The big surprise on Joe Millionaire
 

Ok, let's hear your guesses. Mine is that Fox gives him 1 million after he tells the chicks that he was lying.

I have doubts as to how real anything they come up with actually is, but my guess is that they'll say he's actually going to inherit the money from some relative he didn't know about. Then if the girl told him to fuck off when she thought he was poor, it'll be damn funny.

He pulls off his mask and he's really a lizard from outer space!

Nope, he did not read the contract carefully and he will be given the bill for his expenses. The castle, private jet, diners, tickets, etc. Not only is he not a billionaire, he will be a negative millionaire.

hm thats the best twist I've heard yet,possible too :glugglug

I know what it is, the actual millionare is the buttler, it's his castle

my guess is the brunette was PRETENDING she didn't want the money - he chooses her and when she finds out there is no money she DUMPS him cause she was all an act to get rich.

he's probably a tranny in disguise! :1orglaugh

I think they're going to give him a mill

hehe, that's not really a twist, that's what everyone thought would happen all along. Latley they've been saying there's some other unexpected twist to it.

Does anyone else think this Joe Millionaire is copying the bang bus? I have all along, I mean they say the girls are going to get money if they hook up with this guy, so they all flirt and make out with him, and then everyone has a good laugh at the end when the bitch finds out there is no money. Same story if you ask me. I seriously think Fox saw how much people liked the bang bus and changed it a little for TV. lol, and if Redshoe's right, they're copying tranny trick too.

the butler is definitely the multi millionaire and he'll prolly give a million or so if the girl goes along with Joe being a poor dude..

I'd be suprised if it was the butler, what kind of self respecting multi millionaire would do that?

I heard an interesting possibility the other night...

Once the winning lady finds out that Joe isn't a millionnaire, they give her the million bucks.. BUT.. she has to dump the Joe guy in order to keep it.. or.. stay with Joe and lose the bucks..

Of course they'd have to keep tabs on the two if she took the bucks to make sure they didn't still hook up..

Its not like it matters if hes a millionaire right now anyways. After the show he can do endorsements of all kinds and make millions. Hes basically a celebrity now. I'm sure the chick will realize this and marry him if she was out for the money in the first place.

If he's a big success compared to most reality show people, what's he going to make, a couple hundred K before he's old news?



That would be cool

one could always hope that joe millionaire and the butler end up happily ever after.

now wouldn't that be a surprise:1orglaugh

I say he is gay but also bi-curious:1orglaugh

I'm guessing they give him a mill also or maybe let him inherit the castle along with it. They can't be putting the poor guy through all that trouble for nothing! (Lying to the girls, feeling like a dirtbag, lying to the girls, etc...)
I am glad he kicked the curly head brunette (Melissa right?) , because she was totally in it for the money! I think Zora is probably sincere, because wasn't she almost eliminated, but he gave her another chance?? (Sarah is definetely in it for the money, she's high-maintenance(?) and it shows!)
About the chic with the boyfriend, WHAT A SCAM! I just know her boyfriend told her to go, so they could get his money, sign the papers and DIVORCE! It was definitely a scam. What guy would willingly let his girlfriend go to a competition to marry a guy?! His excuse was 'I'm not afraid of competition, so I welcome the challenge' or something like that.
ScooterMuze, your idea is so interesting, that just might HAPPEN! IT IS FOX! :)
Does anyone else think that 'Joe Millionaire' looks like Superman in his modeling photos, HE IS HOT!!!



AND LASTLY.......
WHATS UP WITH MARRIED BY AMERICA?????!!! THAT IS SUCH A SCAM!!

There's some good ones here. I like the lizard from outer space theory.

I cannot see the women that get's picked, flipping out when she gets the 'news'. She's gotta figure with all the media attention, they will not be applying for welfare anytime soon.

:glugglug

Ok... I'll let everyone know since I can't keep it to myself anymore.


I AM JOE Millionaire...:1orglaugh

If those girls were so stupid as to believe that pretender had two nickels to rub together then they deserve what they get. I think he should actually marry the winner and THEN tell her.

OR... maybe the twist is that Joe IS a millionnaire.. :)

OR the jokes on Joe, the girls have set him up and they are all trannies! OR he's on a hidden camera show...cam behind the cam! ;)

makes sense, with the conversions rate you got

HE IS GAY!

duh!

I bet he picks blondie, just because the producers say so.... She'll definitely be a bitch about it!

Actually 19K a year would look pretty good right about now.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good thing I don't rely on the :2 cents:

Patience grasshopper :winkwink:

The reactions:

Zora-----She doesn't looked pissed, yet... just a little hurt that he lied...But she's a smart girl, she knows that it's television and he's gonna get some huge reward.
Damn, he beat around the bush for so long, that I thought that he was dumping her.


I wonder if he is going to tell Blondie the same thing...that he picked her...why haven't they showed her yet?


Whoever said it, yes the butler is definetely the multi-millionaire here. He's got that 'it's-my-fuckin-castle-so-I'll-stay-if-I-want-to-Joe-bitch' attitude.


He's always lurking around. Yep....or Maybe he's Joe's dad and they both are really rich....You never know with fox!

ahahhahahahaa, he picked Zora!

Hope she tells him to take a hike.

Evan Marriot= Marriot Hotels....hahhah
I wished he would have watied a while for blondies reaction to really come out, before he told her he wasn't rich.... She looked dissapointed that he didnt choose her though, not that he wasn't rich...that's a shocker.

I wonder what Zora's gonna do... what if it's twisted and he really picked the other chic and not Zora..? Maybe she has a secret background...

HAHA Funny Fox...

The original plan was that fox will tell the viewers that it was all caught on hidden camera

Ha...I bet he really did inherit money, but it's double...and hse leaves and curses at him and all. That would be cool...
I'm glad he picked Zora, but now she seems kind of .....different, like she wants out.

how do you mean???

Fox is a little cheap, huh?? One mill, sounds good, but Fox could have given them at least 2...when the moneys gone, where do they go?? Do they split it??? Weird...

Where's MetaformX now!? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hahahahhaa

My wife just said:

"so.. no transvestites."

I'm glad I live on the east coast. I don't get shows spoiled for me on here.

:1orglaugh

Psshhhh....what a jip!

OOps, didn't mean to spoil it for you haven't seen it.. I'm always thinking everyone is watching right along with me...

It WAS a jip, though. That ending was predictable.... Scooter made a better twist than that.. Freakin Fox . :ak47:

what a shitty ending. i was hoping sarah was going to rage, do a little carrie action

Can everyone please look at my original post please??? Honestly, I could write all these Fox shows the way I call them every time (if that means anything)

(takes bow)
Thank you, thank you.

Ive been saying that since the show announced it was going to be on. It wasnt exactly rocket science.

The real secret is hes actually hetero.

Id be shocked anyway.

I watched the last hour of that show... first time I have watched any of it. I will never be able to get that wasted hour of my life back.