joke collection post, collect all good jokes in this post
 

what is better then sex in the city?




















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sex in country

what did farmer say to cow?
















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come in bed wife

why was everybody jumping for joy?
















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because joy was stucked in roof

you are kidding right?

This is bad.

one joke is own made

The only real joke I saw was that you think they are jokes. I've taken shits that are as you say more funny then monkeys playing in barrel. wtf lol

This thread is hilarious. And not for the jokes. :1orglaugh

ok you can cancel this post

I think we'll might be better off, if you just cancel your whole member account here. :2 cents:

A farmer with a big livestock breeding, mostly pigs, ram lambs, and goats was looking for a vet doc to take the vacant place. Because the farmer was pretty busy man, he asked an agency to find the right person for this position. In week or two they called him on phone just to inform him that they are about to send him young female specialist.
- She's very pleasant person, graduated the University two days ago....- they say.
- What ?!?!? I need experienced person with over 15years of work as vet, who worked at a zoo - if possible!!! And you are sending me a rookie!!!....
- Look, sir - she might be young, and maybe she has no experience at all but she's got extraordinary skill - she can understand the language of any animal !!!! Tell you what - let her work for a month free of charge - and if you're not happy afterwards, we will send you a person with the experience, deal ?!
- Okay - Deal.

Then at the big farm comes a beautiful woman. - Pleased to meet you sir - I'm your new vet. The farmer was man of the deeds, so he just went straight to the point:
- They say you're talking with the animals - come with me to prove it! He brought her to a swine with something like 10 little piggies .
- What the swine is saying - the farmer asked.
- She said that she gave a birth to 11 piggies, but now she has just 10, and she knows that the farmer - you - took her kid.
- Hmm - the farmer said nothing, but they proceeded to the sheep section. - Baaaaa ! - what that sheep said - the farmer asked. And the vet translated:
- She gave a birth to 2 lambs - she's got one lamb now, but also she said that you -the farmer know where is the other one, because you took it.
- Hmmm... the farmer said nothing, but he was pretty impressed because of the incredible skill of the beautiful doc.... - Come, let me show you your office - you got the job.
While they were crossing the back yard a herd of goats passes near them and one of the goats stoped and bleated. The farmer said immediately :

- Don't listen to her! - it was two months ago and I was drunk!


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knock knock

Poo there?

Just get rid of your internet already and find another hobby. Shuffleboard maybe.

poo there who

you have no better jokes so how can you you make this choice

Are they supposed to be Christmas cracker jokes?

what is best joke?

















joke with gold medal

Why did your mom moo?



















Because she is a cow.

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this is bad

best jokes ever !

best worst joke thread ever

poo there who, poo, poo... ?

thanks:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

A muslim friend of mine told me this joke, so im not a rasist or anything, just to keep things clear, I am also a beliver, so im sorry to thoose who may be offended :)

Do you know why the muslims go down and pray 5 times a day????

In the beggining of time, God went to jesus and told him....
If I may fuck you in the ass, all the cristians will have good times forever and ever......Jesus where thinking.....well ok, you can do this.....so god fuck jesus in the ass...and as you all can see, the cristans have it quit good now....

The God went to the Rabbie, and said...If I can fuck you in the ass...all your people will have alot of money and be risch for all times....... and as you all see, the jews are with wealth and have alot of money.....

Then God went to The prophet, and told him....If I may fuck you in the ass, the muslims will have good wealth and have a good future....the prophet say without thinking....NO NO NO nothing come in only out of my ass....
and ass you all see now these days, the muslims have war, and most are poor...
so now all the muslims go down and pray 5 times a day, telling and praying..please god come and fuck me :)

Again...im sorry in these offended anyone, but this joke was told to me by a Muslim...

Since this turned into a thread with terrible jokes, here's my bad joke of the day...

How do you introduce a hamburger?

meet Patty!

Hah meat, meet, get it? ... some of you will repeat it because it's that terrible.

thank you for joining in the jokes!

Here's my contribution....

What did the blonde girl say after sex?















































Thanks guys.