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  • Slick
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 7338

    #1

    I need YOUR donations please.

    Well everyone, I've been with the same woman for 12 years now and married for 2 years and have 3 kids. In that time, our sex life has been shot down. Sometimes I get it once a week, sometimes it's once a month, or sometimes it's once every couple of months.

    It's been VERY rough for me at times. Sometimes I feel that I'm gonna die from lack of sex, it's rough. Sure, there's always whores and hookers out there, but with doing that, I'm risking getting a life-threatening disease, which could kill me. Plus it's not right morally for my mariage.

    You all are probably asking yourself how you can help. Well, I need donations to raise $6449 to buy myself a "Real Doll", so I can keep myself a happy, healthy, disease free, sexually satified man. Plus not only that, it'll keep my family together because I won't be cheating on my wife with dirty old disease infested hookers and whores, so overall, your donations will not only be helping out me, but my entire family.

    If 65 of you would step up to the plate and donate $100 each, you'd save not only my family, but my life.

    $100 isn't much to most of you. You figure that in a month, that breaks down to $3.33 per day, which is like the cost of buying an Extra Value Meal from Burger King or McDonnalds. When you think of it that way, it's pretty reasonable I think.

    If you wanna send your donations, the Pay Pal email addy is slick @ chartermi.net Any help would be greatly appreciated
  • SR
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 2239

    #2
    You don't need a real doll but a new wife.

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    • Ross
      Ik ben een aap
      • Sep 2002
      • 18874

      #3
      Damn man your desperate!

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      • robfantasy
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 6445

        #4
        Originally posted by Slick
        Well everyone, I've been with the same woman for 12 years now and married for 2 years and have 3 kids. In that time, our sex life has been shot down. Sometimes I get it once a week, sometimes it's once a month, or sometimes it's once every couple of months.

        It's been VERY rough for me at times. Sometimes I feel that I'm gonna die from lack of sex, it's rough. Sure, there's always whores and hookers out there, but with doing that, I'm risking getting a life-threatening disease, which could kill me. Plus it's not right morally for my mariage.

        You all are probably asking yourself how you can help. Well, I need donations to raise $6449 to buy myself a "Real Doll", so I can keep myself a happy, healthy, disease free, sexually satified man. Plus not only that, it'll keep my family together because I won't be cheating on my wife with dirty old disease infested hookers and whores, so overall, your donations will not only be helping out me, but my entire family.

        If 65 of you would step up to the plate and donate $100 each, you'd save not only my family, but my life.

        $100 isn't much to most of you. You figure that in a month, that breaks down to $3.33 per day, which is like the cost of buying an Extra Value Meal from Burger King or McDonnalds. When you think of it that way, it's pretty reasonable I think.

        If you wanna send your donations, the Pay Pal email addy is slick @ chartermi.net Any help would be greatly appreciated

        HAHA
        Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          I knew this thread was coming.



          Slick, the writing was on the doll.
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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            ..thats pathetic.. pull your weiner

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            • ZoiNk
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 2370

              #7
              "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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              • cold_ice
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 3027

                #8
                Shit give your wife the $6500 I bet she will fuck you better than any fucken doll Maybe its your own fault your not getting any. Maybe you dont turn her on anymore. Or maybe your just an ass to her and she dont want to give it up. Use any money you get for counseling

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Spacedog?
                  dodoboy86?


                  Feel free to ad to this list if you can think of others who belong on it.

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                  • Jamdin
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 3560

                    #10
                    Just get a webcam & tell your wife how much money couples having live sex online can have. She'll be riding you plus making dough in no time

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                    • Filter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 457

                      #11
                      hehehe I take it as the joke I'm sure it's meant to be
                      Get your site reviewed at pornliving.com

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                      • aflex
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 3127

                        #12


                        sorry, but a doll? you are a man, men need pussy. tell her to put out or get out. or accept the fact you will be fucking other women.. =]
                        self made mothafucka.

                        buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

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                        • Cheshire
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 5738

                          #13
                          A real doll won't fix the problems you're having if your wife only wants to bang you a few times a year.


                          just a little bit naughty

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                          • Slick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 7338

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SR
                            You don't need a real doll but a new wife.
                            ROFL, ha ha ha.

