I need YOUR donations please.
 

Well everyone, I've been with the same woman for 12 years now and married for 2 years and have 3 kids. In that time, our sex life has been shot down. Sometimes I get it once a week, sometimes it's once a month, or sometimes it's once every couple of months.

It's been VERY rough for me at times. Sometimes I feel that I'm gonna die from lack of sex, it's rough. Sure, there's always whores and hookers out there, but with doing that, I'm risking getting a life-threatening disease, which could kill me. Plus it's not right morally for my mariage.

You all are probably asking yourself how you can help. Well, I need donations to raise $6449 to buy myself a "Real Doll", so I can keep myself a happy, healthy, disease free, sexually satified man. Plus not only that, it'll keep my family together because I won't be cheating on my wife with dirty old disease infested hookers and whores, so overall, your donations will not only be helping out me, but my entire family.

If 65 of you would step up to the plate and donate $100 each, you'd save not only my family, but my life.

$100 isn't much to most of you. You figure that in a month, that breaks down to $3.33 per day, which is like the cost of buying an Extra Value Meal from Burger King or McDonnalds. When you think of it that way, it's pretty reasonable I think.

If you wanna send your donations, the Pay Pal email addy is slick @ chartermi.net Any help would be greatly appreciated :thumbsup

You don't need a real doll but a new wife.

Damn man your desperate!

HAHA :321GFY

I knew this thread was coming.



Slick, the writing was on the doll.

:1orglaugh ..thats pathetic.. pull your weiner

:321GFY

Shit give your wife the $6500 I bet she will fuck you better than any fucken doll:2 cents: Maybe its your own fault your not getting any. Maybe you dont turn her on anymore. Or maybe your just an ass to her and she dont want to give it up. Use any money you get for counseling:glugglug

Spacedog?
dodoboy86?


Feel free to ad to this list if you can think of others who belong on it. :glugglug

Just get a webcam & tell your wife how much money couples having live sex online can have. She'll be riding you plus making dough in no time :Graucho

hehehe I take it as the joke I'm sure it's meant to be :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sorry, but a doll? you are a man, men need pussy. tell her to put out or get out. or accept the fact you will be fucking other women.. =]

A real doll won't fix the problems you're having if your wife only wants to bang you a few times a year.

ROFL, ha ha ha.

Actually, after hitting the post button and seeing all of the people that are checking out this post, I'm thinking that perhaps I shouldn't have posted it. I did it more as a joke with all of the Real Doll talk on here, BUT knowing that a lot of you people out there are always willing to help out people, probably thinking that this was something serious after reading the title, then seeing this thread, I apologize to all of you whom I offended in that sense.

To be honest with the rest of you, my wifey knows how to please me, she's been doing it for 12 years now, the best piece of ass that I've ever had. I definately have no intentions on leaving her. Sure, with the 3 kids that we have, it's sometimes tough trying to squeeze in sex, but it's all worth it when it does happen :thumbsup

I guess that I just put myself out on the limb to get some laughs :winkwink:

lame joke

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Happened to me too, man

and we are just climbing out of that rut

you need to talk about it, because it can be a number of different things, if you have a good family doc, get a hormone level test for both of you

likely it isn't a problem with the male partner, but if you get one (a test too) she won't feel like you are blaming her

stick with it, it probably happens to 99% of couples at some time, but it can and should get better, you just need to work at it, and talk about it

more sex = longer life :)

how much for the leeetle boy

Find a "fuck friend" or mistress if you prefer! Or better yet, find out why your wife won't put out! WAIT....Maybe she's cheating on you! :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

will you settle for a "fleshlight"?
:1orglaugh

I'm sure Slick could afford his and her's realdolls if he wanted them.



Slick, you just missed my birthday.... buy ME one!

Isn't your hand cheaper ?

:1orglaugh

I could never fuck(if you can call it that) one of those dolls, or any 'fake female' for that matter, no matter how long I went witout sex. I would feel sort of pathethic afterwards if I did.

Not even a tranny?

is my name Manny? :)

LOL,
I wasn't expect him to say he wanted a Real Doll

ROFL, ha ha ha, sure man, that should do the trick. Thanks for the offer :thumbsup

Ha ha ha, well man, since I missed it, I'll get it for ya for Christmas.

How many donations so far? Fuck I was gonna send you some cash!

Yeah man, I agree, that's why I posted my apology in my previous post. I didn't realize that until after I hit the "Post" button.

Again, I apologize to all of you that I offended. I kinda feel like an ass now.

Damn man, no donations yet. I'm sure that if I wouldn't have said it was a joke, I would've hit my mark by now, he he he.

Buy a flesh light and stop whinning, or talk to Escortbiz. :Graucho