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Hiya mate

Thought I'd take a little tour of your site to see how much you really get this whole online thing.

Seems you don't get it very well.

Here's some free simple tips that might help you out:

You've got 649 pages with a title tag that is too long.

259 pages with a description that is too long.

13980 pages with multiple H1 tags.

3963 pages with no alt tags and appalling file names like logow.jpg

940 pages with too many external links.

427 404 server errors.

506 pages with broken links.

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These are really basic onsite things to fix. Surprised you've got time to code a plug in to ignore me when your own site is so riddled with elementary mistakes.

I can fix them for you, email me and I will explain in detail the ways you've fucked up.

If you can afford me.

:)

xoxoxoxoxo

Hey fagchops, I'd like to inform you, that's the way the site was when I bought it and haven't done anything with it since, I'm in the middle of completely rewriting it from the ground up.

But hey, thanks. I appreciate that my site's welfare is so important to you that it could rip you away from posting retarded fucking long pictures of you and your faggot boyfriend in every thread for a few seconds.

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

P.S. you mad that I default put you and your two fuck buddies in my ignore plugin? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Knowing so many people who will not see your retardation by default has got to hurt.

Looks like your plug in is as broken as Markham's ignore list.

Why do you make it SO easy for me to bait you?

I was gonna put a countdown timer for how long it would take you to respond. Didn't think it would be so quick.

Thanks for being so easy to play.

Good luck with the rewrite, seems you've got a hell of a long way to go if the basics are so bad!

DamianJ, Paul Markham, and DVTimes are in by default.

https://github.com/killswitch/gfy-ig.../hide_users.js

This could be a hit.. .

Could be if it worked. But if the author of it replied to me within 3 minutes of me posting how shit his site is, makes you wonder!

:)

Maybe there is a toggle in it.

Ignore list = Markham
Ignore list = True

Or something?

Yeah, he must be pissed off that a) his site doesn't seem to get any of the basics right and , more pissed off that b) he replied to my very obvious bait. No need to rub it in though man.

Why would I care if people that don't want to read my posts don't read them?

I just feel embarrassed for you that you wrote a plug in that either doesn't work or is so sketchy that you aren't using it!

That and the fact that Markham understands onsite SEO better than you do.

Seriously, two questions:

1) why would I care if people that didn't want to read my posts don't read them?
2) why aren't you using your plug in? is it malware?

1) You care, because you're still going.
2) I don't need to use ignore, but some people prefer to use it. I provide a service.

I saw these guys about 10 years ago at a show, They opened for Kid Rock, At UCF Arena in Central Florida. They put on a pretty good show.

:2 cents:

bring back Paul Markhem lol

That doesn't answer the question. *Why* do you think I would care. I am still going because I enjoy pointing out how crap your site is and how you aren't using the script you are providing. Makes me wonder if you've coded something nasty in it?

Ah right, great. So you will still see my posts. Awesome.

Any other sites you've got that are finished I can take a look at? Love to show people how shit they are at simple stuff...talking of which, do you offer Twitter marketing consultancy? Love your follower numbers. Really impressive.

Or Facebook? 7 likes is really impressive!

Love Powerman 5000. :thumbsup

https://github.com/killswitch/gfy-ig...rome-extension code's all there broseph. Peep it yourself if you're so worried.

does it remove quotes too?

Nope, but good suggestion, I'll look into that. :thumbsup

Nobody ever falls face first into a churning lawn mower that deserves to, do they?