                            Actually, after hitting the post button and seeing all of the people that are checking out this post, I'm thinking that perhaps I shouldn't have posted it. I did it more as a joke with all of the Real Doll talk on here, BUT knowing that a lot of you people out there are always willing to help out people, probably thinking that this was something serious after reading the title, then seeing this thread, I apologize to all of you whom I offended in that sense.

                            To be honest with the rest of you, my wifey knows how to please me, she's been doing it for 12 years now, the best piece of ass that I've ever had. I definately have no intentions on leaving her. Sure, with the 3 kids that we have, it's sometimes tough trying to squeeze in sex, but it's all worth it when it does happen

                            I guess that I just put myself out on the limb to get some laughs

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                            • X37375787

                              #15
                              lame joke

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                              • KrazieSweets
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1060

                                #16

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                                • x-vision
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 1013

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SR
                                  You don't need a real doll but a new wife.

                                  Get the VirtualFX 2D to 3D TV Converter or 3D Glasses for your PC. Great affiliate and resale programs available.

                                  http://www.realistixxx.com/

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                                  • Rip
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 1456

                                    #18
                                    Happened to me too, man

                                    and we are just climbing out of that rut

                                    you need to talk about it, because it can be a number of different things, if you have a good family doc, get a hormone level test for both of you

                                    likely it isn't a problem with the male partner, but if you get one (a test too) she won't feel like you are blaming her

                                    stick with it, it probably happens to 99% of couples at some time, but it can and should get better, you just need to work at it, and talk about it

                                    more sex = longer life
                                    ...

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                                    • Dawgy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 5856

                                      #19
                                      how much for the leeetle boy
                                      the revolution is coming.

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                                      • Funbrunette
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 4834

                                        #20
                                        Find a "fuck friend" or mistress if you prefer! Or better yet, find out why your wife won't put out! WAIT....Maybe she's cheating on you!
                                        Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                                        [email protected]
                                        ICQ: 155-713-409

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                                        • jim manly
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 605

                                          #21

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                                          • BV
                                            wtf
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 10914

                                            #22
                                            will you settle for a "fleshlight"?

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                                            • CDSmith
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460

                                              #23
                                              I'm sure Slick could afford his and her's realdolls if he wanted them.



                                              Slick, you just missed my birthday.... buy ME one!
                                              Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

                                              ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

                                              Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
                                              ICQ me at: 31024634

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                                              • J.R.
                                                WantBoobs.com
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 3479

                                                #24
                                                Isn't your hand cheaper ?

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                                                • MetaformX
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 6704

                                                  #25
                                                  I could never fuck(if you can call it that) one of those dolls, or any 'fake female' for that matter, no matter how long I went witout sex. I would feel sort of pathethic afterwards if I did.

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                                                  • Libertine
                                                    sex dwarf
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 17860

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MetaformX
                                                    I could never fuck(if you can call it that) one of those dolls, or any 'fake female' for that matter
                                                    Not even a tranny?
                                                    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                    • MetaformX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 6704

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by punkworld


                                                      Not even a tranny?
                                                      is my name Manny?

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                                                      • xxxinnovations
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                        • 1181

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL,
                                                        I wasn't expect him to say he wanted a Real Doll
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                                                        • Slick
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 7338

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BV
                                                          will you settle for a "fleshlight"?
                                                          ROFL, ha ha ha, sure man, that should do the trick. Thanks for the offer

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                                                          • Slick
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 7338

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                            Slick, you just missed my birthday.... buy ME one!
                                                            Ha ha ha, well man, since I missed it, I'll get it for ya for Christmas.

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                                                            • Pete
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 6617

                                                              #31
                                                              How many donations so far? Fuck I was gonna send you some cash!
                                                              Evoke Electronics

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                                                              • Slick
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 7338

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                lame joke
                                                                Yeah man, I agree, that's why I posted my apology in my previous post. I didn't realize that until after I hit the "Post" button.

                                                                Again, I apologize to all of you that I offended. I kinda feel like an ass now.

                                                                Originally posted by Pete
                                                                How many donations so far? Fuck I was gonna send you some cash!
                                                                Damn man, no donations yet. I'm sure that if I wouldn't have said it was a joke, I would've hit my mark by now, he he he.

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                                                                • Rich
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 11486

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Buy a flesh light and stop whinning, or talk to Escortbiz.

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