What an exciting election night it was
 

So the other night my friends and I decided to go vote as a group. After we spent like 2 hours waiting in line and voting we decided to go to a local bar and party while the results come in.

The bar was having an election night party and if you wore your little "I Voted" pin thing you got your first drink free, cool idea. So we are in there having a good time. The bartender is mixing up "Obamas" (black russians) and "Romneys" (Shirley Temples). People are making votes on the outcome and just in general having a good time. It was kind of like a super bowl party.

After a bit, we notice a guy sitting at the bar by himself. Didn't look happy at all. He looked a little nerdy and he had an aluminum foil lined bicycle helmet next to him on the bar. I was thinking that he is definitely the kind of guy to avoid, but my buddy and his girlfriend decide that they're gonna go over and mess with him.

They go over and one of them mentions that they see he doesn't have an "I voted" pin on.

This guy goes fucking postal right there at the bar. He is shoutng all sorts of shit about conspiracies and the Illumanati and aliens and how worthless the entire human race is. He looks like he is gonna explode. The entire bar just shut up while he went on his rant. It was fucking hilarious. At some point in there he starts yelling about the reptilian masters and how they are controlling all of us. About 10 minutes into the thing my friend just looked at him and said "Cool. Yeah, it all sucks doesn't it?" and then they walked back over and we all got the fuck out of the bar along with most of the other customers.

Last thing I saw was the SWAT team pulling up in front of the bar and I knew we didn't need to be there any more.

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