Signs of getting older?
 

You want to shoot the guy blasting his bass right outside your window.

sly u da man

I got a bad back from a Rollercoaster :Oh crap

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They leave me light-headed too, for the rest of the day, but it's my duty to go on them with my 7yo daughter

??. In my case it's needing 19 year old twins, a midget, a donkey and a finger in my ass to get me aroused.

How about a 300+ girl off of plentyoffish.com who needs 5 towels to prevent the ruination of your mattress? :)

You crack me up sometimes. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Glad to be help out. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

When I turned 30 and I am not bull shitting. The music started sounding like just fucken noise. When I turned 40 my warm up weights became my working out weights. I hate to see the next sign. LOL Maybe I will need some secstasy soon.

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?We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!?

-Ben Franklin

He also said we grow old too soon and wise too late. Which is very true.

There's only been one man (41) that's broken 4 minutes in the mile but I know plenty of guys in their mid 40's still running in the 4:20's.

Fuck! I just turned 34 and I have a pair of 25lb dumbells I normally curl quite easily... and I've lately found them to be a little more than I'm entirely comfortable with. Figured it was just me getting lazy... but now I'm worried...

I hate the fact my loads no longer have the velocity they once possessed.

Seriously! And I used to be able to fuck 3 times a day and be ready for more... now I'm mostly fine with once a day. I don't like where this is headed...

For me, this is actually a good thing. I remember going, like, 3 days when all of a sudden I realized I had gone 3 days. No jerking. No chasing pussy. No fucking. I got a lot of shit done!

But how were your loads?

Damn I thought something was wrong with me....thanks!

Productivity is an advantage I suppose. Typical dialogue with wife: Me: "Let's just stay in and fuck all day..." Her: "No, we need to be productive..." Me: "Fucking all day is productive!"

:)

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Right there with you on that one. The kid across the road got a new stereo in his car and was blasting it out the front, felt like smashing the thing.

Same size...they just don't fly over her head anymore.

They don't fly anywhere, anymore. :disgust

I'm paying more attention to the radio ads for GreyPower Insurance, lol.

One of the few good aspects of nearing 50. :winkwink:

Toss in a Nazi helmet and a fire extinguisher and that's a good Monday night for me.

Not me, fortunately - I fucking LOVE coasters. Taller Faster Sicker More more more. Send me at 100 Miles per hour through inverted loops dangling by a toe harness and I'm the happiest little kid in the park.

Oh and speaking of which:

Eternal pessimism.


FML

Nah, getting older is actually letting off a shotgun shell in said subwoofer, calling the police on one's cell as one walks away and then having them show up to give said noise offender a ticket.

I don't fuck around..

For me it's reading glasses. Fucking fuck!

i cant afford to go on a Rollercoaster... :(

Getting to bed at 8pm just so you can go up again at midnight to work, sleeping only 4 hours per day, in this cas getting to bed at 8pm and sleep 4 hours :)

i'm not there yet, but I start to see it coming.... :Oh crap :Oh crap

I'm 36 and never will be old so hell with you hahaha.

Telling your kid to pull his trousers up and stop showing his pants.
Drives me mad.

Sex drive has increased from wanting/getting it 3 times a day to wanting 6 times a day and getting it 2 times a week. ( she is getting older 2 ) Body is in great shape and strength is getting more but I now have to wear reading glasses for some books. :(

push yourself in the gym some, it keeps you young believe me.. raises the testosterone levels naturally going heavy. Don't have to get huge to do it either.

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Luckily for me I still don't need the midget!