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Michael Jackson is a fucking VAMPIRE
I dont know if anyone has noticed this or not. I have no doubt that MJ is an undead bloodsucker after watching that BBC interview. Consider these points...
- Alergic to sunlight?! He claims that the sun damages his skin, and anytime he is out in the daylight he always has that crew surrounding him with the huge black umbrellas. - Live forever?! When MJ and that BBC dude were looking at the egyptian coffin thing, dude asked him "would you like to be buried in one of those?" And MJ says "no I am going to live forever..." - Baby snatcher! MJ described snatching his newest baby from the womb as soon as he cut the umbillica and rushed home with it, placenta and all. WTF!!!! What kind of crazy fucking Nosferatu shit is that to do. What did he do with all that afterbirth juice? - Mirrors? I didnt see any in the Interview. Vampires/MJ have no reflection. - The kids! He's not molesting these children sexualy, he is feeding off of them at these "sleepovers". HE IS MOLESTING THIER BLOOD. I mean look at that kid who had cancer, that MJ somehow healed by hanging out with him. He didnt fucking heal anything, you cant just cure cancer. He made that kid into a vampire. Vampires dont get cancer because they are dead. Sadly, all of his supposed birth children are probably vampires too. Why else would they have to wear a mask or veil when in public. Cause the sun would fuck them up, and they are probably already super ugly little bloodsuckers anyways. - Plastic Surgery/Deteriorating faetures... He claims only to have had 2 operations. He is probably not lying there. I theorize that after the one kid came forward and claimed the "abuse" , MJ knew the heat was on him and he better chill out with the feeding for a while. Having no sustinance for a couple of years really fucked his features up. Just my :2 cents: Where is Dr. VanHelsing when you need him... |
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No, Micheal Jackson is the same as a carrier bag.
White, Plastic and should be kept out of the reach of children... :winkwink: |
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He works with alien
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he is a man with seious mental issues due to a sheltered life in which he could do anything he wants.
He hangs out with little boys, because he still thinks he is one. No one ever told him he has gorwn up, and he sadly thinks he'll be a little boy forever. |
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mjdec1.html
Read the affadavit from the kid who got paid millions for his silence, the very thing MJ said he could not talk about during that 20/20 disaster, yet it was on the net! Tonight MJ takes on Primetime NBC and wants another crack at changing the Public opinion from his last TV disaster. Bet the ratings are not as good... Or will they? Whats ironic is his old albums are selling hot again, go figure that?? Where is boneprone when you need analysis?? |
i'm just going to be a pain in the ass and say it wasn't a BBC interview. British yes, BBC no. Jackson a freak, yes.
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http://www.theonion.com/onion3905/infograph_3905.html
the onion is so great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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Pinknutz..... Or should I call you "Tan & Salty"?.......
He's not Alergic to sunlight. HE'S AFRAID HE'LL FUCKING MELT. |
hummm, vampire.......makes sense
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The real PinkNutz has been exiled by the company to Alabama for an undetermined ammount of time... Tell that wanker Tanker to call me. |
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