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Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 09:52 PM

bad surfing incident today
 
was a good reminder to respect Mama Ocean.... or she'll fuck you.


can barely fucking walk tonight... :(

psyko514 02-17-2003 09:58 PM

serves you right, you bastard.

Unleash_Hell 02-17-2003 09:59 PM

sucked over the falls?

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unleash_Hell
sucked over the falls?
much worse than that...

Carrie 02-17-2003 10:04 PM

At least your fingers still work, and your legs seem to still be working (but painfully) from what you said.

*wiggles finger at you*
Amp you know better than anyone on this board to respect the power of the wave! What's gotten into you?

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 10:11 PM

believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

Unleash_Hell 02-17-2003 10:15 PM

ahhhh.....caught inside
that does suck.
some breaks are bad for that shit if you can't get out past the shoulder.

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unleash_Hell
ahhhh.....caught inside
that does suck.
some breaks are bad for that shit if you can't get out past the shoulder.

no doubt.... there is nothing worse than being stuck there, unable to even try to swim out of it.... I just had to eat it for like ten minutes.

AaronM 02-17-2003 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.


And you wanted me to come over there and surf with you?

Are you fucking INSANE?

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM



And you wanted me to come over there and surf with you?

Are you fucking INSANE?

maybe a little.... :glugglug

Dawgy 02-17-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
was a good reminder to respect Mama Ocean.... or she'll fuck you.


can barely fucking walk tonight... :(

did you at least get a reach around? :)

glad ur ok buddy

AaronM 02-17-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


maybe a little.... :glugglug


Fair enough...Now go get the GFY logo tattooed on your ass and post a pic of it.

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM



Fair enough...Now go get the GFY logo tattooed on your ass and post a pic of it.

lol

SleazyDream 02-17-2003 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

thank God yo didn't hurt your fingers. that would be tragic

BrutalMaster 02-17-2003 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
was a good reminder to respect Mama Ocean.... or she'll fuck you.


can barely fucking walk tonight... :(

Fuck you! We're getting three feet of snow here tonight!

LOL...hope you feel better, man.

Brutal

NastyJack 02-17-2003 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

QualityMpegs 02-17-2003 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

That is why I don't surf on Big, Cold Days in Florida. Legs cramp like a mother fucker and all you can do is float to shore and lay on the beach to massage them back to normal, but they still hurt for days...even in goddamn full suits

Spunky 02-17-2003 10:58 PM

Ouch...Yup You cant fool with mother nature

Gman.357 02-17-2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

Amp, it could have been much worse as you probably know.

Didn't the same thing happen to Mark Foo?
:(

DrGuile 02-17-2003 11:04 PM

stretch first next time...

Kris 02-17-2003 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
...pummel ...
i love this word!!!!

stocktrader23 02-17-2003 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
was a good reminder to respect Mama Ocean.... or she'll fuck you.


can barely fucking walk tonight... :(

The wife and I just watched Blue Crush yesterday. You seen it Amp? If so how close is that to really surfing? Looks like a blast to me.

Gary 02-17-2003 11:06 PM

get on icq

Keev 02-17-2003 11:20 PM

been there before man, same thing cramps and stuck in the riptide... i must have been dragged a 1/4 mile out before i was able to swim parrell with the shore to get out of the riptide

XxXotic 02-17-2003 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
believe me.... I got the ultimate respect for the wave... always have...

what happened was, I caught a ride, and out of nowhere, BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves... but because of that, I only got half the ride and ended up floating there, clutching my fucking legs.... right in the fucking impact zone.


then the next set came in and proceeded to fucking pummel me into hamburger without mercy. I couldn't swim, I couldn't get on the board, and I couldn't get out of it.... wave after wave just kept coming down on me. Legs still locked in complete agony. finally they came running down to drag me out of the fucking shit... couldn't walk... couldn't even stand up for like 20 minutes....

had to call it a day after that. My legs will be fucked for probly two days.

least ya didn't catch a reef rub, those fuckers hurt

FlyingIguana 02-17-2003 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM



And you wanted me to come over there and surf with you?

Are you fucking INSANE?

then you can pull him out of the water :winkwink:

jojojo 02-17-2003 11:23 PM

That sux bro - god damn muscle cramps!

I've waken up a few times in the middle of the night and stretched my legs and bam pure leg cramp - writhing on the floor in pain for like 10 mins...

I remember playing tennis years ago with my shirt off acting all cool and shit to impress these chicks hangin out nearby and when I served the ball and streched up to reach it my calve got stuck and I was rolling on the court screaming like a biotch, then when I got up I had dirt and shit all stuck to my upper body cuz I was sweaty and had no shirt on - classic.

I have never had dual calf cramps tho *ouch*

I did however get dual quad cramps skiing down Mt. Tremblant for the first time tho.... legs were not ready for so much turning... maybe if there was an avalanche too at the same time it would have been the same as your experience.

Rock on :thumbsup

Nothing a bottle of Cristal can't fix :thumbsup

Xenophage 02-17-2003 11:24 PM

Bummer dude.

Santa Cruz was on fire today we had a nice west swell and gethell st was rockin and the Lane was pretty good too but kinda mushy with so much west in it.

Other sufers are the greatest danger in the water.

But hey at least you will still be able to surf tomorrow :)

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


The wife and I just watched Blue Crush yesterday. You seen it Amp? If so how close is that to really surfing? Looks like a blast to me.

not close... that's it exactly. Watch the extras on the dvd though... specifically the Wipeout section. Lots of that goin' on... lol... in reality, it's more like, 90% wipeout, and 10% glory. It's awesome when you grab a sweet one, but I've been pounded by some big fucking monsters more times than I can count. Getting hosed by one of those things fucking sucks serious ass. :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2003 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
least ya didn't catch a reef rub, those fuckers hurt
yeah, no reef where I was today, thank god.... I'd have been fucked.

Amputate Your Head 02-18-2003 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
stretch first next time...
funny... that was my exact thought as 400 tons of wave came down on me..... lol

Ted 02-18-2003 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
BOTH my calves locked into twisting fucking leg cramps that I thought were going to kill me just by themselves
A little bit extra salt in your diet may help as well :thumbsup

Pipecrew 02-18-2003 12:44 AM

What kind of board is it? Post a pic! I have a few and I dont live near any ocean, I just think they are pretty sweet


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