good life. Who cares who he does, or does not marry....





/.

Any relationship is basically a contract employee.Its sad actually,it must be lonely.

punker barbie 12-03-2012 08:26 PM

No way? I was invited to the Playboy Mansion for New Years!!! Woo Hoo

Fat Panda 12-03-2012 09:48 PM

how do I get invited to the Playboy mansion for New Years?

pornmasta 12-03-2012 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19344387)
There's a thin line between the Hugh Hefners and Paul Markhams of this world. :2 cents:


you mean cancer ?

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btw, what the idea of this ?
Make people talk of you ?

slapass 12-03-2012 10:30 PM

I have to say I. Am not sure why any of us get married.

SGS 12-04-2012 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19350220)
how do I get invited to the Playboy mansion for New Years?

Blonde wig, push-up bra and wheelchair pushers gloves?

John-ACWM 12-04-2012 08:35 AM

Whatever the man wants, he is too old anyway.

2MuchMark 12-04-2012 12:47 PM

I don't understand this either. Why get married? In my opinion this is just going to create a total nightmare after Hef passes on. He should remain single and just write a will. This way he can party with babes all he wants, and leave his estate to whoever he wants to afterwards without fear of non-deserving people getting their hands on his money.

SGS 12-04-2012 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19351175)
I don't understand this either. Why get married? In my opinion this is just going to create a total nightmare after Hef passes on. He should remain single and just write a will. This way he can party with babes all he wants, and leave his estate to whoever he wants to afterwards without fear of non-deserving people getting their hands on his money.

When you get to the age when you cum (and fart) dust the desperate need to be loved and not alone suddenly kicks in. :2 cents:

Phoenix 12-04-2012 12:57 PM

i hope he got to bang her....go hef!!

flashfire 12-04-2012 01:07 PM

its all about publicity obviously

fatfoo 12-04-2012 04:32 PM

Hugh Hefner is successful, again. Congratulations to him.

Rochard 12-04-2012 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19351175)
I don't understand this either. Why get married? In my opinion this is just going to create a total nightmare after Hef passes on. He should remain single and just write a will. This way he can party with babes all he wants, and leave his estate to whoever he wants to afterwards without fear of non-deserving people getting their hands on his money.

He better have an iron clad will....

facialfreak 12-05-2012 04:19 AM

Hahahaha ... Crystal's cousin is one of my best friends.

Best Wishes to the both of them!


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