A message to Americans from Canadians
 

Dear Americans,

Please vote!

Thank you,
Your sexier friends from the Great White North.

When you say "Sexier friends from the great white north" what you really mean is "white and pasty friends who mostly live in igloos", right?

Racist........

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Of course! We get only half the sunlight to begin with and even then spend 80% of our time indoors thanks to that horrible season known as winter. At least we now get to watch TV while we eat baby-seal meat and poutine.

I wish you could vote for me, Mark ;-)
Truly yours, Mitt.
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I take an extra vitamin D supplement to offset the lack of sun 6 months a year.

I'd vote for you but the cost would outweigh the benefit. If a 'publican got in they would repress porn, and porn sales would go up. Then the economy will tank and more people will turn to vices such as Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs and porn, and sales would go up again. But the eventually the true cost of everything would hit and we'd lose it all.

Better to vote Obama and increase sales because people are happier, healthier, and gosh-darn it - they just want a little porn.

I say you bring George Bush back, you gave him two terms to destroy your country, I think a third time will be the charm!

I'm not so sure...my immediate thought was Ariel Rebel. ;-)

The American people get upset when Canadians ask for anything

Yet we give them everything :1orglaugh

Want to piss off a Canadian? Ask them how they feel about NAFTA.

And it's still not enough :2 cents:

If it weren't for us you'd only have watered-down beer to drink and faux maple syrup for your pancakes.

1 baby seal poutine to go please.

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;)

Robin Williams said Canada was like an upstairs apartment over a really great party.
But that was probably 15 years ago.

Could be

My favorite

moose fuckers ...

having lived near the Canadian border I can say the men of Canada are indeed very sexy

lol i like you all :P

hum..............not really, not at all !


But dont make a joke about hockey lock out or say its a bad sport !!



Thats pretty funny :) :) Croissant ! Give me a fuckin donuts christ !! Assez Marrant :)