Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal
(Post 19333319)
I saved a few over the years... weird stuff. Here's a sampling :)
"Hi Rabbit, firstly I love shemales and ladyboys, I hope to be living in Thailand later this year, and I will become a ladyboy slut sucking and swallowing as much ladyboy spunk as I can get, I hope to holiday twice a year to south America and suck and swallow as much shemale cum as I can, I love them so much, I also love oriental and latino chicks so I am going to be very busy. One question, it is accepted that men who love shemales are not gay, so why is it that most shemale sites feature shemales getting fucked by ugly hairy ass men aaahhh enough to make me physically sick, when I become a member of a shemale site I just want shemales not ugly pot bellied hairy nosepicking men, men naked how unsexy is that, I Love ladyboy Cum its a sexual delicacy, try a ladyboy cocktail, half fill a cocktail glass with ice, 2 shots vodka, get ladyboy of your choice to masturbate and shoot her sweet Cum into glass, top with Bailys Irish cream, stir and sip and savor, beautiful, then lick ladyboys asshole with your cold tongue, they love it, cheers *NAME REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS*"
"my name is *NAME REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS* .i live in a small village called skelmorlie near largs in scotland. my dream is to lick smelly fanny all day long 7 days a week . i also love to lick fanny with guys cum running out of there fannys . can u make my dream come true . i would like to thank u for u time *NAME REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS*."
"if i knew were she lived i would kidnap her family and fuck her mother in front of her and cum on her face and get MODEL NAME to lick it off. then i would get a knife and start cutting up bits of her mum and force feeding it to MODEL NAME "
I'm pretty sure we reported the last one. On second thought, I'm actually pretty happy I don't moderate anymore.
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